A hungry wizard casts a hungry spell! You are now restricted to ONE foodstuff of your choosing. What is your decision?(Wizard graciously permits the use of salt, pepper, sugar & cooking oils but no fancy ethnic spices)
>>22005491cobb salad
>>22005491Assuming I magically get all the nutrients I need...I'm thinking chicken breast or beef tenderloin.
>>22005497The wizard attacks! You have failed to understand what ONE means. He opens a portal to a low-tier Italian chain restaurant, where you are forced to work until you die.
>>22005491Give me the eggs
>>22005491pizza
>>22005537> Foodstuff is defined as any substance consumed to provide nutritional support, encompassing both raw ingredients and processed products used in food production. The term generally refers to the raw material of food, such as staple items like flour, milk, or meat, before or after they have been processed into meals. The wizard strikes! Your body begins to enpurple and swell like Violet Beauregard. You will remain maidenless until the end of time.
>>22005508cobb salad flavoured sour cream limited edition
>>22005544Why did you ignore me???
>>22005501If this is the case I'd choose cheese. Hopefully I can have any cheese I want, but if not I'd choose low moisture mozzarella cheese sticks or swiss cheese.
>>22005513>>22005501The wizard admires your sagely cunning! "Ribbit," says he, "Croak." You have understood the assignment! He waves his frog wand and showers you with jewels and rubies. You are no longer gay.
>>22005568Yes! I did it!I've never done something right before!
>>22005569But wait! Your jollity and eagerness to celebrate has incensed the wizard! He hops around a circle of smoked Himalayan salt and summons a celebrity chef. "DO NOT PUSH ME," intones Marco Pierre White. "I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM. I CONTROL MYSELF VERY WELL." What is your next move?
>>22005491cabbage
>>22005544>Your body begins to enpurple and swell like Violet Beauregard. You will remain maidenless until the end of time.same as usual
>>22005578[x] genuflect
>>22005598The Abyssal Chef is emboldened by your beta deference. "HAVE YOU GOT ANY BOLLOCKS, YOU?" He yells in British."OR ARE THEY IN YOUR ARSE?!" You take 13 points of Psychic British damage at this outburst of '90s workplace abuse and will spend the next turn stunned & re-evaluating your career choices.
The frog smiles ruefully at your misfortune.
>>22005612>>22005616I FUZZED UP
I choose "cow"Note that this includes any bodily fluids they produce (milk)
>>22005707The amphibious sorcerer hastily rifles his way through a heavy tome marked 'RULEZ.' He blinks a wet, asymmetrical blink. Your visage begins to morph and transform - for your trickery you have been cursed with the countenance of a young fry cook! Your skin is greasy and riddled with pustules from months next to the fryers, your eyes sallow from constant energy drink abuse. Your hourly rate is below the legal minimum and the only time girls talk to you is when they want you to make them cheesy chips. Enjoy!
>>22005771I cast finger of death
>>22005491>A hungry wizard casts a hungry spellIt was your choice to smoke the wizard weed. He didn't put a gun to your head, did he?
I consulted the Oracle and she said a mono diet will gimp my stats in the long term. >Long-term negative effects of a single-food diet may include anaemia, osteoporosis, malnutrition, nutrient toxicities, muscle catabolism and more serious health conditions. Possible side effects are constipation, diarrhea, fatigue and exacerbated mood issues.[21] Some experts have noted that pursuing any kind of mono diet may be a sign of an eating disorder developing.[22But since I must choose a singular food stuff I choose the humble hen. Is there anything she can't do?
>>22005544raw cookie dough
>>22005491easy, potato. baked. brush it with olive oil, sprinkle with salt and pepper. no sneed for butter.
>>22005491P. cubensis
I choose the humble sweet potato x)
>ONE foodstuffThe hungry wizard herself. Bet you thought she was a man, didn't you? Fucking sexists.
