What's the worst food from your region?
>>21991830I just have bad chinese food around me. I can't find a place that isn't the mall food court without stringy chewy meat that takes 40 minutes for an order.
>>21991830Thinking about dem beans
the regional potato saladmushy potatoes drowned in vinegar
>>21991830but does a joke food count as the worst foodbut i will say one thing i hate about uk, their sandwich choices - they have good meat options, yet they prefer to put some type of oddly flavored chicken salad on their bread
In Australia the pizza industry is dominated by dishonest Turks and Lebanese and it's fucking horrible. they have literally no clue what makes a pizza good and it's not piling it with trash and slathering it in condiments
Foot and Mouth.It's a salad made from those titular ingredients. I like it but I can understand why others would find it gross. Either that or our shitty excuse for cheesecake. It has literal perfume and boiled wheatberries in it. I hate it but pretty much every other Neapolitan thinks it's the bees knees.
>>21991987The one in the bottom corner isn't even pizza, it's a type of manakeesh, lahm bi ajeen. See the lemon wedge? Dead giveaway.Manakeesh and pizze are similar but not identical. The doughs are different. How they're baked are different. The topping philosophies are different.. The textures are different. But they're both topped flatbread so I guess to anglo-cultured people who've no direct exposure to either, they can be interchangeable.
>>21991992yes these places sell pizzas and zatar bread and usually even kebabs. my only point is that their pizza is terrible.
>>21991835those are the triads bro. better watch ur back around those slants
>>21991999Is the manakeesh also terrible?
>>21992002I enjoy the zatar bread but I have never had manakeesh. Don't much care to explore the culture
>>21992039Zaatar bread literally is manakeesh. It's one variety.
>>21992056Ah. Sumac is underrated as a spice. I used to live in a place that had sumac everywhere and somehow I never got around to harvesting it to make sumac lemonade
>>21991830I unfortunately haven't had it myself, but ortolans. They probably taste pretty good but the texture has to be really, really terrible, since they're forcefed, drowned alive in Armagnac, roasted, then eaten WHOLE. If eating them was still legal I would probably try some nonetheless.
>>21992058Probably for the best. The spice is made from a specific species and it may not have been the one you were surrounded by
>>21992069well the sumac around me is staghorn and maybe that isn't the zatar kind but it is the lemonade kind
>>21991987this seems like the perfect opportunity to open a real pizza place and become your town's paisan.weeds only take over a field when they're allowed to flourish.be a crop, not a weed.
>>21992174>paisanPaesano. From paese meaning countryside. It's cognate with peasant. It's a pejorative. It literally means yokel.Anyone who doesn't know this likely doesn't know what good pizza is, either.
>>21992185let's make you better.
>>21991988>Foot and Mouth.>It's a salad made from those titular ingredients. So it's a salad made from feet and mouths? What the fuck are you talking about
>>21992185are you a ritardato or someone pretending to be Italian?
>>21991830Not nearby (i live in superior NE Ohio) but Cincy's Skyline Chili seems nasty.
>>21991992>but let me about your culture, perdifious Albion!
>>21992534>pretending to be Italian?You certainly are, Vinnie/Joey/Franky. You can't even pronounce your own surnames correctly. >>21992191Many Italian immigrants to the U.S. got there from rural southern regions where dialects were and continue to be strong.Words like paesano got carried over, simplified in pronunciation, and eventually became “paisan” in Italian-American English.In Fatmeristan, it corrupted in meaning to something like “fellow Italian”, “buddy", or even just “guy from the community" rather than it's original meaning of "inbred country bumpkin". Much like how the word "nigga" is used by your Blacks.So in Italy, where I'm literally from, you wouldn’t hear people casually calling each other “paisan" because that word literally means "peasant".In short it’s an Italian-rooted word but the way it was used earlier is mostly an Italian-American evolution rather than actual Italian usage. >>21992197>So it's a salad made from feet and mouths?Bitch, did I stutter? Yes. It's a salad made from mouths and feet, usually veal, piglet or both. People have preferences, like veal foot and pork muzzle or the other way around or just veal or just pork.
>>21992635>In the only real country on earth, it was corrected and then perfected in meaning to something like “fellow Italian”, “buddy", or even just “guy from the community" rather than it's original meaning of "inbred country bumpkin".ftfy.don't fuck up again, gordo.
>>21991987As faggy as Melbourne is, they do have a decent amount of Italian owned pizza places. Though recently many of them seem to be getting taken over by shitty chains run by jeets. If you want to avoid the slop in your pic, just look for "shredded meat" on the menu. That's the biggest giveaway that it's a halal shithole run by lebs or Turks.
>>21992594Mistake on the lake, opinion discarded.
>>21992635coulda explained it without all the divisive faggotry anon.No need to be antiwhite.
This board really is unusable during american hours.
>>21992748>t. blackest brown in Brownsville, Blacksylvania
>>21991987>piling it with trash and slathering it in condimentsThat's literally what pizza is you retard. Go move to San Francisco if you want some overpriced "artisan" garbage served by a millennial with a manbun and black gloves.
>>21992761all hours are american since we own earth.stop fighting it and embrace the urban sprawl.
>>21992810No. Pizza in the Italian tradition is all about the quality of the dough and the whole thing hinges on the sauce. Turkanese pizza is just gross unleavened desert flatbread with no fucking care or consideration for the sauce at all. Instead they just sprinkle kitchen sink garbage all over it and then squirt it with meme sauces.When I want a pizza I want bubbly chewie crust and a bright tomatoey sauce, not half a bottle of ranch or kebab sauce squirted all over it
>>21992185>>21992635Imagine being this much of an asshole. The meme is literally true. Go fuck yourself mario.
>>21992903Giuseppe is literally just telling the truth. I guess in modern America, that makes him an asshole lol>>21992635
St Louis style pizza, made with Provel cheese instead of mozzarella. Moving here from Chicago I've had to get used to eating shitty pizza.
>>21992174Its going to be hard to compete because a large portion of turkish pizza restaurant do tax fraud (they put half of their earnings directly into their pockets), I've seen it happen myself
>>21993032We're also trying to get used to your shitty posts. It's a process I know.
>>21992897Holy shit shut the fuck up you annoying hipster and go jerk off to your fancy five star garbage only rich pretentious snobs pretend to enjoy. IT'SFUCKINGPIZZA GOD DAMN
>>21993106https://youtu.be/_VxhMDxtUO0?si=IV98U_AoWxd2b69V
>>21992897>the Italian traditionreminder that italians made the first "pizza" only around 20 years before italian-americans made the first real pizza. italian "tradition" is nothing but marketing by the tourism board.
>>21991830Scrapple
>>21993208Still counts anon. The recipe is all about good dough and sauce, not dumping shit all over flatbread.
