>be a fat retard>die to lemonade
I really don't get how you can drink a lethal amount of caffeine even if it's a sugary drink, you're gonna have fucking panic attacks just drinking 400mg of caffeine in a few minutes, surely you'd slow down after your heart starts racing and you start feeling high strung over everything
>>22009507That girl who died had a known heart condition and she didn't realize she would get blasted with that much caffeine
>>22009507Not if you slam it in one gulp
>lemonade :)>lemonade: american style >:(
>>22009505>>be a fat retarddo americans really?
>>22009516Lemonade is already American-style by default you retard
>>22009518careful not to die to lemonade
>>22009505who expects a cup of lemonade to have the equivalent caffeine of four cups of coffee? most people don't know what 390mg of caffeine means. soda used to be seen as an energy boost when it only had like 40mg of caffeine per 12oz, and that's not even condering that a serving of soda used to be 6oz so it was basically like a cup of green tea. people are going way overboard on caffeine these days and it's causing difficulties trying to cram it all up my ass.
people have died from far less. Some people die from nothing. They just fall over one day for no reason at all.
>have lifelong heart condition>do not check what "charged lemonade" is>die>panera removes it, never sells it againI will never be able slam heart-stoppingly caffeinated lemonade with my lunch. its so over caffeine bros
>>22009505Such a good deal with the Unlimited Sip Club. Only reason to have that membership honestly. Even after the girl died they still sold it, but they sold it from behind the counter like it was a fucking firearm.
>>22009505I'm glad this happened btw, I wish it increased
>>22009536finally some wisdom
>>22009505One 30 oz is nearly the maximum daily recommended intake.
>>22009507>I really don't get how you can drink a lethal amount of caffeineadd powdered caffeine to a glass of water.drink it.die.
I'm still shocked any Panera has these things as self serve when the vast majority of them hide the lemonade and regular green tea behind the counter
>>22009507>Existing high blood pressure>Chromosomal disorder>Avoided energy drinks>Consumed three larger servings back-to-back >Have heart attackAt least for the middle-aged guy that died, it wasn't so much from a lethal amount of caffeine but the sudden influx of caffeine just fucked his already weak heartJust like alcoholics. A lot of time they don't die from "too much booze", but shit like a heart attack or kidney disease that was made worse by the vodka.
>>22009536I have to take around 600-800mg to feel any overtly noticeable effect from caffeine, but I'm a long term amphetamine user.
>>22009507I remember I had the strawberry mint for the first time before the deaths, halfway through I was jittery and anxious I knew it was fucking LOADED with caffeine since I'm normally fine with a daily energy drink, was impossible to finish because it tasted like ass warm and watered down with melted ice
>>22009505That's about double the amount of caffeine that energy drinks have. It's not surprise that it killed a few tards.Tards don't know any better you know.
>>22009869>not surprise*no surprise
>>22009507back when I was younger and more impulsive I would buy caffeine-enhanced pre-workout powders and one time I took too much and my skin was tingling all day and I felt like I was having a prolonged multi-hour heart attack, concentrated caffeine is no joke, I'd like to see the op chug a liter of that stuff and see if he's still a tough guy
>>22009505I took over a gram of caffeine once. It just sucks.Your eyes feel grainy and you're jittery and restless.It's just uncomfortable.
>>22009505What is with this trend of caffeinating everything? Does it make people better goycattle?
>>22009507That's only like 3-4 cups of coffee lol. Some people just need to buck up and strap in.
>>22009993Having caffeine makes a person spend more money. It's to encourage impulse spending.
>>22009993The explosion of phones and digital entertainment has been a disaster for humanity. People sleep less and have way more fragmented sleep now. The fix for that is dumping caffeine in your body.
>>22009993Welcome to the new upside down world of new addiction tolerance. Smoking cigarettes and drinking black coffee bad but vaping poison and normalizing having millenials/zooms/alpha starting in their preteens drink 2 monser/day is cool.
>>22009537trust the science
>>22009536It's only about 10% more caffeine by volume. But it doesn't have the built in moderation that sipping hot coffee does compared to chugging a refreshing cold lemonade, likely while you're walking back and forth through hot parking lots.>>22009993Keep the slaves working longer, sleeping less, and hopped up on chemicals to keep them working harder.
>>22009536Yup, a lot of stores also had free refills and put it next to the regular juices/soft drinks, not the coffee.Basically encourages someone to chug a full one while they eat, then grab a refill on the way out.
>>22009507I drink a 200mg of caffeine energy drink in one gulp, if they mixed up the bags that day and put 2000mg in it I wouldn't know I was in for some pain for like 20 minutes.
>>22009536I was going to agree that it's like twice minimum what you'd get in a "strong" energy drink, but the serving size is nearly a litre. So yeah 3 cups of coffee in volume
>>22009907Caffeine is literally the worst drug for overdosing (I don't mean like a real OD, but merely deciding to blast like 450mg instead of 200mg), literally zero extra benefit and yeah you get shit like itchy fucking eyeballs. Worse than moderately over abusing actual amphetamines or "real" stimulants (I'm sure they eventually win out in long term harm at comensurate overusage though)
>>22009993For a start it's a very easy, cheap way of spicing up a product
>>22009993>trend of caffeinating everything>trendYou missed the outright moral panic of energy drinks and alco-pops in the 90s and early 2000s. Look up Four loko sometime.
>>22010084Severe caffeine overdose is a worse experience than datura. I've tried both. The hallucinations might be more real on datura but take 5 grams of caffeine then it's your whole week full of panicky paranoia and seeing shadowmen. it just lasts and lasts.
>>22010217>it's your whole week full of panicky paranoia and seeing shadowmen.what?? caffeine has a short half life. the OD symptoms are basically done after an hour
>>22009507there's people really this weak? do you eat your rice with water?
>>22010227I don't know the chemistry, just personal experience.
>>22010227that's not how it works. there's a reason people go through days or weeks of withdrawal symptoms when they suddenly stop caffeine. caffeine has a six hour half life anyway, maybe you're thinking of nicotine which is shorter. but it also breaks down into things that have longer half lives and the effects it had on your body don't just immediately disappear.
>>22010006>drinking black coffee badLiterally who on earth says this, holy strawman Batman
>>22009510because she was stupid.
Caffeine does nothing for me, I've drunk coffee energy drinks whatever, it just doesn't do a single motherfucking thing. I feel the exact same.
>>22010217>take 5 grams of caffeine then it's your whole week full of panicky paranoia and seeing shadowmenHey bro, just because you can't handle your shit don't project your gay fantasies onto me
>>22010259Get out of your house more, I can't count enough times I was patronized by some tard about how black coffee is "bad for your teeth or "makes your breath smell bad" or "did you know black coffee causes ulcers" bullshit while minding my own business.
>>22009510The amount of caffeine is clearly printed right on the front of the dispenser.
>>22009788I actually tried this once, I added 1/32 teaspoon of anhydrous caffeine to a liter of water. Made the water actually undrinkable, didn't even get the first sip down. Pure caffeine is incredibly bitter.
>>22009507Anon how quickly do you think caffeine is absorbed into the bloodstream?Even on an empty stomach you'd have a good thirty minutes from your first sip before you felt anything at all. Plenty of time to slam an entire cup of something you thought was regular lemonade
>>22009505>not recommended for children, weenies, weak men, women
>>22009505why are the first two charged lemonade but the third is charged splashthat fucking annoys me for some reason
>>22009507Caffeine stops my panic attacks. Check mate.
>>22009902Lmao you sound like a pussy.
