What kind of fucking MANIAC feels comfortable eating a headless chicken with a blown the fuck out gaping asshole? You can literally look inside the neck hole and the ANUS what the fuck.
>>22004151I like to fuck the gapehole then I eat it after then I sleep
>>22004151inb4
>>22004151Bachelor's handbag m8 good tucker get it up ya
>>22004151sometimes you get sick of cramming and want to be the crammer.
>>22004174what the fuck is that censored blurred garbage
>>22004174>newfag tourists are posting censored screenshots of 4chan posts on 4chanGod I hope you get yourself killed soon with that stupidity
>>22004228The other options readily available from googling "chicken on penis greentext" were either r*ddit webps, iFunny watermarks, or Facebook screenshots including the group it was posted to. Slim pickings
My mum. She ate it until her dying day. She was the last customer at Boston Market, which's corpse still stands in Oak Lawn.
>>22004257Did she eat the blown out chicken asshole?
>>22004151I get where you’re coming from, I always have a moment as I’m ripping the flesh from the chicken skeleton and pulling its limbs off where I think how savage it is to just absolutely destroy a creature.
>>22004151Americans don't know the joy of eating peruvian pollo a la brasa (literally roasted chicken)
>>22004933You don't know the joy of a good old Aussie charcoal chicken.
>>22004151i don't buy them because it's $8 for a whole chicken. need to make stock? fine, buy the raw whole chicken and do the whole thing from start to finish. want an expedient meal? spend a little extra and get a burger. want chicken, and specifically chicken? buy a bag of chicken tendies. there is no use case where i would ever want a rotisserie chicken over another option unless they were on sale. i say this as someone who has probably skewered at least 100 of these in his short time working food service years ago. maybe that sullied the experience, going out into the freezer in a short sleeved deli coat to skewer chickens and then hauling the cart of raw chickens back to the deli to rack in the oven. or having to clean the fuckin thing at the end of the night. do you know how hard it is to clean 12 HOURS of cooked on chicken grease? it's miserable. absolute misery.
>>22004933>>22004937these look pretty similar to an american dish we call "rotisserie chicken".
>>22004151mefaggots leave
>>22004151Maybe you should stick to chicken tendies with ranch sauce (for dipping). They can be easily purchased from mumma with your saved up good boy points. Just be sure not to mix up your soda bottles with your pissjugs.
>>22004151Posts like this are what happens when people don't know where their food comes fromGo eat your dino nuggies you sheltered pathetic little bitch
>>22004151What timing! I just saw this today and was curious about it. Might go back for it.
>this headless bird's gaping asshole is blown the fuck out
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>>22005674>$14 for a rotisserie chicken Who in the fuck is dumb enough to do that?
>>22004151My wife insists on buying whole chicken, and I have to spend at least 80% of my meal time picking out tiny bones that I don't like eating around, and another 15% of my time thoroughly chewing each bite to make sure I don't cut my throat with another bone. I only enjoy the remaining 5% of my time eating my meal because those bites, I've managed to avoid picking up any meat.Eating bone-in meat is so unsatisfactory, it feels like an entire meal has been wasted and I'm just eating for the sustenance, not the taste, texture, or mouthfeel. t. mom was a vegetarian and only cooked meat once every couple months
>>22004254You can convert webps to png
>>22004151
>>22005725if you’re truly rich you don’t care
>>22005674>white balsamic vinegar wat
>>22005846I guess that's a thing, I hadn't heard of it myself
