Mortal! Darest thou plumb the depths of rural Slovenian restaurant fare? Then verily thou art a fool, for the truth is much grimmer than thou may had thought heretofore! HAHAHAHAHA!
In twain art the meat preparing rituals split, though each cometh with roast potatoes inlaid with onions! The first a roast of commonly veal yet ofttimes pork, and the other an obvious product of deep frying!
Not if you say it like that you twat
Yet, betimes, a pastry is infused with cottage cheese to serve as the side to said flesh! And covered it is in toasted breadcrumbs! A stirring peculiarity of this land, indeed!
A gleam I see in thine eye...aye, thou art an inquisitive sort! The salad thou see's't, odd and unfamiliar to the sight of the seabound Saxon sort! Aye, a dazzling medley of vegetables layeth therein, such as are commonly found in the continental reaches of the this lowest tier of Hyperborea named Europe! Note thou how it stands upon its' own, not subsumed into the main course, for that is considered frank barbarity in these parts! And glazed, too, it is not, for the local inhabitants are of a...simple...sort.
Yesss, a coterie of the multifarious dinner-meats can thou also have presented upon thine decadent pleasure be thine coin purse weighty enough! Ohhh, and dumplings, pastries, potatoes to spare! How lucky is the frequenter of such obscure locales in such a corner of this windblown land they call...Europe!
>>21985317>>21985330>>21985334>>21985341Looks pretty good, tbdesu.
I heard they eat horses there
NOW I must perforce call your attention to a forerunner to this OUTRAGEOUS feast, as rough and simple as it may be...a flour-heavy soup of made of the local fungoid varieties...dark and musty, in tune to the cold, dark forests of Slovenia itself! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ah, but what should crown such a roughshod feast other than a crumbly nut roll with raisins full! As tough and unwelcoming as the Slovenian farmer it is, for the soil it is poor and the men hard! For such is the fate of these inhabitants of the sideways and byways of this Europe we call our own! It is such a pity that the innards and orifices of these men will never know the gentle touch of chocolate! HAHAHAHAHA!
>>21985350lol
>>21985323>>21985330>>21985341Everything looks really good dude! like stuff you'd expect to see at a Ren fair or something along those lines. Rustic.>wouldeat/10
>>21985317this looks like shit i can make at home
>>21985393Tis often that streams run together, only to spill into a mighty, raging torrent on their meeting! For is the chicken fried not a long known inhabitant of these parts? Have those means of preparation not been known in these woods and dales since the founding of Georgetown? So it would seem! Yon land of America may share strange commonalities with this odd province right off the rim of the great peninsulas of the Old Country. Who can tell? ONLY THE GREAT GOD PAN, PERHAPS! AHAHAH!
>tfw no Slovenian restaurant nearbyIt all looks very good
>>21985393am i suposed to be impressed by the fact you can make mash and roast meat at home, or by the fact that you wouldn't eat roast meat and mash at a pub?
>>21985596it's not mash, it's roast potatoes with onions
>>21985607those potatoes don't look like they have much structural integrity...they wouldn't be the world famous slovenian nigger potatoes would they?
>>21985622they usually look like this on the domestic table
>>21985625Those look pretty mashed to me.
