>get a side of guacamole from chipotle with my burritos>first time trying guacamole>put it on the burrito>literally tastes like nothing>just gives the burrito bite a creamy textureGuacamole? No, guacashitty.
guacamole smells, sucks, and women have compared it to the taste of sucking penis
>>21992474>avocado tastes like nothingGee, I wonder how you have ruined your tastebuds.
>>21992482Your moms pussy is hella sour so it kinda fucked me over ngl
Pretty much trash from anywhere. Buy an avocado, smash it, pinch of salt, big pinch of pepper, squeeze of lime. You’re a faggot and your thread sucks.
>>21992474youre either retarded or pretending to be but this is like saying had my first burger it was from the walmart freezer isle 2/10 burgers are grossanywho make some fresh guac shits easy and great
>>21992477>Taste of sucking penisDouble guac please
>>21992477so it tastes like sex? makes sense
>>21992474Agree. Avocados add nothing to most dishes.
>>21992474Avocado has a mild flavor but it's also a common problem for guacamole to be underseasoned. I usually mix it with some salsa if it's bland.
>>21992477Those women are tastelets and so are you
>>21992477No one has ever said this. You literally just made it up
Avocados used to taste good I haven’t had a flavorful avocado in 10 years
>>21992474chipotle's guacamole tastes gross. just don't
>>21992474tastelet detected
>>21992474He's the Angry Food Nerd
>improves your guacNothin' personnel, kid
>>21992474hot guac/avocado is disgusting
>>21992924>no msg addedIt's hilarious how people are still scared of msg
>>21992477I've both tasted guac and sucked dick, it's nothing alike. Those bitches are tastelets.
>>21993419what does dick taste like?
>>21995214salty milk and coins, ball feel like bags of sand
>>21995351>balldid you suck off Hitler
>>21995214Put your mouth over your forearm, and imagine that but a bit saltier and muskier.
>>21995214Ask a republican
>>21995355TIL
>>21992474Some avocados are tasteless, its a subespecies...they sell it when the tastier ones stop producing
>>21992474Guac oughtn't be anywhere close to liquid, unless being used in a burrito or whatever. Needs more garlic and onion probably.
