Is English breakfast THAT bad? I think it's getting a bad rep because of the anti-meat, anti-fat bias.
>>21994130YET ANOTHER BRITISH FOOD BAIT THREAD. (At least one posted every day). AMERICAN STREAKY BACONNO SAUSAGESNO BLACK PUDDINGAND BRITS DON'T EAT CHIPS FOR BREAKFAST.THESE THREADS ARE JUST SO TIRESOME.
>>21994130Wut.Even people who make hating British food their personality acknowledge that the Full English is good.Personally I'll never enjoy the taste and texture of baked beans but that's a small detail you can leave out.
>>21994130no, it's the beans.nobody sane eats beans with eggs.
>>21994130is this AI?
Never ate British food.
>>21994130I'd eat the hell out of it.
>>21994130It can be awful if you don't cook it properly. Many cafes and even a few restaurant chains in the UK have closed down over their inability to do a proper English breakfast without burning the toast, letting the beans go cold or just serving up a plate swimming in grease. But as long as you get it right, which any non-retarded human easily should, it's great.
I have never really heard of anyone being against the English breakfast. Where did you hear that, OP? I also don't like it when they have lots of beans. They just do it because they're cheap and take up a lot of space on the plate that would otherwise be more expensive meat, eggs, or formed foods like hash browns.>>21994141You can tell it's English. Look at the sauce bottles. You can make out the London contact address for Sainsbury's on the mayonnaise. Not like you can't get streaky bacon in the UK. It must have been made in England.>>21994155No. The text is way too accurate for current image generation models.
>>21994148>Even people who make hating British food their personality acknowledge that the Full English is good.Who acknowledges this? It literally is just a variety of ingredients that the english usually have on hand thrown together on a plate. It barely should be ackowledged as a dish never mind a good 1.
>>21994130every time I read or hear the word "slop" the full english always comes to my mind
>>21994304everytime i hear the word slop i think npc who's brain has been taken over by meme words
>>21994149Only gay people don't like beans because they make them fart during buttsex
>>21994275>You can make out the London contact address for Sainsbury's on the mayonnaiseAll of the brand new unused sauce bottles were turned around for this purpose, probably just had them mailed over by somebody.
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>>21994493You must be joking.
fuck white beans, can't stop farting and being gut bricked after eating like a quarter as many of them as I can eat safely chick peas or black beans
Agree on the beans, without the beans it’s top tier. Although I’ll admit I like refried beans with a Mexican breakfast
>beans>tomato>mushroomnot breakfast food>black puddingdisgustingjust take the L you fucking tea drinkers
>>21994130looks like prison food
>>21994130the problem with an english breakfast is that too much fat will make your stool oily
>>21994130There are components that won't work out for me in combination with the rest of it. The beans, for starters. The mushrooms. The black pudding. The charred tomatoes. I've never had black pudding but it looks vile. The others certainly don't pair well with the eggs/bacon/potatoes/toast.
>>21994713youve never had it so how about you shut the fuck up?
I read this first and that it was over the top >>21994762 but actually >>21994713sounds really gay
>>21994130>rapeseed oil (29%)Grim.
>>21994130Too much bacon, too many chips, no banger, no tater fritter, no blood pudding.
>>21994130I have redesigned the Full EnglishMy version:BaconLiverMini chicken filletsBlack puddingEggMushroomsMarrowfat peas/Mushy peasCucumberCrumpetsReasoning.We have plenty of time during the week to enjoy sausages with various regional versions. But chicken despite being the most popular bird in Britain has very few dishes to call its own. Liver should be enjoyed more often as its a delicious super nutritious meat. Pairing it with the bacon makes it more palatable. Peas over beans is a no brainer. The pea is the oldest vegetable regularly consumed by the English going back centuries. If it's a Full English it has to have peas and we love our mushy peas. Now for something odd. Cucumbers over tomatoes. I consider tomatoes to be English but we have no culture of tomato dishes yet we are known for our Cucumber Sandwiches. So I actually went ahead and fried up some diced cucumber and they hold their shape very well. I was expecting them to turn mushy like courgette but they didn't.
>>21994814Basic-bitch fried liver without a sauce is bad, and chicken is dodgy (overcooked is inedible, undercooked is a day spent ejecting fluid out both ends). Cheap "def'nitely no hoss meat, guv" banger + black pudding + some bacon is a solid mainstay. Also, grilled tomato is much better than grilled cucumber (but no grilled cherry tomatoes, those are bad, you actually want a relatively dry, woody tomato for grilling, so it doesn't turn soggy). Peas instead of beans is a good substitute, though.
it would be good if you threw the tomatos in the trash thats just yuck
>>21994829yeh. i don't like cooked tomatoes. Luv the cunts otherwise, just not like that.
>>21994833i like stewed tomatos the taste is too overpowering otherwise
>>21994141This.
