Dad keeps eating the bananas before they ripen enough for me to want to eat them
>>21994162Hide a few in your butthole.
My dad and I’s banana dynamic is the other way around
quit your hollerin, ninkadoodle
>>21994162my dad is the same way, just take a few from the bunch and hide them
>>21994162Bananas cost fuck all. Get yourself some bananas.
>>21994162Buy your own fucking bananas, you tool.
>hey dad can you save a couple bananas I want to let them ripen more>oh sure
>>21994162The early dad gets the banana>>21994191Does he get upset when he finds the banana hiding drawer?
your dad is constipated
>>21994162Haha sucker
>>21994162time to move out>>21994189man I have so many memories of hiding from police, rangers, and property owners and that jiff really sends a chill down my spine
>>21994694Fuck yourself
>>21994224>>21994191Am I the only that prefers them a little green?
Bananas are cheap as any fruit. Just get more and keep your own stash.
>>21994166>banana dynamicKek
>>21994166>>21994767Good idea for a band name.
>>21994699what did I do
>>21994694>that jiff really sends a chill down my spineWere you scared of the headlights or the darkness once they were gone?
>>21994790The scary part is being pursued, the roving flashlight in the dark is pretty horrifying. I have never been found but a friend of mine got nabbed by the coppers once
>>21994794Why are the police chasing you through the woods in the dark?
>>21994802We're avid urban explorers anon, which comes with some risk as police sometimes keep an eye on abandoned places and also it involves civil trespassing. not to mention sometimes we're drunk and not being careful about hiding
>>21994811They chase you for trespassing? Wow you must live somewhere real shitty.
>>21994820They search for us, probably mostly with the intention of scaring us off. But also sometimes we're camping out in state parks/forests and the rangers hear us and then try and find us and we have to lay low while they're searching. One time we were drinking on the roof of a house that was under construction in the middle of the night, and suddenly a cop drove up the driveway and started searching around the property with his spotlight and we just froze up on the roof shitting ourselves and he searched the front of the house and the back of the house and then drove off and never noticed us up there
>>21994165I can't. I'm not an atheist.
>>21994811>urban exploring>in the woods
>>21994841I live in a rural area, all the place we want to explore we generally access via the woods. And we use the forest to escape and hide
dad need bananers kiddo
>>21994843You live rural but the local police don't know who you are?
>>21994849no, the local poe-leece do not know who I am anon. also they've never caught me so I am but a shadow in the mist. we used to joke imagining the cops referring to us as the elusive "bottle bandits" because we smash our beer bottles along the train tracks
>>21994851>we smash our beer bottles along the train tracks
>>21994852being a pariah is an important developmental milestone
>>21994854OK bottle bandit, whatever you say homie
>>21994681>Does he get upset when he finds the banana hiding drawer?lmao no, he's chill
>>21994189Jane's got a gun
>>21994867*Janie's
>>21994856If you lived near me I would invite you out with us you could use some adventure, danger even
>>21994867
i love bananas, they are the perfect lazy person snack, just peel and eat
>>21994870Be careful what you look for
>>21994162>my dadhow fucking old are you that you still depend on your dad for bananas?? I swear the god, we need to ban zooms and Gen As from this fucking website before the whole place turns into X or *eddit.
>>21994870nta, but ah, to be young, what a joy. I had similar adventures when young, all had to do with graff, all cool as fuck. now a days I'm terrified to even think about stepping on rail tracks
>>21994856is that spottemgottem?
