There's no greater disappointment than enjoying the fruity flavor of a Tootsie Pop and getting to that turd in the middle.
>>21995210But how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie pop
>>21995210Blowpops are better
>>21995217>inedible center good
tootsie rolls in general are a cursed confection
>>21995210Then eat the chocolate one ya dum dum.
>>21995210there is greater disappointment in candy existing.
>>21995457>dum dumskip the middle altogether
>>21995526skip the dum dum altogether
I would prefer boneless and seedless candy if possible.
>>21995526>Mid>>21995534>Vile Behold perfection
>>21995210Imagine if shit actually tasted like chocolate.......
>>21995660My life would become pretty sweet
>>21995660call me the loathsome dung eater
the goat
>>21995720As soon as your tongue hits the plastic it ruins the entire experience.
>>21995210I think Charms Minis may use the same flavoring but have no center
For me, it's the caramel apple pops
Tootsie pops are the only candy I still enjoy as an adult. Only had part is when you hit an air pocket and the razor sharp edges slice your tongue open and you now your tootsie pop is blood flavored.
>>21995217This>lick it until the candy shell gets thin>bite down, suck it off the stick, chew>you now have little candy shards mixed in with the bubblegumit's such a great texture
Just buy fucking Dum-Dums then, moron.
>>21995213A-oneA-two-hoooA-three -CRUNCH-Three
>>21995660Did anyone else read this book as a child? This chocolate freak kid makes a wish that everything was chocolate and it soon becomes hell after the novelty wears off. I remember he was all jazzed to eat his whole breakfast and chug down everything, but then he just wanted regular water or a salty snack.
>>21996160That book scared the crap out of me as a kid. It’s based on the medias touch story where everything the guy touches turns to gold. A curse because of his greed
>>21996204*midas
Make way for the KING.>>21996160Our teacher read it to us in and that scene where the kid bites down on the gold coin because the girl insisted he did and wouldn't take no for an answer, and then she runs off crying when it turns into chocolate, still follows me around after like 30 years.
>>21995210Nigga.
>>21996160the sus gym teacher having to explain his chocolate penis to the school board was pretty funny