Can somebody tell me why there is a naked baby on the front of this shit?
>actually notices itVery telling OP. Keeping my daughter away from you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kewpie
>>21997491it's a kewpie doll stupid
>>21997509>>21997508>>21997504>>21997491This shit would be 1000x more popular if they replaced the western shit art with a cute anime girl
>>21997510>a cute anime girlyes, but which one?
>>21997510Yes we understand that you're a pedo. You have twisted carnal desires. You're a sicko.
>>21997510i think you should die.
>>21997512How about Ginny?
>>21997491Because mayo is for baby paletts
>>21997828*palatesRetard.
everyone blames the Japanese for Japan being a creepy place but it wasn't like that until they signed an unconditional surrender to the U.S and the CIA moved in.
>>21997491Japanese people is paedophiles.
>>21997491UH OH.......................
>>21997945
>>21997974That doesn't negate my argument. Carnal knowledge has existed in all cultures since the beginning of time. It is the duty of the culture to resist this low-frequency, animalistic dynamic through the application of high-frequency human dynamics like honor, respect and moral integrity.The Japanese were alienated from their higher-frequency selves when they surrendered WW2.
>>21997947Minus "Japanese" amd you are correct
>>21997945preach
>>21997988Naw dog, any country that can conjure up mythologies involving raccoon dogs with balls the size of watermelons or demons with eyeballs where their buttholes are was messed up from the start.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ShirimeNeed I also remind you of the annual Penis Festival too?https://www.japan.travel/en/spot/362/Ain't no blaming Commondore Perry for that island chain asylum of assorted pathologies being the way it is.
>>21997822she looks like she DRINKS mayonnaise
>>21997491it's a kewpie doll and it is not naked.don't you get tired making this stupid thread?
>>21997945https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shunga
>>21998240>the painting of the jap soldier cucking the russianholy kek
Fucking hell weebs are complete scum
>>21998265Any opportunity to pretend at, huh?
>>21997512
>>21998356>top mayonnaise-loving anime
>>21997517everyone dies, Anon
A baby doesn't have such a defining gut. Those are pants.
>>21997510Popular with child molesters maybe.Meaning they'd sell less of the product. Get out of your bubble, dude. You are a dude, right? An adult?Hard to tell when you use the words "cute anime girl". Since that stuff isn't for grown men. Unless you're the bad kind who get off on that.
>>21998074I would argue that whilst the Japanese were not as sexually repressed as western cultures, it was still a far cry from the shit going on now.
>>21998517So which are your top 3 cute anime girls?
>>21998635boku, no, and pico
>>21997491What happens if you mix Kewpie mayo and Hidden Valley dry ranch mix? Is it better than Duke's?
>>21998534They used to trade porn at the family dinner table. Shunga may as well have been comic books in the Edo period.
>>21998679it tastes a little richer, and maybe a little creamier. i noticed a difference but it wasnt huge and i didnt really prefer one or the other. i kinda thought it a waste to use so much kewpie for ranch since it's more expensive.
>>21998685You could interpret a lot of classical western art as "porn" if you were so inclined.I would also theorise the association of birth rates and sexual health of a society.
>>21997491The baby is not naked. It's clearly wearing a G-string.
>>21998109
>>21997491Export Kewpie is nothing like real Japanese Kewpie, which is made from shirako, which literally means "white children". Hence the mascot.
>>21998511It's a case of イカ腹
>>21997840>someone writes "pallet" wrong on purpose>retards come out the woodwork to correct and chimp outlike fucking clockwork
>>21998372>top mayonnaise-loving animehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALboAuJmCEg
>>21999241What makes you think it's on purpose? Palate/pallet/palette get confused all the time.
>>21997491because its umami
>>21999241>people grab their cats and shake them around>it's okay because it was to make social media contentwe're cooked chat
>>21997974based
>>21999241>It was merely a HILLLAARIOUS jest.Pathetic