Watermelon threadWatermelons with seeds are superior to seedless. But even if you don't get the best watermelon, you can bring out its sweetness with a sprinkling of a tiny bit of salt. I like to use kosher salt because it's got the little flakes, and salt on a watermelon is good for a hangover in addition to the hydration it provides.
>>22005599>hangoverWeak minded addict
>>22005599Watermelons are a gay fruit with no flavor. I have not once, literally not a single time in my entire life, gotten a so-called ripe watermelon that wasn't all the shitty pith. The expected value of buying a watermelon is so fucking negative, that I'm convinced everyone else just pretends to like watermelons so they're not seen as racists.
Salt on watermelon pisses me off more than anything. Even pineapple on pizza faggots appear to be somewhat reasonable compared to salt on watermelon fucking lowlife morons
>>22005752The pearl clutching straight edge faggot was never welcome or well represented on 4chan. Where did you fucking losers come from. Probably muslim
>>22005770>baseless conjecture
>>22005599Shalom
>>22005759Sorry that all the watermelon that you've eaten were complete garbage, it's easily the best melon. It's also surprisingly nutritious for being mostly water. It is also a good source of citrulline, which helps with erectile dysfunction.
>>22005767Quentin got a pretty warm welcome from some people. but for the most part you are right
>>22005767>Yeah dude, us 4channers(tm) are such edgy badasses bro!! We're like, cool and really popular and we like to drink and do drugs and shit!! Bro it's so cool dude, this anime website is for total punk rock chads like me!! Haha Kill yourself, legitimately.
>>22005759it's not often you get awestruck by the retardation of a post nowadays