The best American cheese to ever exist.
>>22004258obsessed
>>22004245Cooper cheese is great but its distribution could use some work. Too many stores don't have it.
>>22004271they really are
>>22004308>no u!holy obsessed
>>22004325n-no u!oh no the bot is broken
>>22004383this thread is for the discussion of american cheese
>>22004245I don't buy cheese from big grocery stores i refuse
>>22004245Cooper is good shit
>>22004300they need a street team to go to grocery stores with samples for the deli managers.
>wegman'sYou're literally just doing training work for Palantir's systems for free by walking in there. Some day as a killdog has you pinned down and it's stapling your nerves because your eye movements raised a flag while watching future instagram reels, you'll regret having gone there instead of whole foods or fairway
>>22005186ah well, que sera sera
American cheese or American cheese?
>>22005187*queso sara saraZozzle
>>22005204It's probably a sign that I watch too much porn that the words in your post, in the order that you posted them, made me think of a vaguely hispanic looking, skinny, dark haired porn star doing a depraved act for a porn studio called "zozzle" renowned for its vaguely coercive yet surprisingly arousing solo theme sex videos. Also food and cooking.
>>22004245>The best American cheese to ever exist. That's not exactly a high bar is it?
>>22004245>$10/lb for american cheesewegmans cultists must hang
>>22005339To be fair, this can be an uncommon cheese, so if you find it somewhere, you may not have another option nearby.
>>22005213When it’s all you’ve got you defend it to death.
>>22005347most major chains will order anything if they dont stock it. and its corporate policy so you can complain and make them do it anyway. if the cheese is actually good, it will sell and they will keep carrying it.
>>22004245I'm not letting you bioscan me for some cheese Danny, you cocaine fueled ape
>>22005213>>22004258
The cooper black pepper cheese is very good. I like it with eggs and ham.
>>22005640Nah too much trouble.
>>22005640>most major chains will order anything if they dont stock it.not necessarily. especially not for deli. usually you have one main supplier, and one specialty supplier that gives you the prociutto and caviar and stuff. if you already have an american cheese from your main supplier there's no way you'd get another one from a competitor, even if you could, which you can't.
>>22005682everyone carries cooper cheese. takes 30 seconds for the deli manager to add it to the next order. if you want to waste your money at a stand alone boars head exclusive deli thats your problem.
>>22005201>Canned cheeseI am intrigued.
>>22005696I was too, but it's $33 + $13 chipping for one fuckin can and reports are that the cheese isn't good enough to be worth that. It's probably great stuff. Just not worth that premium
Behold
>>22005875unavailable outside st. louis
>>22005688>everyone carries cooper cheese.not true. probably regional. the deli i worked at had andrew & everett. never worked at the boar's head shill deli. we were a specialty food store that also carried imported products and specialty domestic regional products like pork roll from the northeast but we couldnt order coopers if we wanted to. it simply wasnt in the order guide.
>>22005201>Made by JessicaI am intrigued.
>>22005911obviously im talking about going to kroger instead of paying wegmans prices. not paying even more than wegmans so you dont have to go to 2 stores when shopping for raw truffles and japanese turnips.
>>22005875need
>>22005884Skill issue
>>22005927how so?
>>22004245>>22004271>>22004308>>22004315>>22004383>>22004384Go back to plebbit you moronic faggots.>>>/r/cheesefaggots
>>22005884Retard.https://www.instacart.com/products/66814238-provel-cheese
>>22005943try to buy it and you will see that it is false advertising and just leads you to searches for cheese by zip code.
>>22005943you posted a zip code that’s nowhere near me lol who’s the retard now
>>22005940uh oh brownoid melty
>>22005201this looks pretty good
>>22004245I like gouda cheese.
