Auntie Anne's is selling a "Golden Pretzel Pass" now through April 26th. For $50, the pass gets you one Original or Cinnamon Sugar pretzel every week for 52 weeks. Check with your location to see if they are participating.
>>21990594Scam.Once they sell enough they're just gonna shut down all their locations so they don't have up give any more away.
I guess if you worked in a mall right next to one and ate there every week it would be alright, but how much is an Aunties pretzel these days? Even if you missed a couple weeks it seems not worth it.
>>21990597They would make more money staying open and having people line up for these pretzels that cost 10 cents to make, because if even one in 10 people buy a drink with it they've already made their money back. It also conditions people to come to that restaurant for food, making them more likely to do so again in the future even without a free pretzel involved.
>>21990650They would make even more money if 123 worked there and we got a completementary handshake with every purchase
>>21990669I would lose too much money if that were the case, it would be dangerous...
>>21990594>"just go to a mall, guise."i have zero desire for this crap.
you can buy aunt annies in the frozen section at walmart or target now.
>>21990725They've been opening non-mall, street-level locations for nearly three decades now. No mall needed.
>>21990650>>21990669>>21990690You are not welcome here
>>21991305Says the one repeatedly banned for throwing bitchfits
>>21990594damn i wish i wasnt so poor id buy this oh well maybe next time...
>>21990594>no visitation rights to Anne's Chocolote factory and blowjobs in the basementeh, pass
>>21990594I used to go there when I worked at the mall as a janitor.
It's like Moviepass. They know you're going to get 4 pretzels, 5 max the entire year. Most people won't come close to going even every month. And the staff can snicker at those opportunists who do.
>>21990650>>21990669>>21990690Chimo
>>21991313Yes, continue to report every single anon who makes fun of you or rightly calls you out for posting off-topic perversions here. Fat lot of good it does. Bans are pointless. If we let up on you it's because we get bored and because fighting you just makes you post more of that pastel faggotry out of spite. You seem to think it's just one person but I haven't bothered with you retards in over a month. Usually you don't stink up the threads this much or act so faggotty. It's when you post your little references and do little back and forths with other incel weebs that I become disgusted. Go ahead. I know the janitor here is in your corner. But it's very gay and reddit of you to want to censor views that oppose you. Hypocritical. I think you're pathetic and warped but I don't report you no matter how far off topic you go. But I'm a mature adult. I don't expect some cartoon watching degenerate shut-in virgins to understand how to be "the bigger man" when you're not men at all.
>>21991911I'm not that anon but if you get this triggered by anime you seriously need to find another website
>>21991916I like this website. I've been here 15 years and I'm not leaving. Perhaps the weebs could refrain from posting their pink catgirls outside of their containment boards. If the images have food in them I don't say anything. You people know the difference. And since not a single one of you has ever been able to rationalize how you're an adult man interested in little girl media I'm going to continue to demand an explanation. I'm never going to find another website. As long as you guys post your weird anime shit where it doesn't belong I'm going to complain about it once in a while. You'll have to deal with it just as I have to deal with seeing your bullshit. Or you can stop and then the pushback would stop.
>>21990594More Jewish financial chicanery
>>21991922there are only 2 containment boards which are mlp and trash for ponyfags and furries. The anime boards are not, and have never been containment boards. The concept of a containment board did not even exist back then. And posting pic unrelated and reaction images is an intrinsic part of 4chan culture.if you really have been here 15 years I don't know how your head didn't explode from all the anime and ponyfaggotry. And just like you a lot of those people are still here and are never going to leave. And that's not even touching on the fact that anime is a foundational part of 4chan culture that "belongs" on every board.
>>21991934Bullshit it belongs on every board. Reaction images are one thing. Out of the four offending pics in this thread, only one really seems like a "reaction", but it wasn't used as one. The rest are just your fucking "waifus" or whatever you call the particular little girl characters you actually know on sight because you watch the same pervert cartoons and share your little "crushes" on these prepubescent girl drawings. Just writing that out makes my fucking skin crawl. You need to explain yourself. Why the fuck is that appealing and comforting to you? Seriously, how were you damaged or neglected? What on earth happened that you watch and fantasize about those kids instead of consuming regular media for grownups?I only wish that you'd "contain" yourselves to those hobby boards. I really try to keep my images and posts on topic for the board I'm using. >anime website thoughAnd on and on it goes.... I'm not going to respond again. Some of it is fine, expected on 4chan. You just go overboard with it sometimes. The sexual ones do get removed I see, but I'm not reporting them. I don't believe in it. I just like to argue and not be censored.
>>21991957I'm not even the guy posting anime but you are responding to me and attacking me as if I were. And based on your post you are just flailing angrily and don't actually want to have any sort of discussion despite parading yourself as an adult.
Why is no one talking about how shitty these pretzels look?
>>21990594>Check with your location to see if they are participating.no
>>21990647like $6 you dumb fuck
>>21991901movie pass went out of business because it was too useful the problem with dying businesses like this is the only people left are the hardcore fans. the ones that can’t leave. so these passes are created with an potential usage rate of like 15%. but you get a very high rate because the only people to buy it is the crazy ones. the fringe people who have trouble convincing themselves to buy one pretzel aren’t going to immediately buy 52 pretzels. this will fuck annie’s ass so hard
>>21990594she aunt on my anne til i pretzel her colon with my penis
>>21990594auntie annes? more like seethetie seethes!!!!!! hehehehejehhhheh
Ok I looked it up. They get to pretend the cinnamon pretzel is 480 calories by shoving a spoonful of oil into the test as fastfood seems to all be permitted without question.480 calories per dollar is actually an affordable source of food, probably on par with Costco hotdog and drink.4 per day x 7 days x $50 = $1400 total food expenditure for a year.
>>21992145I don't see the point of retarded calculations like this. Is anyone actually struggling to get pure calorie intake by dollar in the US? Not really no unless it's self-inflicted. The only people that are starving are people who spend all their time and money on drugs and any kids they have who haven't been taken away from them yet.
>>21992145>4 per daypass says 1/week, not 4/day
>>21992147>The only people that are starving are people who spend all their time and money on drugs and any kids they have who haven't been taken away from them yet.And malnourished vegan babies. Don't forget the starving vegan babies.
>>21992147lol, yes!We sure have some weirdos here, don't we? I don't get it either. I have trouble eating all of my groceries in time.
>>21990594you have to go about 8 weeks to break even. If someone went all 52 weeks you save about $240.
>>21992147It modified copy shit posting for (You)s, when you reply to it, they keep doing it.
>>21992193Only if they get BTFO by 5+ people in a single thread and make it their "thing" for months out of autistic spite
>>21990650This anon jews
>>21992005a big pretzel is actually worth like 25 cents
>>21992298For real. I remember when Costco first come to town and we had a case of Superpretzels in the freezer. So good microwaved after school.I'm sure the mall ones are fresher and better but six dollars? I don't think I'd pay that even at a ballpark. They're probably ten or more there. What's a NYC street vendor charge? I could see doing that as a tourist thing. I made my own batch of them once. The baking soda in the boiling water makes them turn brown when you bake them. Mine came out thin, ugly, and soggy. But they tasted amazing.I should do a soft pretzel cook-along here sometime.
>>21990594When I want soft pretzels, I make my own.
>>21992309I can see how they're a pain to make as a business that would justify upcharging them, they don't fit in as a side in any kind of food truck or fast food kitchen to make fresh and they turn to inedible trash within an hour of making them.
>>21992332freeze them
i only go to the mall like once a year when i'm really bored though. there's no point going once a week anymore.
when you enter the mall the first thing you smell the cinnamon pretzels or chinese food
