What do you like to have on the plane? For me, it's wine and cyberpunk.
>>22005081Turn the light off you fucking selfish nigger
>>22005081Several of the airlines I use have this amazing cream sauce chicken breast.One of the few things that make the worst form of public transportation bearable.
>>22005122No. It's there, I'll damn well use it.
>>22005081
>>22005146Those Sabra hummus cups are such trashy slave slop but I'll be dammed if they don't hit the spot.
>>22005081Ok sweetie. Finish your wine and put away your performative accessory. it's time for bed
>>22005081Biscoff cookies and a cup of coffee if its a morning flight. Pretzels and water if its a later flight.
>>22005081i don't eat or drink on planes.
>>22005124>public transportation>have to pay for itit's private transportation, dingus.public stuff is free.
>>22005241You must not take very long flightsTry that on a 12+ hour flight.
>>22005246i don't eat or drink on planes.
>>22005244You can still pay to use public services. It just means it's tax payer subsidized.Amtrak for example is public transit even though tickets can range from $15-20 up to a few thousand dollars for a bedroom across the country.
>>22005248Just say you never fly, it's the truth.
>>22005251i don't eat or drink on planes.
>>22005246>You must not take very long flightsi have zero reason to travel to inferior countries.>>22005249>You can still pay to use public servicesthat's called being double taxed and is illegal.more people should refuse to pay.
>>22005081Green tea and Yuru YuriUntil some cabinet salesman on shrooms talks my ear off for the whole flight
>>22005249True. I used to pay 50 cents to take the city bus across town or home from school. Then $1.00, then a buck 25. Last time I took a bus it was almost $3.
>>22005254Basically every metro system in the developed world is tax payer subsidized, yet charges an individual fee for use.
>>22005258and nobody has brought them to court over it because people LOVE being taken for a ride.same reason mobile apps exist when the drive-thru was just fine.
>>22005263What lawyer in their right mind is going to say yup I'll take on a governmental backed system or a megacorp?
>>22005263You think no one, in the entire developed western world figured out they're being taxed AND charged for the metro? And you think thats somehow illegal...?
tom clancy novels and gin and tonics until I pass outt. flies business class a lot
>>22005081i prefer a safe landing at the intended destinationwithin a reasonable amount of time before/after what was planned, if i'm feeling fancy
>>22005244>public stuff is free.There's two different reasons why that isn't true. You pay for it with your taxes AND you pay for it again when you ride it.
>>22005081I have IBS so not a damn thing
>>22005532For me its the first part, but landing with plenty of enough time to get to your next terminal. I hate airports.
>>22005246Not that anon, but I frequently took 12-14 hour flights for work about 10 years ago, and figured out what worked best for me. Eat something at the airport that absolutely wont upset my stomach (mainly burgers), use the bathroom before boarding, then take my window seat and stay in it until the flight is over, sipping the bare minimum of water whenever my throat gets dry.
>>22005246I went to Japan, it was a 14 hour flight and I slept most of the way. I had eaten before
>Flying economyNo thanks
>>22005081The cheese sandwiches from KLM have never dissapointed me so far
Mdma or speed, just to freak myself out. And water.
>>22005263Do you get mad at the Post Office because you still have to buy stamps to mail a package? Retard.
>>22005782the perfect meal
>>22005222checked
>>22005910i get mad at everything
