Who here /energydrinkaddiction/?
no it's very white trash
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>>21986942enjoy your enlarged heart
>>21987032that's fine it will match my enlarged penis
>>21986942>473mlheh, they're 500ml here. Americans get one less sip.
>>21986942I drink like 4 of them a day for the past month or two. Might just be I'm low on certain vitamins, but so far hasn't been causing issues.
>>21987339Keep on like this and you're gonna fuck yourself up in the long run anon...
>>21986942tea and coffee are more economical
>>21986942>not OG monster
>>21987443I'd go one step further and take caffeine pills with water
>OH MY HECK I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY CAFFEINEreddit addiction
>>21987479What's a 4chan addiction?
>>21987443I had flavoured coffee creamer for the first time recently because a certain supermarket chain was giving them away. Organic, vegan, imported coffee creamer. And it was surprisingly delicious. But not enough that I would spend $9/qt on that shit lmaoAlso, thank fuck my wife and I tasted it before using it in our coffee. Are they always so sweet? We just use plain milk, mine unsugared (or minimally sugared) and hers with about 37 metric fucktonnes of sugar and even she thought it was a little too sweet. Evens out in coffee, though, to slightly less sweet than she prefers and tolerably sweet for me. Still tasted like a goddamn milkshake, tho
>>21987443>he shops at the coffee creamer storethere's no better way to discern the tax bracket of the surrounding area than the amount of coffee creamer in the dairy set
>>21987608And what would the tax bracket imply with a large variety like that?
>>21986942I drank probably at least two monsters a day from the age of 16 to 30 but had to significantly lower my caffeine intake because I started having weird chest pains and lightheadedness
>>21987610low
>>21987625Nonsense. My nearest supermarket has just as many options and average income is in the top 5% of earners. People nearby include/d a Nobel winning geneticist, a well-known professional athlete and the president and owner of a large publishing house.Are you the guy who thought his impoverished little flyover town with a Ross in the middle of it was "high-income"? He thought "six figure income" was something to brag about lol
>>21987638no, I'm a neet.
>>21987530being brown and having a gig's worth of soijak dolls
>>21986942Yep, and exactly that one. I quit alcohol, and bought some of those cans. Was gaming for a few hours all good. And tue next day, I booted up the game, and my body was asking for fucking monster energy. The association was made instantly. This was a few months ago, yeah, I traded alcohol for monster
>>21986942>>21988523Also, I see dog. I want more dog. I'll trade you this snow leopard kitten
>>21986942at Costco white monsters are twice the price of other caffeine bevs. poor cost value.
>>21988621>at Costco white monsters are twice the price of other caffeine bevsNo theyre not, lying, cringe faggot. kill yourself.
>>21987624There's less caffeine in a 16oz monster zero than in an a 10oz cup of coffee.
>>21989197Only if you're comparing it to strong coffee. An average strength 10 oz coffee would have less.
>>21986942My little cousin visited me with his mom to celebrate graduating highschool. You wouldn't believe how much junk food and energy drink this kid guzzled down (thanks to me, the cool, affluent cousin who buys the younger ones anything they want). Literally drank little 1L bottle of coke everyday, mountain dew at night when watching YouTube streams of videogames (???). Minimum 3 packets of crisps a day.In other news I'm 90% sure my aunt has a thing for me. We had a conversation about the family and apparently my grandma was really mean to her and uncle doesn't really empathise much. She told me a bunch of stuff that happened that she hasn't even told uncle. She was tearing up too. She smelled good...I feel bad for her but she's too pretty to not take advantage...
I stopped drinking these for a while and almost got scurvy. It's pretty much a $5 multivitamin.
my girlfriend got me addicted to sugar free red bulls and I've noticed if I don't have οne at my usual time then I'm an irritable asshole. Prior to this i didn't think caffeine addiction was real.
>>21989221you're a fuckin mess
>>21986942I came out of Co-Op today and a guy was carrying armfuls of empty Red Bull cans from his car to the binI sometimes enjoy the odd Rockstar but basically I don't need or want it
>>21987454brown hands typed this post.
>>21989268after i was a week away from home and didnt drink any coffee i noticed i get headaches and coffee pretty much cures themactual withdrawal symptoms
>>21989237>scurvywhat was your diet like? even if you just eat processed slop, a ton of it uses ascorbic acid as a preservative, which should provide enough vit C to stave off scurvy
>>21989237monster doesn't have vitamin c, and neither do a lot of other brands. you have to go weeks/months not consuming any vitamin c to start getting scurvy and if that happens it means your diet is fucked and energy drinks aren't going to save you in the long run.
>>21989195alright. getting gas tomorrow or Saturday. will provide update then.