What do you get at the fair?
>>22007547I don't think I've gone to the fair since like before 2010
elephant ear. pulled pork sandwich. hit fudge sundae
>>22007547Shaved ice
>>22007547deep fried butter and a giant strawberry sundae
>>22007547Chlamydia.
>>22007547Corn dog. Lots of corn dogs. It's the one time of the year I eat my weight in corn dogs. I enter fair and go for corndog. I walk around the stupid 3d printed tables and then go get another corn dog. I'll then load up on jellys, jams, honey, spice mixes from the nice old ladies. I then go get another corn dog and pass more shitty 3d print tables making my way to the leather works. I try on belts and look and over priced handmade knifes. I'll then meet up with my family for lunch. I get a corn dog and sneek bites of funnel cake from mom. We then browse around once more and I pick up my kettle corn. Before we leave I get a corn dog for the road. See you next year corn dog.
>>22007547Fried clams and fried shrimp are of interest to me.
>>22007547Funnel cakes are the shit and there's nowhere else you can get them.
Smiley Pies
>>22007547nothing because everything costs 3x more than it should instead of only 1.5x.
>>22007547Funnel cake and bbq parfait
>>22007547One humble turkey leg please.
>>22007662you can make them at home. its just deep fried pancake batter
>>22007729Its not the same experience. The setting matters.
>>22007731if you listened to people like that you’d cook everything at home and never leave your house except for groceries
>>22007644you wish life was wild
>>22007547drunk
>>22007662My local race track has them and they're bigger than the paper plate they serve them on.
>>22007547elephant ears and cotton candy. Curly fries always come out too greasy, sadly.
>>22007547I met my first girlfriend at a rodeo on the state fairgrounds. She was working at a hotdog stand and asked me out. I was a freshman in high school and she was in 8th grade. I was a total autismo but was good looking. I got to second base with her on top of the pool table in my parents basement. Then we broke up shortly after because my autism was too strong. I found out later my younger brothers were spying on us fooling around on the pool table and told my parents.
>>22007919I also meant to add that my favorite fair food is those tom thumb donuts because I like to set in a autismo trance while watching the machine make them
>>22007547BBQ beef sandwich, rootbeer, mini donuts.
>>22007563I havent gone to the fair since I was happy.
beer nuts and corn dogs
>>22007647>Ketchup>Not one thin line of mustard down all four sidesAMATEURYOU SHAME THE CORN DOG GUILD
scared of natives and ghetto men
>>22008031Mustard taste like shit.
>>22007647Why'd she do it?
Hot dog. Corndog.
Are carnies cool people?
>>22007563Last fair I went to was in 2007 in Lanquin, Guatemala and the best buy was guaro served in plastic baggies with a straw. We got drunk and watched bull riding.
>>22007644This anon knows what’s up>go to bumfuck nowhere county fair>hang out at the beer garden all day>pick up sluts with abuse issues and meth addictions>feel the crotchburn a few days laterLiving the flyover dream
>>22008070Some.
>>22007547Shark on a stick and kangaroo bites, turkey leg, first year the dispensary is down the road so it's gonna be tasty on that end. RIP my pants.
