>this is what keeps UK's GDP afloat
Are the mushy pea tankers still stuck in the Gulf?
Fish and chip shops are dying here sadly. Price of fish made them too expensive and they're all being replaced by brown people chicken shops.
>>21992703>the chippies have fallenis truly ovah innit guvnah
>>21992696Yes, Captain Barnaby is running out of ammo fending off pirates. He needs your help now. Post your credit card number, expiration date, and the digits on the back so we can send him a supply crate of ammo and crisps to help him you know what fuck it this isn't very funny anyway you get the joke
>>21992695Unironically yes. 99% of the economy is just a cup trick
If by "battered and fried fish" you mean international banking cartels, then yes, you are correct
>>21992707it's not funny
>>21992703
>>21993331>country flooded by muslims>durr what about da joos tho???
>>21992703Shawarma is taking over the nation
>>21992695>Dublin>UK
england fucking sucks at making french fries
>>21993375its coz they make chips not "fries"
>>21993375They’re not french fries, dipshit.
>>21993346shawarma is good though. rotisserie meats are very popular in most countries.
>>21993375agreed, because we use the same deep friers for chips and fish and both need different temps giving stodgy shit chips
>>21992703>brown people chicken shopsAfraid you'll taste something, white boy?
>>21993715No. I’m afraid I’ll get shanked by a feral africoon.
>>21993375Truth nukeThey’re bland as fuck. Their texture sucks. They’re under cooked. Good French fries should be good by themselves if they’re done properly. UK fries can’t be enjoyed alone they need tons of sauce.t. French that had to endure living in UK one year
>>21992703which of the remaining fish and chip shops are worth eating at?
>>21993715>Afraid you'll taste something, white boy?
>>21993333Honest question, do you think jews would rather have a United States consisting entirely of Whites or entirely of Muslims and browns?
>>21993333Who imported them? Who runs all the organizations dumping migrants everywhere?
>>21992695wheres the salt and pepper and vinegar and its all served in newspaper?
>>21993817>newspaperYou’ll need a time machine.
>>21993720Bongs using Malt vinegar is still the best thing that ever happened to French fries. t.americhud vinegar fry convert
>>21993839how about using something that's acidic but not disgusting, like lemon juice? saw greeks adding that it on my trip there and i've been doing it ever since
>>21992695Fish and chips and battered sausage are the only two things I miss about UK, and I guess the Indian foods there are also pretty good and easy to find.
>>21993847Shit taste.
>>21993859i try to educate you and you spit in my face?eat your vinegar then, prole filth
>>21993812>Who runs all the organizations dumping migrants everywhere?Satan.
>>21993812Guilty white people
>>21993394Shoarma is good. Only an American, Russian, Jew or Indian would confuse it with Rotisserie though. So which one are you?
>>21992703>literally an island surrounded by fish>price themselves out of fishHow do bongs do it?
>>21993839Same. I can’t get my flyover family to try it though. I swear they would rather eat spic offal shit than try a new condiment
>>21993715>taste the meat, not the jeet
>>21993971Overfished.
>>21993975We are very close to a time when proclaiming that you would prefer your food to be less than 20% feces will be a criminal offense
>>21993333>flooded by Muslims>5.5%Effeminate hysteria. I'm puzzled how you can be a male and squeal like this
>>21993817>>21993819Had fish and chips with my Dad when we visited like 20 years ago and it came wrapped in newspaper. Throw some vinegar on there and it was the best fish and chip Ive ever had. 99% British food sucks ass though.
>>21993988>99% British food sucks ass though.Of course.You have to keep the meme alive and fit in.
>>21994004Im British. And it does suck, only good food is not actually British
>>21994013>Im British. And it does suck, only good food is not actually BritishYesYou keep posting this everywhere. Nobody believes you though.
>>21993812It's atheist liberal whites
>>21994013>Im BritishYou're a paki living in London.
>>21993971>>21993976>overfishedNot really, there's plenty of fish thanks to EU regulations. Bongs left the EU precisely because of these regulations, thinking they could game the system (no rules, catch more fish, make more money). Instead they got banned from the EU market, which used to buy the overwhelming majority of fish at premium prices. British fishermen can now only sell haddock in the UK. To make up for their loss of revenue they had to increase the price of haddock.>>21993379>>21993385Correct. They're shit.>>21994013Not true, you eat very well off the beaten track: Wales, Scotland, Cotswolds, Manor cuisine, the islands. The industrial cities are shit, but they're shit in France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Canada and the US as well. Not sure where you guys get this idea that British food = big city food.As shit as the internet is now, https://www.greatbritishchefs.com/ is still good. The BBC's website is good: https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/seasons. Their old website used to be superb, but the Germans bought it https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/
>>21995269>Their old website used to be superb, but the Germans bought itImagine beating the Germs at war only to get beaten by them in diplomacy and business.
>>21994013>Roast Dinner & >full English>Fish and Chips>pasties, sausage rolls, Bacon Sarnies, Sauage Baps>Countless Pie varieties>Shepherds and Cottage pie>Tikka Masala and Vindaloo (We literally gave Indians chilli from South America too, and exported curry to Japan)>Victoria Sponge, Trifle, Bannoffee Pie, Meringue, Sticky Toffee Pudding & a million other cakes and puddings>Sweets and Chocolate better quality than USA and more interesting than EuropeMate, I could go on and on.
>>21995269What is 'big city food'? Those places you quoted are known for the same comfort foods that define Britain, such as Haggis, Neeps and Tatis, Welsh Cawl, and the Cotswold sells the same thing as anywhere else in Britain, they just have more posh pubs with tarted up dishes and well overpriced.>eu banned themNo, they didn't, the EU is still the largest purchaser of British seafood, and 70% of British fish is exported.Fish has been expensive for years and is still increasing in price, as has everything else. I was in Italy last week, and a tin of anchovies were in excess of 6 euroes, which is significantly higher than the UK, and Germany has higher fish costs than Britain.>BBCI wouldn't touch that with a 50ft barge poll.
>>21995541>Welsh Cawl,Is a simple stew eaten anywhere in the British Isles>Neeps and TatisAgain simple food eaten anywhere.Giving it a novel name, does not make it is special. Americans do this a lot, just give it a different name and claim they invented it.
>>21994013>I'm British >>21993988>when we visited like 20 years agoUh huh
>>21992695Ameribros, is fish and chips actually good? I’ve heard it’s very plain despite what it looks like
>>21992703>Leave EU for SOVEREIGNTY!11!!1>not allowed to fish in Norwegean waters anymore>can't buy quotas from EU countries anymorefellforitagainaward.jpeg
>>21993715>whites don’t even like poop in their food, so boringLOL
>>21993331Strangely I heard fish & chips was a jewish invention. us Albion and Albion diaspora can't have shit.
>>21993744The ones run by Greeks, if they are run by Indians or Chinese then definitely don't bother
>>21995530What the UK calls chilli is horrific. Although the stews and pies are great
>>21996335He means chilli peppers not the stew called chilli
>>21993986At what percentage are we allowed to use the phrase 'flooded', moshe?
>>21996311they aint no white boy chippies no more?
>>21992695Greatest food on Earth everybody knows it everybodies jealous.
>>21995269the entire planet is overfished retard bongs are just too lazy and regulated to run enough fish farms
>>21992708stop shooting yourself in the foot, papa. your joke was funny until you ruined it.
