The King is back. Fucking kneel https://newsroom.subway.com/2026-04-28-Subway-R-Introduces-Its-First-Ever-Value-Menu-with-15-Entrees-Under-5
>>21999770nothing will ever convince me to eat at subway ever again. nice try
literal who
DOG TURDS SWIMMING IN RAT PISS
go off
>>21999770>$5 any foot longs to>$5 half inch subs on a select few
I stopped eating at Subway when the Indian fuck franchise owners started skimping on the tuna.
why would anyone eat at subway when jimmy johns, jersey mike, firehouse subs and local delis exist? it's just objectively a retarded choice
>>21999770>3.99 for a 6 inchIn 2 years time we'll have a 5 dollar half-a-foot long
>>21999780That will count as a soup and soups cost more
>>21999776/Thread
>>21999822None of those exist in my country, but Subway does. Not that I'd go to Subway anyway, I just make my own at home.
>>21999770Soon it will be $5 for 1/4th, 1/5th, etc until they approach a limit of infinity where they are selling you a single crumb
>>21999865the more i hear about other countries the more I'm convinced america is truly the greatest
>>21999776Is this about the tuna not being tuna? That's a good thing, tuna's full of mercury.>>21999780Hell yeah brother, let 'em have it!
>>21999770Just knowing Indians made it...No thanks. I'll make the sandwich myself.
NO REFUNDS
>>21999770Good morning sar I too love the subway all my family works there we make lots of sandwiches they are very good!
>>21999770>white country$5 footlong>indian country$5 4"What did they mean by this?
>>22003028Eat shit Lindsay.
>>21999770>half footsI will Not redeem sar
>>22003028No cheese?!
Too fucking late you company niggerQuality is trash, Employees are trash, Everything about safeway is trash. >Except sugar cookies are bombThey just stopped being delusional on what they're pedaling.
>>22003028>four dollarsWhat did you expect.
>>22003028How is this news though? That's what Subway always looked like, they just asked to withhold 1" of lettuce. Subway literally NEVER gave you more than 1/4" of meat.
>>21999770Subway, you say?
>>21999770Nothing will ever change the fact they had a pedo spokes man.
>>21999770Five dollar footlongs to five dollar under the average size of a dick longs
>why subway no 5 dollar foot longit's almost 20 years since it was first introduced grandpa
>>21999770Nah
>>22004110>under the average size of a dickNot for Subway jamboys, anon. Look up the dick stats.
>>22004143What in the blue hell is halal you boomers and zoomers?
>>21999770All subways are ran by indians and I don't want shit and piss in my food.
>>22004520>What in the blue hell is halalIt's a code word meaning "you should have moved to a different state 10 years ago".
>>22004520It means the animals suffer when slaughtered as required by sand people.
>>22004520the animals for the meat have to be slaughtered in a barbaric tradition where they cut the necks open without stunning and then they leave the animals to bleed to death.
