Why haven't they fired anyone even though they keep making this mistake over and over?
>WhyYou could say that about a lot of things
>>21985466Back in 2003 a worker accidentally sent out 100,000 boxes of all berries and to Quaker Oat's surprise the consumers all sent letters of joy so they made it into a product.
>>21985466>>21985480Damn you Clumso! How many times am I going to have to I clean up your messes?!
>>21985466cereal was the beginning of the end for America
>>21985466It's no mistake, it's that the Cap'n has become a complete whore who'll put his face on anything to sell another box.
>>21985466Thats one letter away from being actual rabbit shit
>>21985588>poops all berries!>rabbit shit??????????
They do. The new guy always makes the same blunder though.
>>21985570Beach Bash?Who wants beach themed breakfast cereal??I eat corn flakes and Grape Nuts and haven't had either in years. Bacon and eggs for me.
The berries are shit what kind of idiot wants capn crunch and not the delicious buttery pieces?
The buttery pieces are shit what kind of idiot wants capn crunch and not the delicious berry pieces?
They were selling orange creampop crunch at the bargain market for $0.50 per box. It was disgusting.
>>21985466My God, no one deserves a mixup that bad. I've got to help those poor bastards
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>>21985570O' cap'n my cap'n
Most likely friends with a manager who isn't doing proper reporting to corporate. The manager I think will either blame the machine, which I think is most likely as they have a branded box ready to go to absorb the defect. May also be spreading the blame around the department, but that implicates him.
>>21985466Thats so stupid if the captain made a mistake mixing his cereal in the factory he should do it again not try to sell us all berrys he even had to make a new box what a dunce
>>21985466nobody has ever seen the cap'n.that dude on the box is the admiral, probably searching for the cap'n so he can make him walk the plank.
>>21985892>Admirals personally see to the capital punishment of their subordinate officers by forcing AWOL Captains into the icey depths belowMan, the navy sounds brutal
>>21985924we're getting back to basics.
>>21985976Just like Clawfinger... hawwww
>>21985610My thoughts exactly. I think of the beach and my immediate association is sand, heat, and salt water. Who wants to even be reminded of the beach while eating cereal? I've also never even seen any of the flavors past the all berries one in person, but until recently I probably hadn't had a bowl of cereal in almost 20 years, so what do I know.
DAMN YOU, KLUTZO!
>>21985570>Strawberry shortcake crunch>Cotton Candy Crunch>Caramel popcorn crunch>Orange creampop crunchVomitinganimegirl.jpeg
peanut butter is the goat
>>21986180amerigolems aren't human
>Why haven't they fired anyone...?Because how else are they going to get you to eat all of that food dye you spend money on?
>>21986200you wanna see the craziest cereal?had so much iron that it literally turned your shit green.
>>21986467>Kids used to unironically like clownsThis is something I keep forgetting. When did clowns go from the symbol of joy to the arbiter of fear?
