>>21988774Honestly these seem like the best widely available frozen pizza but they're still pretty poor compared to a proper pizza.
Can bot posts be considered ESL?
>>21988774ive seeen them at food lion before.
>>21988774neither do I as a yuro, that shit fucking sucks>cardboard crust>sweet as shit sauce>every topping is bland and lackluster
>>21988774>absolutely mogs dr oetkerDr oetker is a tiny flat miserable little pizza for women and gays who eats like a little bird
>>21988774ENTER
you fucking savages
>>21988774>American's wouldn't understandHave you worked in the frozen food manufacturing business? I have. American here (the best country). Your frozen goyslop is not improved just because it might have a slightly cleaner ingredients label. All those additives are put in there to make the final product taste better. Your frozen goyslop is deteriorated and ravaged by the effects of preservation. It's bland and it falls short.
These are disgusting. >>21988828Sums it up. There are supermarket own brand pizzas which are cheaper and far better than this shit.
>>21988774what do you mean?we have commercials for this slop on tv, op.
>>21988774As a yuro I'm puzzled how fucking Dr. Oetker is making money. Nobody buys their frozen products even on regular discount and a lot of people are still wary of them because of the horse meat scandal.
>>21988774You wot m8
I'm eating like a real American
Not a pizza. It's a ripoff/joke. These are pizzas.
>>21989260>mascot looks like epstien>money goes to sex trafficking kidsHow do they get away with it
>>21989283You posted a casserole.
>>21989287No, that is the correct picture of a pizza I posted.
>>21989289pizza comes from pita, you know
>>21989260>>21989284Newman's Own is goated. They import theirs from Italy, and trust me, 3 euro Italian frozen pizza is insane for the price.
>>21989292I'm not homosexual so I don't have issues with my ass.
>>21989296wow slop with Chinese tomato concentrate straight from Italy
>>21989289stop being a nigger.
>>21988774These pizzas are just complete fucking garbage. Lidls own brand of pizza even is better and you get 3 of them for the price of 1 Dr Shitker. I don't get why Europe in general has such fucking terrible frozen pizza selection. When I visited the US there were literally dozens and dozens of different brands in every walmart and target.
>>21988854I agree with this fat obnoxious cunt, for the most part.
>>21988774They recently changed the nutritional information on these to 1 pizza = 1 serving
If there's one thing Americans can do, it's make quality delicious slop (that also gives you cancer lol)
>>21988774We have these in America.Try again sweetie
>>21988774Dr Oetker was a nazi.
>>21988842We ultra whites know. T. A finn
>>21989321In nordic countries we have great frozen pizza selection.
>>21988791Yes
Americans have comprehension issues. I said you wouldn't "understand" not you "don't have access to it." Deeply concerned about the american education system.
these threads are always so sad. i cant believe this is really all you get in europe. every pizza looks far worse than our lowest tier stuff.
>>21988854>slightly cleaner ingredients labelit doesnt even have this. you give them way too much credit. they use all the exact same stuff, their government just has no laws about lying to them or concealing ingredients so they literally dont know what theyre eating and theyre too stupid and complacent to figure it out.
>>21989983You guys don't even know the price of your food until you pay for it because the taxes are hidden.
>>21988774muh niggaone of the best meals that $4 can buy
>>21990001lmao no. everyone knows the sales tax of their area. i have never been surprised by sales tax because it's been exactly the same for my entire life. we also get all regular foods (basically anything besides candy, soda, alcohol, or prepared hot stuff from the deli) tax free. yes, even my frozen pizza is tax free.
>>21988774The mozzarella ones have the best macros
>>21989980American education has to get dumbed down to the lowest level because if a single black child fails, it's racist We used to have Gifted and Talented programs, which was basically just higher education for the smart kids. That got cut for being racist, now everyone has to learn at the pace of the dumbest kid in school
>>21988774thin, sweet, watery garbage
>>21990134if you're not dumb just go to a private school or an IB magnet. if you arent in either of those you deserve to be in the dumb kid classes.
>>21990154Plenty of smart kids have poor parents.
>>21990154Two idiot parents can make a genius child where as two genius parents can make an idiot child. If you were educated you'd know this.
>>>>21989162Where do you live? Most night shops don't even stack frozen pizza brands that aren't Dr. Oetker. When I've been drinking and I haven't ate enough for the day and all the restaurants are closed I often end up eating one of these. easy 8.5/10 drunk food for me. Also Easily improved if you add some chopped garlic and olive oil before cooking. cracking an egg or 2 on top also works. >>21988842>women and gays>posts a heart shaped frozen pizza abomination.>>21989284On a serious note where does the term cheese pizza come from? Oh nvm I just realized.
>>21988774ahem
>>21989162>horse meat scandal...dr oetker never had horse meat in their products
>>21988786you don't have this?
>>21988786There are several versions, like Ristorante, Feliciana, or Giuseppe. I think Feliciana has the thinnest crust, and Giuseppe the thickest.
