Honeydew melon is okay. I'm not anti-honeydew-melon.
I am anti-honeydew melonWhat of it?
>>21988600>I am anti-honeydew melonDid someone hurt you?
the flamboyant deli attendant was telling me how he'd pay $30 for two slices of honeydew and prosciutto in the 80s, while slicing my order, forgetting to tell me the prosciutto he was trying to sell me was $14 a pound instead of the $8 i came forjerk. glad they closed
>>21988597Hopefully you won't get Listeria from it and then Spinal Meningitis and die. Considering the filth covered Mexicans that harvest it, you're playing Russian Roulette eating melons in the US.
>>21988784wash your fruit, and your dick while you're at it.
>>21988792>wash your fruit, and your dick while you're at it.Hey fucko, if you eat melon at a restaurant or anywhere outside the home, the shit is on the outside and contaminated when they cut through it. You gonna run to the toilet and wash it off in the sink?
>>21988930We got a washlet over here! Yt boy don't wash his fruit!
>>21988930>if you eat melon at a restaurantWhat restaurants are you going to where you're ordering melon? Genuinely asking because nothing near me even has a fruit salad on the menu.
>>21988625The gross flavor of the honeydew and its common use in fruit salad hurt me, so yes kind of
>>21988784Do landlets really?
Honeydew melonmogs cantaloupe
>>21988964Skill issue
>>21988597Love a good honeydew>>21989496Based
>>21988625Christmas melons just treated me better
