It's a good habit to eat breakfast at the office.
offing yourself would be a better habit for you
>>21987421You've truly done a foolish thing here..
>>21987423Rude.>>21987424What would you suggest? Eating in the fucking car?
>>21987444eating before going to work, like a sane person.>get home>shower>sleep>wake up>make food>eat>get ready>got to workyou have jack shit to do outside of work, just sleep earlier.
>>21987421Nigga you are a fucking telemarketer. That aint an office. Its a fucking slave pit. Old ass nasty keyboard. GTFO
>three catsups for one mcbagel
>>21987555It’s because they’re terribly dry and flavorless. Idk why people still buy this shit desu
>>21987564They have their own version of hollandaise. I think they call it "breakfast sauce" and it's only served on the bagel. order that and extra butter and it won't be dry anymore.
>>21987564>tfw not mclovin' itgrim
>in office wagie>mcdonalds Nice goymaxx routine, do you drive a tesla too?
>>21987547>you have jack shit to do outside of workholy fucking wagie...
>>21987588Tragic right? Could never be me>>21987571>>21987569Aren’t you sick of larping yet? Can america start having standards again?
>>21987569> won’t be dry anymoreAre you retarded?
>>21987588>he doesn't knowevery single person that posts here that is not a frogposter is a wagie, anon.
>>21987564>It’s because they’re terribly dry and flavorless.i refuse to believe your mcd's steak egg and cheese bagel was dry with the amount of fat in those
>>21987583Nope. I don’t even drive.
>>21987735>I don't drive a self-driving car.gottem
>Buckling spring keyboard loud as fuck >Stinking up the office with your trash food>Greasy handprints everywhere from said food >Probably a fat slob whose own mother can't stand the sight of him Really going for all the senses there, huh?
>>21987779>offended by proper kbTell me you don't do real work without actually saying it.
>>21987771I have a subway, I neither need nor want a car.
>>21987619>putting sauce on something allows it to be dryAre you
>>21987421You don't need breakfast if you're sitting all day.
>>21987908False. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
>>21987947>t. Slim Goodbody
>>21987983that takes me back
>>21987828The bagel is still a dry, shit, version of a bagel. The sandwich is less dry, but that’s what the ketchup was for in the first place. Changing the sauce doesn’t change why the sauce is needed
>>21987715The bagels are so bad, the fat doesn’t even soak in. It’s a shit product as usual
>>21988022Ketchup is good on egg sandwiches with steak or sausage.
all the fat slobs in this thread getting fatter and dumber. disgusting.
>>21988024What does that have to do with the quality of the bagel?>>21988026I’ve about mcfucking had it
>>21988028had it with what? it's not too late to halt your goyslopping retarded israel voting ways.
>>21987735Underage b&.>>21987421Definitely the best item from McDonald's (that and the BIG ARCH) but I don't buy them anymore because they're nearly $7 apiece. Christ almighty.>>21987564I take it you've never had one. They're juicy as fuck (from the grease).
>>21987983This looks just like my lawyer. If he had modern hair, it'd be identical
>>21987421I'm back from a voluntary 6 month break from this board. Your posts still give me crushing anxiety. You must actually be a shill for Big Neet
>>21987547>Go home, play vidya, shower, sleep>Wake up with mere minutes to spare >Eat breakfast at 9-10am in peaceWhy would you ever want to get up any earlier than absolutely necessary?
>>21988035Sick of the fat dumb postsNice assoooommming>>21988082Grease dripping down my hand does not make the bagel edible without their shitty sauce. It was a bad time
>>21987421>KLACK KLACK KLACK KLACK KLACK>stinky McSlop with stinky ketchup You're an inconsiderate coworker.
>>21988270okay fatty fat fat shit. lemme see you touch toes.
>>21987555howe meny sugers do yu put in yur pepsi. me its 6 sugers>adds 5 sugars>drinks before they dissolve at allSLurrrp
>>21988380Oh are we posting wrists? Faggot
>>21987421mcdonalds bagels are so dry
do mustard instead of ketchup, you get a little lube for that ass and you're not just starting the day with a ton of sugar, fatty
mcdonalds is so fucking nasty, grease literally drips down your hand when you hold it lmao
>>21988566Wear gloves, bib.
>>21987547The thought οf eating first thing in the morning disgusts me.
>>21987779>Stinking up the office with your trash foodThis is the specific reason why I never bring fast food tο the office. The stench immediately gives off slob vibes. Also reminds of the chubby mexican hoe with the fat ass who brought McDonald's to the office one day and made me break my month long no fast food streak. Those fries smelled delicious
>>21987421You should get a wrist rest.
>>21988602mcdonalds is not worth all the hassle of wearing gloves just to eat breakfast
This board is making me peckish but I've brushed my teeth and it's 5 am
>>21989280You're not going to make it. At all.
>>21989335Make what
>>21989355It.
>>21989357The Genesis song?
>>21989359No, the cousin.
>>21987421God damn what backwater Indian shit hole do you live in where you don't have a keyboard from this century?
>>21989357Forgot the name? A senior moment, perhaps?
>>21987552It's his mom's ancient computer lol
