Well? What's your excuse?
>>21986560I don't know, maybe because carbs on carbs and it's wank. But this will do the job of winding up the squinty eyed naive fat cunts from... you know where
>>21986560>barmdo brits really make bread with beer fermentation byproducts?
>>21986570I'd probably keep my nose out if I were you Corey
>>21986564>carbs on carbsShut up you boring cunt
>>21986599It's not good. I don't know why it would be. I eat a shitload of carbs so I'm not some keto schizo. I suppose you're a chip butty, crisp sandwich type of person. All I can say is that I can afford meat, so I'd much rather meat in the middle of my sanger / roll or whatever else. Stick to your pov lunches, yummy pie in between bread. You fat wasteman cuck. "om nom nom it tastes great". Yep, if you're having to make do
>>21986560What about a pie sarny or salad cream butty? This is Jim E Brown food territory.
>>21986606>blah blah blah i hate regional cuisine because it's not MY regional cuisinedo you really think this makes you interesting?
>>21986599What possible benefit is there to adding bread to a pie
>>21986636what possible benefit is there to you sucking so many cocks?
>>21986637lets say you charge $20 for a sloppy toppy. and lets say (conservatively) that you do 10 of em everyday, that's $200 every. single. day. now lets say you a hard worker and you grind 7 days a week, well son, that's $1400. imagine all you can do with $1400.
>>21986606flaky pastry pie between two semisoft buns with some kind of coleslaw or some gravy. It's good, i've tried jamaican patty with slaw in a bun and it was actually great. Pie just needs to be flavoured enough i guess.t. gook leaf
>>21986560also known as a wigan kebab
>>21986560FOKKIN LUSH THAT CHEERS
>>21986560it beats the alternative i guess
>>21986701Smack bum, pee wet. That is how Chief Wigan does it.
Sometimes I want to defend english food because it’s not as bad as people say and then you realize these snaggle toothed paki lovers are probably the most humourless people on the planet next to canadians, so then I let it slide
Only a fucking BAKERY would suggest such a retarded notion. lolIt's probably a joke. It looks like a joke. Only a bakery would benefit from such a silly concoction.
>>21986701Because it seems like something they'd eat in "The Road to Wigan Pier"? Disgusting food stories in that book. Those coal miners lived miserable lives.
>>21986706
>>21986763how does it feel to be so confidently and shamelessly ignorant
>>21986606I like the texture of rice in a burrito
That shit would never fly in any civilised pie eating society.
>>21986634Kin ell. Northern bastards get real uppity. They're worse than posh cunts
>>21986634>you have to pretend to like objective garbage because of muh regional identity with vague pretences of politically correct pandering to cultural minorities.you're so fucking dishonest it's disgusting. Do better, shit eating faggot.
People need to understand that this "barm pie" nonsense is relegated almost entirely to the north of England and the vast majority of us normal southerners eat real food not carbslop.
The north must be expunged from the rest of the continent.
>>21986564>carbs on carbsWhenever you hear this you know you're dealing with an imbecile.
>>21987221Whenever you see someone lash out like this, you know they're a fat cunt who's sensitive about it
>>21987184yeah I know these types>ee yerra fookin southern ponce / poofteryou say something>ee how fookin dare thee insult the north yerra fookin snob right up their own arsehole
>>21986560>no question mark at the end of a questionBrought to you by the inventors of the language
>Cook pie>Butter bread >Mayo on one slice’chup on the other >Top pie with fried egg>Put between bread>Live Laugh Love
>>21987241It's a suggestion, not a question.Brought to you by the inventors of the language.
>>21986766they just like pies a lot, so they decided to stick one in a bun
>>21986834Is it NOT a bakery offering this idea up? Can you not read? Where is this ignorance?Why are you defending this carb abomination so hard?
>>21987213>>21987218>>21987229I honestly hope some of you check this out. The first fifteen minutes are pure gold. What a disgusting life they lived in North England boarding houses near the coal mines. I wish I could write half as well:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VenejSIjvHs
>>21986570isn't baker's yeast basically that? or at least it was traditionally.
>>21987269shit i been on the road to wigger pier
>>21987269Southerners have done nothing but beat, rob and abuse us Northerners. Personally I'd say it's time for separations. Or else...
>>21986560Deep fry it and you're got a deal.
>>21987213>the vast majority of us normal southerners eat real food not carbslop.sure you do
>>21987218This isn't remotely accurate and whoever made it has clearly never been to the south west nor east anglia and I would wager is from Manchester.
>>21986714>Canadians>humourlessNice bait
>>21987364Baker's yeast is just yeast, barm is a mix of yeast, beer scums which is basically protein mixed with barley dust and whatever else that floats in the fermentation vessel and beer.
>>21987389Silence northerner.
>>21987433I'm Canadian and I've have noticed us become completely drained of actual, real humour over the past twenty years.We're prissy little PC faggots who get our panties in a twist over anything
>>21987227wow, you completely owned the guy he was replying to with that
>>21987481are you from quebec? quebecers are some of the most toxic cunts I've ever met. always pissed off or in a hurry or both.
>>21987483I obviously recognise the sarcasm, but like I need your approval anyway... no updoots here, you ghey qunt
>>21986714some boss scran that
>>21986714>realize>humourlessWho does this?
>>21986560>barm>bap>scufflerdo you bongs really need so many babby meme words for a fucking roll jesus christ control yourselves
>>21987651Hoagie, sub, grinder, slider>whoa my words are better than yoursYou fucking jumped up little prick. Fuck your incorrectly snide demeanour.>yeah but this means thatFuck yourself you self-important little shit
>>21987671Out of all the words combined "hoagie" is easily the most "babby"
>>21987651>I'm confused by etymology and I don't have much education so I'm scared and I'll throw a tantrum
>>21986560pies are to be eaten with a knife and fork, not a bread roll.
>>21987671friendly reminder: you've been speaking american since 1783.
>>21987671Hoagie and sub are not synonyms for roll you brainlet, and slider is the entire mini burger not just the mini bun that might be considered a roll. I've never even fucking heard "grinder", but that's an entire sandwich as well. In short, you are retarded and couldn't even mald back correctly.
>>21987689>fwiendly weminderGrow up you little cunt. If you're the one I responded to, outline the reason for your linguistical bewilderment. Otherwise fuck off. I cannot comprehend how much of a fucking child you'd have to be to post such shit.>ohhh OH he mad... he be mad (I love big black cocks) MM-mmInane, asinine dross that you post does wind me up. More fool me for responding? Yeah, but you've got to tell it how it is sometimes.
>>21987696>Grow up you little cunteat shit, anon.you lost the language when you lost the war, you insolent little peasant.
>>21987694There you go... So you don't care that the names sound stupid, just that they aren't all the same. I called it. Some fucking faggot suddenly flipping out because I turned the tables.>oh they're not all exactly the same so I'm going to "mald" about the differences like a screeching autistic little girlWhat a little bitch:>wahhhh these aren't synonyms this thing is that type of thing I haven't even heard of this wahhhhhhhPussy.
>>21987701You got rekt and you're shitting your knickers.
>>21987694Look at your tiny little mind>god damn, the British are using words for things that are older than my big black cock loving, ebonics-using shithole country! I'm so insular and naive and generally stupid that I'm outraged by this and I need to make it known because I lash out when little things confuse my walnut brain! I'm malding but finna done tell him he be malding >Uh y'all malding
>>21987708you can't even make a grilled cheese.
>>21987213Southerners eat cum because they're all puffs
>>21987783*poofs
>>21987721too far m8...
>>21986570barm cake is another name for a bread roll depending on where you live in the UK
>>21987612>this is what anglo canadians call a poutineAnd these cultureless fuckers want to appropriate MY food???
