what a cool broier
What does blood sausage taste like? It's the only thing I'm iffy on in the "full english"also I prefer raw tomato over grilled, do they ever just slice tomatoes instead of cooking them?
>>21999263that's an explosion waiting to happen
It sure is!
>>21999268It's just a meaty sausage with a slight bitterness and iron taste to it. It's good.
>>21999263It is, but I feel like it's a gimmick.Seems inconvenient if you have to take out the stuff on the bottom while there's something on top.
>>21999263>what a cool broieri bet it stinks
>>21999268Greasy and salty and sometimes a little bitter
>>21999268>slight bitterness and iron tastenailed itgreat with onions and/or apples sautées, and dijon mustard
>>21999263I can't really knock it too hard if it double-functions as a griddle on top, but it still seems fiddly and prone to issues I feel.
>>21999268It's heavily spiced/herbed but in general, if you've eaten liver and can handle that, it's literally the same.
>>21999275Gotta admit, the grease trap/drain when she cooked the bacon is definitely useful.
>>21999263>>21999297main issue I can see is cleaning and accessovens with built-in broilers are just going to be 1000x easier to clean just by the fact you can pull everything out and access it horizontally
>>21999263god I hate these 1930's maxxing tiktok whores so much bros, it's unreal...
made for rough bareback sex in the laundry room after a hard ways work at the foundry
>>21999263Vintage stoves are great. I see them on sale on FB marketplace fairly regularly but they always need more restoration work than I'm willing to put in.
>>21999268It's great, kind of iron-y, but it's good when made rightt. not even a bong (we have our own version in the Balkans)
>>21999378My gf's parents bought an old farmhouse to renovate, there was one of these huge old stoves it it. It looked almost brand new, thing got hot as fuck and stayed hot and was built like a tank. Of course, her retard mom wanted a brand new convection oven so they fucking gave it away for free and to make matters worse, gave it to some redneck scrapper who didn't even have the brains to sell it...and scrapped it.
>>21999381This is why you should buy old vintage shit and just keep it lying around. Retarded normies destroy everything they touch with their retarded brains until the last standing version of something is worth a fortune.
>>21999263old stoves are best stoves.post pics of the fat cunt.
>>21999380Nobody cares about your backwards dirty version you 1/2 of a ni**er
>>21999268Bought it once on accident (pointed to what I thought was chorizo but turned out to be blood sausage). The other descriptions are correct. I finished it no problem but I wouldn't bother again. It's just not as pleasant as a regular sausage.
>>21999263what the hell is that?
>>21999271>t. coward>>21999366Cleaning something without bending over is the best though.
>>21999469It's called a "woman"They're like you and me, but they're soft and smell really nice, I think
>>21999263>I am a man child, married edition
>>21999268Anything but blood.
>>21999384>>21999381Honestly if it's a gas stove it's just not worth the effort
>>21999295>>21999292>>21999274there is no bitterness wtf are you talking about
>>21999263how are there so many women with the exact some wood cabin and stove? this is like the 4th or 5th one I have seen with the same setup
>>21999515>spouse makes me breakfast>that makes me inept in the kitchen or infantalizes meSorry no one has ever loved you enough to make you a meal you like. Unironically, I'm sorry for you if you've never experienced that.
>>21999609FrSome ladies genuinely love cooking, just like some men do. Femcels/incels can't comprehend human kindness
>>21999469You've never seen a woman without makeup on. Also, was it expected for a farmer to finish all of that meat in one sitting? Or did he portion it out throughout the busy morning? That much meat in one go would likely make me way too sleepy to feed livestock and plough a field.
>>21999619Did you consider it wasn't a meal for only him
>>21999625Just a simple assumption based on "my husband asked for a full English."
>>21999619You'd have already been out to tend the animals and back in. Farm is hard work a few days in the spring and in a few in the fall. Rest of the year people didn't have to work anywhere near the ridiculous amount slaves do now. Farmers will have entire other full time jobs.
>>21999381Tbh they aren't worth the effort.
Gas will always be superior, but governments seem intent on phasing it out.
>>21999634Why would you assume she wouldn't be eating with him though? That's extremely normal couple behavior, regardless of who chose the meal
>>21999263That’s too much food, takes too long, and she’s ugly.
>>21999268It's comparable in spices to haggis. Mostly to cover the flavours that are unpleasant. You'll get a peppery like flavour maybe strong nutmeg
>>21999263I'd be like>You're rushing the sausages, you're rushing the bacon, get out of my chicken! Oh, you're going to your mom's house?! Well who gives a fuck, you can't even cook.
>>21999263Having to turn a handle 20 times to make breakfast seems excessive.
>>21999800it's someone's wife.
>>22000534And you're someone's disappointment
>>21999414Sorry bro, don’t have any pics of your mom on my phone.
>>21999766>>21999554Skill issue
>>22000500Declaring it 20 times when it’s half that seems excessive
A woman's place is in the kitchen, making food, cleaning, nursing the children.Many modern day women do not realise that their employment or education is really a feminist curse to lead them astray from their true desire, to be a housewife.
>>22000625>other people should suffer inconvenience so I can feel better blue button pusher things
>>21999268it tastes like kidney
>>21999515What a pathetic post
>>22000629We need women to be nurses, daycare workers, accountants, and other things that are better coded for women to excel in. I do not want a woman who doesn't want kids having kids. That just leads to a life of cruelty and sadness.
1. Sausages don't look properly cooked2. Bacon is sloppy3. Toast gonna be overdone4. Tomatoes will be partially raw5. Mushrooms won't be done enough6. Eggs will be hard or cold7. Too many beans – no one eats that many2/10
>>21999268Taste like a barn, a barn dipped in Christmas spices. It's fucking awful.
>>22000710british people disagree with you.
>>22000697I don't care what women do, but when a woman has that "i hate men" thing going on I want to remind them that she can literally destroy a mans life if she wants to by telling a random dude "he is making me feel afraid, knock his teeth out.".
>>21999263i'm very pissed off by how fucking slow she moves.
>>21999515which part of the post signified that to you?
>>21999263>cracks eggs one-handed >dips bread in bacon grease as she toasts it I'll allow it.
>>22000728>when a woman has that "i hate men" thing going on I want to remind them that she can literally destroy a mans lifewhy are you trying to be a devil in her ear, nigger?
>>22000823I didn't realise that by existing I was simply raping all women.
>>21999369Whore lover hoe not for house wife
>>22000877what?
>>22000728Why would you do that anon
>>22000897Maybe they'll stop poisoning the world if they were nicer to me.
>>22000538Stop talking about yourself
>>21999384I recently bought a house and the previous homeowners left a vintage pool table. I think it’s from the 60s. I am conflicted about what I should do. I would imagine it would cost a lot of money to get it restored.
>>22000948>it would cost a lot of money to get it restoredYeah probably, do your research, don't just throw it away.
>>22000953I’ll do it, and after it’s complete I’m gonna get my wife to cosplay as Joan Harris so I can fuck her up against it
>>22000904Why would they be nicer to you though, that would probably just creep them out and they’d be more mean
>>22000904I'm confused, anon. You would tell a woman she could have a guy beat up another guy because women aren't nice to you?
maybe the weed has made me paranoid but that video looks fake. Not AI, just like a fake studio set.
>>22001111It is a set. Most likely for making tiktok or youtube videos related to 19th century cooking. I'm both too lazy and not interested enough to hunt for the channel or source.
>>21999369>tradwife larp>both arms tatted upYou just know she has a history
>>21999263Wonderful, except for those hideous beans. I'm convinced that countries outside of Italy have no concept of what tomato sauce should taste like. Heinz beans are basically just drowned in ketchup. If you want good beans in tomato sauce, look into Fagioli all'uccelletto.
>>22001142you must not be italian
>>22000685How did you get that from "restoring objects can yield rewards"Just because you're lazy doesn't mean other people aren't allowed to have fun.In fact, you replied, so shut up if you think otherwise.
>>21999271Fuck off.
>>21999381>girlfriends mom is a retard>doesn't think she will turn out the same
>>22000710Divorced lonely hands wrote this
>>22001142they're fucking canned beans in tomato sauce, don't brag about fucking beans lmao
>>22001123>>22001111I wonderI know there are set kitchens, fucking airplanes, and probably other things like that for social media. So strange
>>21999263my granma had an oven like this but it was built into the house and she lost her home in '08 and died the next year. I miss her.
>>21999263what a massive larp. how many people is she making beans for?is she in a larp shed?
>>21999515>i have nothing to add, but the need to shitpost just won't subside
