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>>21994369you must have missed out on the cool guy restaurants
>Why yes I'll have one order of "Fuck Me Sexy Shrimp" please
>>21994369move out of the city you fucking yuppie
>>21994369Can I get uh..the Super Healthy Boy Salad
>one order of yummy wummy good and yummy oodle noodle with Parmesan encrusted blackened chicken wicked double spice>it's cold
>>21994369never seen this ever.
>>21994369poopy goopies
>>21994369Restaurants don’t do most of that. You’ll never ever find fucking ‘dindins’ on a menu.
>>21994369Jesus I thought Hand Helds and Proteins were too much.This is beyond the pale
>>21994501Get in the trenches with us real peeps
>>21994456>>21994501
"Can I have the fruit pancakes please?">"The what? There's nothing on the menu called "fruit pancakes"."Th-the fresh fruit pancakes.">"Huh...""Th-this one..." [points to menu]>"Say it.""What?">"Say. It.""I'd like a... r-....rooty t-tooty....">"Say it like you mean it."[starting to cry] "I-I want a r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f-....f-fresh n... n fruity...."
Semi unrelated but does anyone have that Nitro Grill Kevin Nash menu edit?
>>21994369Unironically I would enjoy a restaurant called “Dish Bitch”>>21994603>tfw when I jokingly ask if I can get handies under the table and am asked to leave
>>21994600I went to a smoothie place and they had a Boysenberry smoothie and it was called BoysZone. I refused to call it that and asked for a number 17.
>>21994369>Why the fuck do restaurants do this?They don't. Only Britbongs talk like that.
>>21994598Too blurry to read.
>>21994369>Wok This WayThat's actually funny though.
I've never seen this, but I also avoid eating at establishments that look like they're owned and operated by millennial chunguses, so there might be some correlation there.
>>21994799>>21994806shut up and nom on your handhelds
>>21994836Millennials are now in their late 30s and early 40s my guy.
>>21994369The infantilization of society is real and it’s good that you recognize it, because most people are content to play along.
>>21994913I'm considered a millenial and I'm 31
>>21994918>but I did eat breakfast
>>21994369Don't forget about>Viet Noms
>>21994930Vietnamese restaurant word play is at least juvenile. Pho king. Pho Kim. Etc
>>21994917there's something hilariously ironic about someone screeching about the "infantilization of society" on a website that considers yelling racial slurs the peak of comedy
>>21994959Nobody considers yelling racial slurs to be peak comedy you retarded nigger.
>>21994963new here huh?
>>21994959huge projection. it must be nice to leave your reddit hugbox space to say “nigger” every once in a while
>>21994973As someone who is not new here I can tell you that it’s the Zoomers who think yelling racial slurs is peak comedy. Back in my day trolling was a art. Now it’s just low effort no effort.
>>21994983I don’t know, this anon>>21994981read you like a fucking book and you ignored it
>>21994983a self-proclaimed expert on the “art of trolling” wouldn’t have made such a seething bitchboy reply. for shame…
