>chocolate Muffins>recipe doesnt call for cinnamon>add it anywayOOOH WAHHH AHH AHH AHH
one of those threads, is it?
>cookie recipe calls for half a cup of either dark or light brown sugar>add in half a cup of eachI can't be stopped
>baked oats>recipe instructs me to blend the oats into a fine powder>blend only half the oats and mix the other half into thr batter for a better consistency ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
I like these threads but these and stuff like the drawing one always get deleted ;_;
>>21995227>Recipe requires teaspoons >Use coffeespoons LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
>recipe says to add salt to taste>Add salt not to my liking.I'M (BR)OK(EN)
>>21995232I personally love these threads.
I haven't used a recipe since 2007.
>>21995227>le ebin choc factor picrel on my asinine engagement bait posth :DddKYS
>boxed cake mix instructs me to add eggs, water, and oil>add eggs, MILK and BUTTER to it insteadI...! I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER...!
>>21995227>Recipe calls for one or two cloves of garlic>add the whole head insteadONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>21995227>recipe calls for a dash>I add a pinchFUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YA TOLD ME
>add 1 tsp of Vanilla>I add 1.5 tspLOOK ME IN MY BRAND NEW EYEEEEE
>>21995227You need to be medicated before you harm yourself or worse other people.
>order never ending pasta bowl at Olive Garden>take one bite, call the waiter back over and let him know I’m full, pay and leaveI JUST CALLED, TO SAY, I LOVE YOU
>recipe calls for egg>have no egg>use mayonnaise because its eggEven a small glimpse into my mind could make the strongest warriors lose morale
>>21995227b careful not to cut urself w/ that edge
>Recipe says it feeds 4-5>Feed it to 6 peopleFor someone like me, crazy bread is just bread...
>>21997500>recipe says it feeds 4-5>I eat the entire thing by myselfyou wouldn't survive for a minute in the asylum where they raised me
>>21996201This is actually the first time I've posted on this board and this was the first thing I clicked to read so that's gotta count for something. I can't really prove any of this to you but hello, can't wait to not understand y'all's local memes
>>21996217You should try being happy once in a while
>>21997542FUCK YOUI WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
>>21997539As a tip, "deenz" means sardines. I hope this information is invaluable to you as you continue your quest
>>21997539Hello anon. Please lurk moar. /ck/ is generally a chill and fun board. Also>recipe calls for lemon juice>use lime juiceCRAAWWWWLING INNNN MY SKIIINNNN
