The rules are simple.-You' have 24 hours to prepare.-You get $1 for eating the first doughnut-And each successive doughnut doubles your amount.-You can cash out at any time, but if you fail to finish a doghnut in time, or puke you lose all the money.-You have 20 second in-between doughnuts.-It's Krispy Kreme assorted doughnuts delivered in boxes of 12 (you can choose from these but you need to finish the box before opening up the next one).Examples0 doughnuts = $01 doughnut = $1 2 doughnuts = $23 doughnuts = $4...10 doughnuts = $2^(10-1) = $512...15 doughnuts = $2^(15-1) = $16,384...20 doughnuts = ... = $524,288...25 doughnuts = ... = $16,777,216...How many would you eat?
One or maybe two it I'm hungry
20 seconds between donuts is unrealistic. I understand the thought experiment you are going for here, but it needs to be more like 60 seconds between donuts.
>the average assorted donut will be about 240 caloriesFuck me, I want to say I could clear two boxes but it'd be close. Anyone who says they could go beyond that is lying or gigafat
six or maybe seven
>>22002386I could probably clear a box. That's like 2 grand, right? But I'd probably try to get a few more in because the money is exponential.
You could make extra money by recording it if you were a skinny cute girl instead of a fat guy
Doughnuts and not donuts, right? Cake donuts a shit but if they're all proper, yeasted doughnuts, I could maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe finish a dozen.Just to be clear, that 20 seconds between doughnuts is a rest period, yeah? How much time to finish a doughnut once you start eating it?The challenge might need clearer wording.
>>22002420AKSHUALLY… just shut the fuck up
>>22002429You're retarded.
you'd have to take glazed even though it's boring or the elevated blood sugar would do you in
>>22002386in 24 hours? I could do 25. normally I eat about 1 donut per year. but for a one time payout of $16 mill it would be no problem.
>>22002508>-You have 20 second in-between doughnuts.
>>22002386>How many would you eat?Until I'm full. What a stupid fucking thread.
>>22002420>if you fail to finish a doghnut in timeim pretty sure that means you have 20 seconds to eat each one
it doesnt say u cant drink water/coffee to help get it down so that would make it easier desu
>>22002567So now only 10-15 seconds to eat a whole doughnut.
>>22002386All glazed I can put down 12. For that amount of money I've swallowed much worse.
>>22002584dude gay sex lmao
>>22002386I would fold before reaching 20 realistically on the 16 donut
>>22002402this This THIS!!!!!!!
>>22002576If you look at people who competitively eat hotdogs, they'll use water to help speed up their eating because of the doughy buns, so yeah you'd have to be pretty stupid not to do what anon said and use coffee/water to help out.
>>22002582This Man Eats Ass
>>22002586I was thinking more like an entire handle or an extra hot wing challenge but if that's what you want to think about, sure.
>>22002599They also swallow whole grapes for a week to stretch their stomach out.
>>22002608You will need to drink water because the doughnuts will eventually dry your mouth out either way, anon. Have you never eaten more than one donut or bit of bread at a time? Bread and dough will absorb your saliva as you eat and eventually your mouth will be dry as hell by the 4th or 5th donut. If you want to leave large amounts of money on the table then that's your business.
>>22002386Poop break policy?
>>22002567I would drink OJWould be so funny and deliciousNot from Krispy Kreme desu, I have better donut places around
>>22002386This thread is on the wrong board. KK donuts are not food.
>>22002386At least 20, I'd say?Fast food isn't very dense, its easy to pack down and jam in. Pic related, I ate that in about 15 minutes with relative ease.
>>22002895Are the burgers in the "fairly small amount of mcdonalds for the average sized person" picture mcdoubles or double quarter pounders
>>22002895>in about 15 minutesWhy though? Did you need to gobble as much as you could like an egg-eating snake before the owner of the food returned? Assuming you enjoy the taste, why not eat it at a rate that lets you savor and enjoy what you're consuming?
>>22002912those are big macs>>22002914i wanted to see if I could
>>22002930I won't judge if you don't do this on the regular, I've just seen people treat eating like a race so I know those people are out there.
>>22002582is that araki?
>>22002386Two or three doughnuts is more than enough for me, I could eat a dozen prolly but Id feel sick. And it would probably give give me the beetus
>>22002420Where does this usage of the terms originate, where doughnut refers to yeasted and donut to cake?Every doughnut place i've ever been to refers to the two using the same spelling, although i've seen both doughnut and donut used.
>>22002998yea
>>22003283One is dough. One is not.
>>22002386Can I cram them?
>>22002386>25 cash outHave something to crush them. Maybe some beet juice for glycemic dampening and gluten enzymes. The 20s between donuts ought to carry over if not fully used, and Garfielding them into your mouth should count as stopping the clock.
>>22004768So why not call it doughnut and doughnot?
>>22002386Anything under 15 just isn't worth it and I don't think i could do that so I'm out
>>22005129I would but that's not the established term.
