I just ate a blue steak, sides seared only until the juices started coming outWhat am I in for?
Nothing
>>21995558Flavortown, anon.
>>21995558You're going to contract memeitis. You fell for the meme and you're going to strut around smelling your own farts
INSTANT COOM AAUGHHUHGHH HUGE STEAK COOM FOREVER YEEEEEEHAWWWW
>>21995573It was actually repulsive and I couldn't finish the last two bites. I realized you want some texture inside otherwise it's just slime.
the flavor of a very rare steak isnt as appealing to mei like having a small amount of tartare or carpaccio tho
>>21995558Death
>>21995588The accompaniments and small bites make up for the lack of texture
>>21995558A lifetime of answering "Pittsburgh style"to the question "How do you want your steak cooked?"
>>21995558when I was 8 or 9 my parents brought me to eat at a nice restaurant. I was reading the menu and I saw the steaks had doneness next to them and "blue" piqued my curiosity. When the waitress came and my turn to ordered arrived, I asked all cutely and shit "can I have a blue steak please?". My dad turns to me with wide eyes, keep in mind, he's an old boomer whose been eating boot soles all his life and says "you sure about that bud?". I say yes and ask why he's asking and he laughs and sends the waitress off to have our food made. I ate the whole thing like a boss to the horror of mom and dad. Today I like them medium well-done, can't beat a nice sear and juicy cooked-ish interior.
>>21995558Parasites
>>21995586correct. The old morons that say they like it and then have to gnaw the chewing gum interior like it's the best thing they ever ate. Oh it makes me mad.
>>21995604Epic story. Very neutral and, as we say in Swedish, lagom. There were no twists, no surprises, just a boy who ate a blue steak with his parents one time. Very pleasant to me.
>>21995573This isn't blue, it's just straight up raw
>>21995751thanks!
>>21995558Eating raw food has been shown to disrupt hormone production, leading to low sperm count & infertility in males, and missed periods in females.Humans were only able to evolve to the brain capacity we have because of cooking meat, which made nutrients more easily accessible for our brains.Keep it as a one time thing.
>>21995794don't over-intellectualize it. the main issue is that the raw center of the steak has the consistency of chewing gum
>>21995797This, just get medium rare like a normal person
>>21995751damn, that was cold.
>>21995798actual rare is perfectly fine, just not retard raw
>>21995731It's closer to our primal origins. The more it changes from freshly killed, the less spiritual my flesh consumption journey will be. I cannot reconnect with my ancestors via processed Slim Jims or Vienna sausages at all. I can only begin to channel enlightenment passage at medium-well. I must consume it blue.
>>21995604Based
Well done. Fuck you, fuck your restaurant, fuck the cow, the farmers, fuck the foodies and food journalists. Fuck your intestinal parasites. Fuck anyone anywhere who dare to tell me that I'm somehow eating something "wrong." Well. Fucking. Done.The "men" here who use a steak to cement their masculinity and impose that "ideal" on others: grow up. Eat it however you want. Don't tell me how I should have mine
>>21995751I too enjoy these kind of tales
