The most perfect and simple snack in the world. No comparison. It's the healthiest and most satisfying by far.
>soybean oil>healthy
>>22006009Are you some retarded white woman? Celery and cream cheese is nothing special.
>>22006013that's cream cheese not mayo
>>22006023Oh I thought it was ranch haha.Carry on.
this but with peppers
yeah marshmallow fluff on pear slices is pretty great
I thought it wsa creme fraiche.
>>22006009Mogged
>>22006009celery is a carcinogen. it's full of nitrates destorying your colon. if you want to die you might as well eat tasty cured deli meats instead
>>22006009>fat and watertastes good but nutritionally empty>>22006059>fat and protein and waterthere you go
I ate some celery & peanut butter once Spat it out Fucking disgusting, who would do this?
>>22006081Eating nitrate-rich vegetables alone isn't an issue.Eating them along with proteins which allow them to form nitrosamines is a problem.
>>22006055Is it OK to drizzle with a little honey?
>>22006041a thinking man ova here
>>22006173You’re a woman or a twink
>>22006081Fucking CELERY is a carcinogen now?What the fuck is left? Broccoli?
>>22006013Kek it's crazy how most people think that all of these products are healthy. All of the Hummus, super food omega canned fish (in oil), roasted vegetable jars, dips are full of bad oils. I found olive oil mayonnaise a while ago which was 5x the price of regular, and not ever that great
>>22006081Why are cold cuts full of naughty nitrates?
>>22006009Celery has nitrates so... don't abuse it
>>22006009anything on celery is hot garbage and disgustingly vile.
>>22006677>What the fuck is left? Broccoli?Yeah, if you like cyanide and iodine deficiency
>>22006009>no olivesFaggot, you had one job
>>22006009similar but peanut butter and raisins ("flies on a log")
>>22006009Is that cream cheese? I've had celery and peanut butter a bunch.
>>22006025Ranch usually has flecks in it. From pepper and probably dill.
>>22006677Penis
>>22006114You nutrient obsessed faggots suck absolutely all the enjoyment out of food.
>>22006009just eat plain celery you fucking baby
>>22008388just drink water you bitch fetus
>>22007772Would a peanut butter and celery and banana sandwich work?
>>22007787>he prefers yummy food over nutrient dense food>>22007777checked
>>22006055I finally have a chance to post this meme>>22006677I mean we've always had the puzzle peices to put together but nobody's ever outright said it. I haven't looked into it but I'd venture to guess you'd have to eat like 10 pounds of celery to match the nitrite content of a single hot dog
>>22007052theyre actually good for you
>>22006009I prefer pouring some of this in there. Nearly a zero calorie snack.
>>22006009Celery tastes absolutely vile. No matter what you slather it in, that won't change.
