Whats the most depraved thing you've eaten/made when drunk? Was it good? any regrets?
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I'll go first. Dry cat food. I was so fucking broke and didn't get paid until the next day. Also a alcoholic. Figured I would buy enough vodka to get me drunk then just fall asleep and buy food the next day. Ended up not being able to fall asleep, at like an entire cup full of cat food absolutely shit faced.
>>21991221I don’t drink often, and i get nauseous fast so i always have drunk food ready to go. > tortilla chips/cheese/salsa> rolls or crusty breadInstead, i want to answer the worst thing I’ve thrown up while drunk, which was a steak dinnerVery sad
Little Ceaser’s around here used to set their pizza in the dumpster nice and neatly for the local homeless and 10+ years ago when I was in my crustiest punk phase we would swing by grab like 5 pizzas after a show and throw in an oven in hopes of killing germs.
>>21991230how was it
>>21991230that's fucked up anon>>21991235the worst thing I've thrown up was peanutsit wasn't even wet, it was just like a paste slowly coming out of my throat
>>21991235>>21991282i yak'd up milk once.
>>21991274did you kill the germs?
>>21991387Maybe, I’m still here posting about it I guess.
>>21991221the sandwich>1 garlic bread loaf>1 pack kirkland polish dogs>chili>cheese>fish sticksit wasn't bad
I put it on tortilla. Made it last night.
Bowl of stale croutons with cheese microwaved over them covered in hot sauce eaten with a big wooden spoon.
>>21991432Eggs ramen chopped up fish sticks with salt pepper and lemon pepper. Stired in lemon juice and i heat it. Throw it on tortilla and add shredded cheese
Theres also this gem. >>21991432>>21991440Dunno whats in it pretty sure mushrooms cheezits and ramen. Bosh. God Bless
>>21991230Please tell me you're sober now. Otherwise, if this wasn't a wakeup call you're doomed.
>>21991459Forgot pic. Im just that based.
>>21991221I ate one of those dog treat straps once when I was drunk. The taste was honestly not the worst considering it was pet food but the texture was like eating chewy cardboard.
>>21991465Oh no its just eggs cheezits and mushrooms in butter and some unidentifiable stuff i think corn nuts. Gave me the shits next morning like you wouldnt believe. Also i think I threw some spincach in the pan
>>21991468Dog biscuits and bacon strips are not too bad.
>>21991221Cocaine+cheese sandwich
I don't know if I can truly recall the grossest or most degenerate thing I've ate while shit faced but I can definitely tell you the most shameful fatassery I pulled:>druk and want cheese fries>only have a handful of fries in the freezer>dump into air fryer basket and get sad at how few fries there are>look in freezer and see big bag of pizza rolls>fuck it, we ball>put them together in air fryer >when it tells me to shake I end up pouring like 2 cups of shredded cheese on top along with half a bag of bacon bits, pickled jalapenos, some random diced onion I had in a baggie, and a kraft single>when it dings I dump the brick of cheese and grease into a mixing bowl and cover it with ranch, hot sauce, sour cream and I want to say mustard >spent the entire next day feeling like I was about to explode Good times.
I was staying at a hoarder family members apartment and I was an alcoholic. Was getting drunk and ordered a pizza and some fries. Drunkenly dropped the pizza and fries all over the filthy dusty hoarder carpet and brushed the food off with napkins but there was still dust bunnies and floor debris on the food. I was so hungry and had nothing else to eat so I drank more until I was indifferent and couldn't even really see the dirt and dust on the food. Then I chowed down. It was crunchy from floor dirt and I was pulling hairs from my mouth.but I was too drunk to care.
Went to Sheetz while drunk, ordered a bucket of mozzarella sticks, ate them all in the parking lot, went back in, and ordered another one which I was going to take home. Hit the speed bump by my house too fast, the bucket spilled all over the foot well of my passenger seat and after I shrieked a little bit I parked and put them back in the bucket and ended up eating them without checking to see if they had gotten dusty (almost certainly as some went under the seat).
>>21991479Wow, man. You win this round.
>>21991473>We were up all night doing cheeseballs. That's cocaine and cheese.
whiskey thickshake and whole roast chicken. I projectile vomited feathery bits of chicken all over the bathroom at 3am. Regret
I tried to recreate my mother's recipe for chicken saltimbocca once while drinking. I poured wine and threw mozzarella everywhere, especially down my throat. I woke up in the middle of the night when the fire alarm was at the peak of its fury after my roommates had given up trying to break in my door, to put it lightly they were not happy. lol
>>21991584Did you not pluck the chicken?
>>21991600Waste of time
>>21991544I also used to go around bars and house parties quaffing unattended drinks. Also used to pick cigarette butts out of standing ashtrays and empty out the tobacco and roll it up. And I ate a burrito I found sitting on a plate on the sidewalk when I was stumbling around drunk. It was pouring rain and the burrito disintegrated as I was shoving it in my mouth so I was left covered in wet burrito all over my chest and pants as well as being soaking wet from the rain.
>>21991615Didn't know ogres had internet access
>>21991618I did a lot of that first one. And just outright stealing bottles of hooch from parties I'd been ejected from. Sounds like all that is in your past too. Life's better sober. With weed.
>>21991221Calamari. It was good.
Had a loaf of french bread. Cooked up bacon, eggs and shrimp, slathered the bread in extra garlic filled garlic mayo, put some sharp cheddar on it, stacked it high and put some basil and cocktail sauce on it. Ate the whole sandwich with a bottle of red wine. It was filthy but delicious
>>21991221>super drunk>feeling a bit sleepy>feeling more hungry>throw a slice of leftover freezer pizza in the oven>lay down for a minute while it heats up>wake up hungover as fuck feeling like absolute shit>smoke alarm is going off and has been for god knows how long>find a black triangle in my ovenNever thought I could be so drunk that I'd peacefully sleep through my smoke alarm going off.
>>21991221spaghetti and custard
>>21991235If we're including vomiting the worse smelling thing I've chucked back up was a dodgy egg which made me feel sick and the banana to see if I was hungover hungry. Absolutely foul
