>sea water is bad for you>sea salt is good for you
>>21991074Go ahead drink up anon. No one is stoping you from drinking earth punch
>>21991075>stoping
>>21991074Are you retarded?>Sea water>Every single hippy libtard motherfucker selling you the same song and dance how it's "Gaia's" fluids and the most healthy primordial liquid that makes you immortal>Sea salt>EWWWW NO THINK OF MUH BLOOD PRESSURE AND OLD PEOPLE WHY DO YOU WANT SALTED FRIES? HERE BUY THE FUCKING 100 DOLLARIDOOS WORTH OF HIMALAYAN VIRGIN SALT.
>>21991079The body doesn't need salt anyway
>>21991094every offering must be dealt with salt.
>>21991079Nobody talks about seawater like your first example.
>>21991105>t. hippie
>>21991074>>21991079I only use Himalayan rock salt because I know it kills thousands of Punjabi miners every year.
>>21991074I drink see water all the time and I'm fine
>>21991074both are bad for you (μPlastics)
>>21991074But sea salt isn't good for you
>>21991074When my dog went to the beach for the first time he drank a bunch and started leaking from both ends. We waited until we thought he was done but he started up again in the car. >>21991120Only one talking sense in this entire thread. I want to find some non fair trade chocolate grown in Zimbabwe so I can imagine ZANU voters having their lungs collapse from paraquat exposure making it.
>>21991074sea water IS bad for you if you drink any large amount of it.
>>21991074IdkI see water and I drink it.I'm fine
sea water has cum and piss and plastic and shit and India inside itsea salt also has those things, but dry so it's ok now
Clean sea water in small doses is unironically very good for you. Key word being clean. If you’re drinking sea water off the coast of an industrial plant you’ll be groaning, squatting and shitting brown water
>>21991120>>21991281Fucking kek
>>21991079VIRGIN salt you say?
>>21991105sex
>>21991557>cleanall seawater has fish shit and cum and blood in it, how clean could it possibly be
>>21991619Ermmm but that stuff is NATURAL you need to be more like indians and eat shit from animal asses
>>21991074sea water is bad for you because great whales release 400 gallons of sperm when they ejaculate. only 10% of it makes it into the mate. 360 gallons of semen is spilt into the ocean
>>21991656I can't even make 1 gallon, it's not fair
>>21991656how many gallons do you think the ocean is
>>21991680it's mostly cum, whales have been around for a long time
>>21991105That guy is retarded but when I lived in South Africa my maid went on about seawater as a folk remedy for all sorts of stuff and would get us to bring some back every time we went to the coast.
>>21991656It tastes great though.
>>21991094Yeah but just because I don't need it doesn't mean I don't want it
>>21991573No, not talking about /v/
>>21991656Why are Aussies so obsessed with sperm whales?
>>21991685well shit if some Bantu tribeswoman plucked from her natural environs and abruptly placed into the trappings of western modernity as a servant thinks it's good maybe I should give it a shot
>>21991685>That guy is retardedPardone moi you silver spoon fed cunt but after insulting me and then agreeing with what I said you have the nerve to rub in how you grew up with a cute hippie choco maid like nothing? FUCK YOU.
>>21991685nobody cares what you did. you don't need any of that shit
>>219916565 gallons actually but you were pretty close
Every lifeboat has a seawater filter pump
>>21991094What the fuck. How do you think you absorb water?
It seems like a major flaw that humans need water to live but can’t drink ocean water. Who designed this?
>>21991178Where did the microplastics touch you?
>>21991966can you calculate it for the time between oceans existing, whales, and humans trying to drink ocean despite them not needing it anymore?i'll do it tomorrow if you can't tonight
>>21992014Estimations of whale populations have been unreliable for a very long time so feel free to do math if doing math or imagining whale semen is fun for you, I can't stop you, but understand that you can't come to anything close to an accurate prediction because of a lack of accurate information.
sæ water is all peeh and poop from the trillions of animals and indians who pollute it
>>21991973Through my mouth
>>21991656I dont drink water, fish fuck in it
>>21991178Why are you drinking water with plastic in it? Just leave china dude
>>21991683imagine the smell
>>21991074>>sea salt is good for youNot any moreso than any other salt.