"Can I have the fruit pancakes please?">"The what? There's nothing on the menu called "fruit pancakes"."Th-the fresh fruit pancakes.">"Huh...""Th-this one..." [points to menu]>"Say it.""What?">"Say. It.""I'd like a... r-....rooty t-tooty....">"Say it like you mean it."[starting to cry] "I-I want a r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f-....f-fresh n... n fruity...."Why do dining establishments like to humiliate their customers like this?
This is a food delivery app where you do not have to say anything, and copying tweets is gay.
>>22001534those are hamburgers, not pancakes. are you okay anon? also to answer your question it's because retards like you give them free advertising on social media.
>>22001534If you're ordering from a place called "smash me daddy," any humiliation you experience when you request a "smash me daddy and fries" is on you.Also, I'm 99% positive this is a ghost kitchen and nobody's ordering any of these in person.
>>22001534Why would you give a shit about embarrassing yourself in front of a wagie, what they're doing is way more humiliating.
How many times is this stupid thread going to be posted?
>>22001590until morale improves
Yeah. Listen, man. I'll take the down with lgtbbq with extra rope pasta and uhhhhhhhh, I hate nuggets. The chicken. Not the tofu version. Thanks dude.
>Terrible bar called Jackasses>All the food had retarded names like the "Big Dick Burger" and the "Pasta de Cum Saunce">If you didn't ask for the the item you wanted exactly the wait staff would make you repeat it.>I'd like a hamburger please>What was that?>A hamburger?>Read the menu>T-the big d-dick burger>ONE BIG DICK BURGER COMING RIGHT UP
Vulgar leftist millennial faggots continue to plague this world.
>>22001607Millennials really live rent free in your head, huh.
>>22001607>faggotshow vulgar
>>22001534Servers want you to tip them so it's more the other way around and they are the ones humiliated by having to suggest these silly items by name and wear stupid uniforms whilst doing so.
>>22001534If you aren't humiliated by the price and being an adult who can't cook for himself, what difference does the name make?
>>22001534>not just ordering like you're at a diner"lemme get two eggs, over medium, 4 sausage links, two slices of toast, and 4 strips of bacon.">"sir, we only serve what's on the menu.""then put it on a fucking menu."
>>22001739
>>22001534>Fun ThingsNo thanks
>>22001534If I have to order a boku no pico burger I better be fucking a femboy waitress in the bussy that same night. No delivery.
>>22001987It's not alright to be a gay pedo.
>>22001987This
>>22001991It's not alright to be a gay pedo
>>22001990>>22001995But I wanna be like my Hero Trump!
>>22001739Can you actually just order whatever you want at a diner? I've never been to one. That's kind of scary but also exciting at the same time. I would be so afraid of asking for something that they don't actually have and getting scolded by the waitress. I also have issues picking out stuff for myself so having a menu helps guide me to a choice. If I can just order whatever I want I end up with decision paralysis and I might end up ordering too much or too little, while menu items are all portioned for a single meal for a reasonably sized person. Much to consider.
>>22001631I’m posting on a racist gay cartoon forum, not serving the “wet pussy sandwich” in public
>>22001739My dad does this shit. Haggling and customizing his order at a chain with the wagie waitress for like 10 minutes and then I just order a meal as it comes. Just pick the thing. You’re ordering food, not negotiating a deal.
>>22001588*clears throat loudly* choo choo chicken fingers
>>22001534>go to mcdonalds>I'd like two sausage muffins>two sausage mcmuffins?>yeah two sausage muffins.
>>22001999Most diners will just cook up what you ask for, though you might end up paying more for 4-5 items a la carte when you could have ordered a combo plate on the menu that's already got what you want. Just think of some food you want beforehand and ask if they can make it when they come to take your order.>can I get a ham and cheese omelette, buttered toast, 2 sausage patties please, and a black coffee pleaseOr whatever you like eating that they'd have.
>>22002249I wish I was a cute girl so I could get millions of dollars in exchange for a couple of hours of awkward sex
>>22002210can't be using language like that on a Tongan dynamite fishing forum now
>>22001534Youre just insecure
>>22001534What is it about smash burgers that attracts the most insufferable faggots imaginable?
>>22001534Reminds me of the time I had to go to mcdonalds in the middle of the night and the jeet at the drive through didn't understand my order because I was asking for chicken nuggets instead of mcnuggets.
