post burgerpunk cuisine
Too lazy to look up a picture but those candy or cereal flavored bottled iced coffees
>>21998093I feel second-hand guilt for the person who made this. Does our barbarity know no bounds?
>>21998087Here, I'll do it for you, you sow.Your fate is to be consumed by the system.
Cretin
>>21998031behold!
>>21998111.....i'd buy one XD
>>21998124>contains 0% fruit juicei'm so relieved
>>21998036I'd like that if it wasn't full of pickles.
>>21998207wouldn't be be much of a pizza "burger" hotdog then would it
>>21998111Thanks for doing my work for me for free, hylic
>>21998124Based i love poverty stores its like walking into an alternate dimension
>>21998206>Blue raspberry drink >Raspberry Why would it contain fruit retard?
this is my favorite genre of food autism
>>21998111I tried the twix onefucking godawful
>>21998355>10g of protein>serving size: 2 pancakes (87g)That amount of wheat flour alone would be close to 10g of protein. What the fuck are they doing?.
new slop just dropped
>>21998206Nobody wants gay people in their food.
>>21998376marketing.
>>21998031God, I could slam one of these down so bad rn
>>21998036Not just new, but NEW NEW>>21998171Grabbed 1 of those when they first came out and still have it. Have no intention of eating it. I'll drop it on ebay when the trend of eating old disgusting food flavors resurge.
>>21998036>warm picklesick
>>21998036Dear lord
>>21998376It's for these people >>21998381
>>21998031Jimmy Dean is rolling in his grave. Everything about this product is disgusting.
>>21998093
>>21998124>Galliker Dairy Co.You know they did this just because they have the bottling facility and those jugs, right?That "beverage" is a crime against nature and should not even exist. There are fatasses who drink an entire one a day. They waddle to the driving cart from their minivan and load up on that stuff on their way to the Frito-Lay aisle. The state of the world astounds me sometimes.
>>21998346No. What the fuck?? Who would eat that??
>>21998470>mascarpone flavor cream mixVile
>>21998346i get it's supposed to be like dipping fries into ice cream, but these fries are frozen solidit cannot be a good experience
>>21998093>buy expecting blueberry maple "syrup">its just regular maple "syrup" dyed blue
>>21998470While tacky, it is in no way burgerpunk.
>>21998031
I've been drinking reeses cup coffee creamer. My wife buys it, it's not bad actually.I think the most burgerpunk you can get is artificially flavored corn syrup products.
>>21998772Jimmy Dean would not give a shit unless it caused the company to lose money
>>21998031That can't be good for you, but I would try one once out of curiosity.
>>21998892I like 'em, but not the price. It's something I don't think you'd be willing to recreate that didn't cost more in time than its worthmy new thing is to drop some potent hot sauce in about 1oz of syrup, mixing with a fork, and dipping the breakfast dawg in it
Does anyone have that 0 calorie "whipped peanut spread" that contains no peanuts? I forgot the brand name
>>21998937Got me interested in googling it and found this as the first resulthttps://waldenfarms.com/products/zero-calorie-whipped-peanut-spread
>>21998093>artificially>MAPLE>flavored syrup
>>21998036I've had this one and it was pretty nice
>>21998111>>21998114Australia is the world-leading innovator in flavoured milks.
>>21999108The Zooper-Dooper ones were dogshit, but most of the Oak collaboration flavours are bretty good
>>21999108where the big m atdoes it still exist?
>>21998948Wow, that is for absolute idiotsOr the severely mental ill eating disorder crowd
>>21999108thats zooper
>>21998948>https://waldenfarms.com/products/zero-calorie-whipped-peanut-spreadI know I've seen this before but it's still shocking reading this ingredients list:INGREDIENTS: WATER, CELLULOSE GEL, ERYTHRITOL, SALT, CORN FIBER, CORN STARCH, XANTHAN GUM, CARAMEL COLOR, NATURAL FLAVORS, PROPYLENE GLYCOL ALGINATE (ALGAE EXTRACT), PEANUT OIL†, TITANIUM DIOXIDE (COLOR), GELLAN GUM, LACTIC ACID, BETA CAROTENE (COLOR), SODIUM CITRATE, STEVIA LEAF EXTRACT
>>21999185>red skinsdo those still exist?
>>21998355>protein pancakes>10g of protein per serving!>not a good source of proteinlmao what are you even doing
>>21998824you put quotes around the wrong wordit IS syrup, just not maple
>>21998036That German. It doesn't count.
>>21999260They do, but they're called something else now
>>21999253>corn starch>oil>0 calories
>>21998114Get your peanuts out of my coffee!
bone apple tea
>>21999522i regret not buying a couple, dollar and a fifty tree doesn't have them anymore
>>21999522this should be served into a toothpaste tube for maximum palate efficiency
>>21999260Usually in reservations, so you don't see them often.
>>21998036>2 Burger/Burgers
>>21998031found this culinary war crime yesterday on wikipedia
>>21998031Americans are fucking diabolical.
>>21998948>>21999253Fucking christ.>>21999522That reminds me of nighthawks, pretty grim.
>>22000855Just put it on some bread and make a warm sandwich
>>21998923>Contains crustaceans >>21999233Big m is still probably the second most popular brand it's everywhere >>21999260They renamed them red ripperz
