>How do we make our pizza better here in Europe? I KNOW! We'll make the bad part that nobody likes larger and pigheadedly refuse to add meat to the recipe even though that's what most non-women'd prefer!
>>21998392cheese is meat
>>21998393maybe in Indiaalso>You know what would do wonders for our PR? To start cutting pizzas with scissors like though we're filthy junkies! Let's gross the customers out! Yeah! And look at that char, mmm, all that lovely cancer, yeahhh!
Do you need me to call someone? Do you have your psychiatrist's number?
What gave you the idea that nobody likes the crust lmaooo
>>21998392both of those pies are exactly the same, op.
>>21998401Do you need me to call someone? Do you have your optometrist's number?
>>21998403crust is irrelevant and you know it.
>>21998410more crust = less REAL pizza, just look at the OP!
>>21998392They do put different type of stuff including meat on top. Margherita is just the benchmark since you cant hide behind anything.
>>21998400It's the fact that he can't comprehend crust actually tasting good because he's only ever had Little Caesars and Dominos his entire life.
>>21998504>It's the fact that he can't comprehend crust actually tasting goodoh, I can, but you'd never see stuffed crusts in Europe because zey are le serieuse, le no fun allowed, monsieur
crust is great you fucking faggot
>>21998413>more crust = less REAL pizzadude, it's just sauce, bread, and cheese.just eat a fucking sandwich.
>>21998717>>21998721Just eat some fucking bread if you like crust so much.
>>21998548In Italy, we have stuffed crust, but it is normally stuffed with meat, cheese, or pistachio sometimes>>21998392The original was better, the new one is too dry
>>21999076I am when I eat the crust of pizza. It's great. That's a nice part about eating pizza, delicious crust.If you scoff at the idea of eating bread, it's because you eat shit bread. Don't make your own shit taste someone else's problem.
>>21998392Does the word "morbidly' come up in your life more often than most?
>>21998400>>21998504Euros have this bizarre obsession with bread. They make actual threads ranting about the type of bread Americans eat and you see them here bragging about how their pizzas have more bread.I can only assume it's a holdover from all those centuries living as peasants eating nothing but bread meal after meal. You'd have to develop a sort of pride about your bread, wouldn't you? OUR bread is better than the bread they're eating in the next village over because OUR bread has this shape and this flavor and we make it with one and a half pinches of salt rather than two and if we put cheese on top of OUR bread we would never put it all the way to the edge because that would leave less room for bread.Crazy stuff, almost makes you feel bad for them.
>>21999357They do have some great bread but yeah, it's like Asians and their fucking rice. A meal that isn't based around filler ingredients like bread or rice is anathema to these people.
>>21999357>I can only assume it's a holdover from all those centuries living as peasants eating nothing but breadWhat were Americans eating during this period of time?
>>21999379Corn. It's been corn the whole time even before whitey showed up.That's why HFCS is in everything now, to keep corn farmers afloat.
>>21999357Europeans have access to heritage grain varieties which Americans do not. In America we bred our grain for maximum productivity per harvest, not for taste. That didn't happen in Europe, so that's why the bread tastes better over there, generally. It also doesn't affect as many people who have Celiac's or a gluten intolerance. There are excellent bakers here in America, I frequent one near my home often. But the average grocery store bread is of lower quality than the average European store grocery bread. More fillers, more sugar, more chemicals and less nutrition. You said the crust doesn't matter because bread is shit without even knowing why a lot of American bread is shit. Which makes you a cooklet. And you need to lurk the fuck moar.
>>21998392we turna the basil sideways now mama mia
>>21999357You don't have to be european to make your own bread and realize that there's a very real trade-off when it comes to the cheap stuff in plastic bags lasting for weeks when bread you make yourself with just ingredients you'd want to eat only lasts days.There's great bread to be had here in America that we can be proud of, but you're carrying water for mass-produced preservative filler bread sold by a corporation that would throw you into the miller if it would increase their profits by half a percent for that quarter. Which is fucking pathetic.
>>21999391>Europeans have access to heritage grain varieties which Americans do not.Brother, it's 2026. If you cared, you could order literally any European "heritage grain" flour you like and have it on your doorstep tomorrow.
>>21998504little caesars and dominos have better crust than italian style pizza
>>21999385Why, though? Why not just switch from corn to a crop that's actually useful instead of making up reasons to keep farming corn, idgi.
too thin
This is the way: Thick as fuck with whatever topping, except for pineapple. Must have lots of cheese. Not much of tomato sauce. Cutting it with scissors is for faggots.
>>21999545Bait is supposed to be at least slightly believable.
>>21999744This looks like one of the racially inferior pizzas of Argentina
>>21999357You think wanting bread to taste good, be made from quality ingredients, and be free from preservatives and other industrial additives is an "obsession?" Really living up to the stereotypes here, mutt.
>>21999076bread is great you fucking retard not my fault in america you only have processed dogshit that isn't bread
>>22001198Who said bread isn't good? I even encouraged you to go eat it if you think crust is so great.Mutts live rent free in your fucking head.
>>22001378pizza is bread with cheese you fucking monkey but if you eat shit like this >>21999744 i'm not even surprised you dont like crust
>>21999402>Which is fucking pathetic.Look man, if you make this giant effortpost of a reply and STILL feel the need to append "This is bad btw" to it, you've already conceded. Rethink your entire process at this point.
>>22001865>pizza is bread with cheeseNo, you're thinking of cheese bread, which is also good.
>>22001932there is no such thing
>>21998396If it doesn't have char I am not eating it.
>>22001965are you doing okay?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_de_quesothey're really tasty and easy to make. goes extremely well with soup. keep in mind you have to add way more cheese than you think.
>>22001983>is a traditional Latin American _ROLL_i accept your concessionalso i dont give a fuck what latinx do
>>22001985>latinxWhoops found the tranny
>>22001986ay cabron no understando sarcasm? how overweight are you? get yourself a coke i think your blood sugar is dropping
>>22001985A roll is a small piece of bread that is either baked in a round, triangular or rhomboid shape. Are you telling me that picrel isn't bread?
>>22001988I hope the HRT gets less brutal
>>22002007sorry to hear youre unwell
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