My neighbors and I are hosting a black party for our street in a lower middle class suburban neighborhood. What are some things that we should have at this party?
Sausage rolls.
>>22009239guns
definitely fried chicken and watermelon
COCA COLA!!!!!
>>22009239Buldak Ramyun Noodles by Samyang is always a good choice. I recommend Carbonara (the pink package) for first-timers.
>>22009239rubenesque caucasian women
>>22009239lawry's seasoned salt
Unironically black people like watermelons (I live in a mostly black area) but if you're very very white (culturally) it might be a little questionable to roll out a cooler full of sliced watermelon upon arrival in a black neighborhood because, depending on the way you frame it, it could be considered a stereotype or an attempt at making a joke about black people foodPotato salad, mac n cheese, bratwurst, burgers, grilled chicken, I'd probably go with something like that
loaded nachos
>>22009239devilled eggs easy mode, just slop the shit in a giant bowl and add a fuckton of crusty bread slices to spread or dip
Beef ribs in bbq sauce, bags of takis, sides of mac n cheese.
>>22009239
>>22009239uzis
>>2200923940oz of malt liquor, crack, Hennessy, ham hock, baked Mac and cheese, fried okra
>>22009239Wait...So when my coworkers say they had a block party, THIS is what they mean?Holy shit. Here I was getting all jealous and shit. Thanks again 4chan!
>>22009239There is something about "conversation circles" that is incredibly unattractive. Everyone involved loses 2 or 3 points.
>>22009387You have no friends at all, do you.
>>22009260Had a conversation with my mutt friend about thisThe whole "watermelon and fried chicken is racist" trope is bullshit, cause again, the combo is AMAZING. Hot, salty protein paired with a cool, sweet fruit on the side? 10/10. Are we supposed to start getting angry when someone brings sauerkraut with bratwursts too?People have to stop being so sensitive ffs (not you specifically, just people in general)
>>22009484The whole world is my enemy.
>>22009874that means you're the problem.time to get a rubber room and a slot for the food tray, anon.
>>22009244
>>22009239>OH N--
>>22009484Fuck you bitch. You don't know anything about me
>>22009866Yeah people who get offended over food are morons. Or virtue signaling. Usually both.
>>22009866Your response actually serves as a great example of the contrast I'm talking about. You're looking for a way to express disrespect without being called out on it, and so you are always on the lookout for loopholes, apparent inconsistencies, and weak rules that you can game, because your intention is not to connect but rather to be a dick and then say "oh you're being so oversensitive, ha ha, gotcha! I am very smart!"To reiterate what I already said: watermelon COULD be considered disrespectful, depending on you. In your case, I would advise against it, because you seem like the kind of guy who just radiates disrespect everywhere he goes. So even if you had the best intentions (which you do not), it may not go over very well.Bratwurst would be a good analogy if this was like, an allied country in the 1940s and ethnic germans were perceived as a threat or a subversive element. Possibly, it would be received as a gesture of kindness. Or, it might be seen as a subtle threat. It really depends on the person giving the food.Just like with words, some things with food have more or less baggage associated with them, depending on the person using them, and their perceived intentions. Like a weak version of the n-word. It can be used in a friendly way, in certain contexts. Or it can be seen as hurtful, disrespectful, or even threatening. It depends on too many things for there to be a simple hard and fast rule. Which is why people often just say "white people shouldn't use the n-word". That's not really always the case, but it's simpler than trying to spell out a strict set of rules that always work for all people in all situations. Because obviously, there will be people like you who will try to game the rules, so you can start trouble and then accuse the other side of that which you are guilty of.
>>22009239Olde English 800
>>22010138You use 4chan and seem insecure. That is all we need.
>>22010187
>>22010163>watermelon COULD be considered disrespectfulno, it can'tits a fucking fruitfuck offkill yourself and every other piece of shit over sensitive garbage "human" i have to share this planet withbetter yet just blow the whole piece of shit upsick and god damned tired of you useless sacks of crap excuse for a species
>>22010325You sound gay
>>22010325I have something you may like:psychologytoday.com slash us slash therapistsUse the "filter" option and you can quickly find the right kind of help, for example in my area there are at least 4 people with the combination of skills you'd find most helpful
I live in America, I'm from Europe and I used to date a black girl from the American South.My mother came from the old country to visit once and during her stay, we went to a mall. She was hungry so we stopped at the food court, which had a fried chicken place. She was upset my ex wouldn't eat the fried chicken with her. We tried to explain the chicken and watermelon stereotype and how she'd eat both at home and loves them but she's just about the only black person in that mall right now, surrounded by white people, and she didn't want to look like a stereotype."Basically, I'm worried about looking like a nigger."And without skipping a beat, my mum replied in her broken English >then call me a nigger because those things are delicious and I'll eat them when I wantThat kind of took my ex aback but she knew how it was meant to come across (as "who cares what people think? do you") and being who she is, my mother speaks plainly.
>>22009239Pinwheels.
>>22010345The fried chicken stigma comes from a hilariously racist old silent film where after the american civil war, negroes (actually white actors in blackface) are allowed to be in parliament and they all have their feet up on the table and are making a huge mess eating fried chicken and throwing the bones everywhereLater there is a depiction of a gang rape of a white woman by a group of freedmenMost people today don't even know the film but the lore and its resentment have been passed through the generations
>>22009239>My neighbors and I are hosting a black party>black partyFreudian slip.You already know what to expect, just stay inside and lock your door.
>>22010344I laughed quite a bit
>>22010189Fuck you bitch
>>22009256yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>22010325>kill yourself and every other piece of shit over sensitive garbage "human" i have to share this planet with>better yet just blow the whole piece of shit up>sick and god damned tired of you useless sacks of crap excuse for a species
>>22010325You're responding to an AI post.
>>22009239>lower middle classKnoxville TN?
>>22010163You are fundamentally right and I agree with your points (all of which book down to life ° subjective experience). However, i perceive you are reading a bit too much into the anon. I doubt this guy >>22010325 is the same anon. But, if he is, then that response speaks for itself
>>22010325>>22011039Very normal and very sane responses
Balsamic vinegar spinach salad. Mostly everyone will grab a bowl so the can eat the junk food guilt free. The vinegar aids digestion too.
>>22011039/pol/ has rotted your mind
