what baked goods do you get from the bougie coffee shop?
>>21986347one near me makes homemade poptarts. i dont go there tho because they dont take cash.
>>21986347Very few coffee shops make their own stuff, so no.
>>21986347where's the éclair au chocolat? >we're out of stock, anon senpai san sama :(it's ok, I'll take a pain au chocolat :)
who goes to a coffee shop to get a fuckin celsius
>>21986385i mean if it’s convenient
>>21986357>because they dont take cashSoooo it's free? Why the fuck wouldn't you go there then?
Rate my haulIt was so deliciousYes, I ate it allYes, I'm an AmericanNo, I'm not fat
>>21986409just be proud of being fat, bro. we dont have to pretend all the time. our corpulence is a sign of wealth and privilege.
>>21986347i don't.>>21986385the only people who drink energy drinks, npcs.
>>21986358You weren't asked a yes/no question.
>>21986429I'm not fat.I'm 6'1 185 lbsI exercise 6 days a week and my mom agrees that I'm a very handsome young man. So I really don't like your slander. I'm not fat.
>>21986464Nobody cares. Fuck your bio, you cock
>>21986464bro it's okay, I'm fat too
>>21986347Goat cheese danish if I’m hungryAlmond croissant if i want a treat
>>21986409Looks like a good mix of sweet and savory! 10/10
>>21986347the real Pain is those prices, yeeeeauuuucchhhhhh
>>21986347For me, its the Monkey Breasts.
Raspberry and white choc muffin.
>>21986347I'll have the Pain Croissant
>>21986439Ok my answer is no, because they all order their shit from the same place.
>>21986409Looks delicious you sonofabitch.
>no pricesThat even legal?
>>21986409are those ginger pubes on that pastry or is it saffron
>>21986347I order nothing and instead ask for the bathroom key which is behind the counter and attacked to a bigass black plank and then i go and take a massive taco bell tier shit. I do not flush nor wash my hands, and i leave the bathroom key on the order pickup counter before leaving
>>21986347>Everything Croissant Cheddar Scallion Scone Chili Cheese PalmierToo many inclusions, forcing me into choice paralysis, fuck you and kill yourself.
Also fuck all of those canned waters and fruit juices, which they price at like $5 and they're "a hint of" flavour at fucking best.You don't deserve my money.
>>21986347Danish or Pain aux Raisins, maybe a custard éclair if I am feeling a little too much like a honeybee.>the pic related selectionThe danish sounds awful and doesn't need cream cheese, the Pain aux Raisins are tucked in a corner which suggests they lack confidence in it, I guess I will take a mushroom and artichoke quiche (in the bottom corner so very lacking in confidence but hard to fuck up) but I will be judging it while I eat it.
>>21986358And these reheated baked goods are all loaded with soy
>>21986816Do you have the screenshot of him holding the melting ice cream?
>>21986347 A nice bagel, if they have one
>>21986464all that matters is penis size
>>21987504I've never had a girlfriend so not really
>>21986347A savory croissant of some kind, usually. Sweet breakfasts are for plebes.
>>21987597I love tomato croissants but they’re only good when tomatoes are in season. Ghastly if they’re not.
>>21986347>chili cheese palmierIs that anything like a chili cheese dog?
>>21986347Can't go wrong with an apple fritter>>21988054>Sir, this is a baked goods thread so why putting a weiners in your mouth on your mind?
>>21986347I fucking love churros so much
vegan black sesame cookie
>>21986347Monkey Breast, Spinach Florentine, Croissant.
>>21987499Everything reminds me of him
>>21987302most americans arent buying raisin anything. Its there to occupy display space and provide as a buffer when all goes on sale
>>21986367>pain au chocolatchocolatine
