McDonnell's lifehacks yo.The secret to getting fresh fries all the time:>go to McD>order fries>one NO SALT PLS >one regular pls>pay both>get order>because they got the NO SALT order, they had to make a fresh batch of fries>both orders are piping hottt>simply throw away the NO SALT fries>eat delicious piping jot salty fries
>>22009546i got a job at mcdonald's just so i could prepare an order of unsalted fries for myself then i quit and crammed the entire building including all the employees up my ass
>>22009555Seems legit
nah we got an air fryer now and that shit slaps
>>22009546>worker scoops salted fries from the current batch>sets them aside to get cold while preparing the unsalted batchCongrats, you just paid twice as much for even worse fries
>>22009560I usually check fry temp and I send them back if not piping
>>22009560OP here I'm literally shaking rn this is bullshit right?
>>22009575cold fries here, yup.
>>22009582I'll have mom sue them
>>22009546I just ate a small bag of McD fries, just wen medieval on them, murdered them, I had to sleep for like 5 hours aftert. McD CEO
>>22009546jokes aside, asking for no salt fries used to work but after everyone learned you can do that they just started keeping unsalted fries in their own warmer. they will spit in your food if you ask for unsalted fries even if they have a warmer just because they have so much disdain for people who ask for unsalted fries with the expectation that it'll make them do more work without any benefits.working at a fast food place fucking sucks, I stopped buying fast food because I don't want to support the businesses and give the employees more work when it never translates to an increase in their salary
>>22009556Hes the HamAssburglar
>>22009546or I could just go somewhere that doesn't have shit fries
>>22009546This entire post is Facebook, Reddit and Ebonics all rolled into one.
>>22009546You’re ten years behind the rest of the world, Jamal.
>>22009698>>22009701My posting is phresh
>>22009559>nah>air fryer>slaps>zero capitalization or punctuation.I couldn't hate you more, zoomer incel faggot.
>>22009563No you don't. Even if people did this, which they wouldn't, it'd just be people IN the store, which is unlikely.
>>22009546uhhh couldn't you just ask for unsalted fries and salt them on your own?
>>22009739
>>22009546>Go to McDonald's >Order a small soda>Sit on a table >Scout for tables with families or with no fat people >Wait for them to finish eating >When they stand and leave rush to their table to eat the leftover burger, fries, nuggers and icecream
>>22009739This site belongs to us now grandpa. Booyaka.
A lot of McDonalds just never salt their fries at all because of you faggots.
>>22009670a great way to increase your salary is to get a better job
>>22009670>unsalted fries in their own warmerAre you retarded? When people request trash like this they just toss it back into the deep fryer for a few moments.>cue boomer rant about how fast food workers should be PROUD of their WORKyeah just kill yourself you dumbass fuck
>>22009748people that eat at mcd's bus their own trays and clean up after themselves.if you don't, you're the odd man out, anon.it's not like whataburger or chik-fil-a where they have people doing that.
>>22009752you'll never have this site, anon.you have no idea what you've stepped in.
>>22009670>the expectation that it'll make them do more worknobody thinks like this except for those that are emotionally broken and refuse to fix it due to their narcissism (less than 0.01% of the population [good thing too or we'd have to start killing those types since they are nothing but problems for themselves and others]).sane people just want fresh fries and realize there is no such thing as "working more" when your work is scheduled and not piece work.hope this helps!
>>22009740I open the bag while in the drive in
>>22009794>there is no such thing as "working more" when your work is scheduled and not piece work.Zoomers have to take a mental health day once every 3 full days of work
I like wen eat McDonnell nurgarsYummers
>>22009748kek, but for peak performance you have to rush so hard that you'd obstruct their way out and start eating in front of them, while maintaining direct eye contact with the children
>>22009697No you can't
>>22009739not that anon but im 45 and ive got a air fryer and that shits bussin
>>22009778Who started us on this path towards the bottom? Fast food workers use to have pride in their work. Did the workers start slacking first, or did the employers start penny pinching?
>>22009739i type like this because its easy engagement baitalways get a reply or too from somebody like youin almost any other instance i type and spell perfectly
>>22009987They aren't getting paid enough and customers are more likely to be absolutely vile shitheads for no reason these days.
My mom used to do this thing where any time she'd go somewhere with fries she'd ask for them well done. So embarrassing.
>>22010063Did you ever think she did it for you? She embarrassed herself to distract from the fact you're an embarrassment. That's love and kindness.
>>22010066No it was for her. I don't want my fries burnt.
>>22010081No, you are the embarrassment, not your order. You as a person. So she did something silly she she'd be the focal point.
>>22010083She would have me place the order every time
>>22010083you did something silly because you're the fecal point
>>22009560KWAB OP got BTFOplus, it's 2026. are there even any McDonalds in western countries where the employees aren't totally worthless and would actually honor your request?
>>22010145>white
>>22009794>nobody thinks like this except for those that are emotionally brokenthankfully, McDonald's employees are usually so full of joy and warmth, this will never happen
>>22010145You're brown
>>22009546first this is not a hack.second workers now about this, and just give you regular fries.third have you tried just asking for fresh fries?
>>22010274>third have you tried just asking for fresh fries?i do this while handing them a quarter and winking and clicking my tongue and pointing at them with a finger gun and they throw the quarter back at me and ask me to leave
>>2200973935 here, and verily thus I doth declare that shit to be mid.
>>22009661I'm gonna save the rest of this fry for dinner later
>>22010337It's a fine product
>>22010362for you
>>22009739hahahahahahyour old
>>2200985339 year old here, air dryers slap yo fr fr
>>22010389How else would you dry your clothes? Retard boomer.
>>22009546Just ask for fresh fries. They have a tag they can add to an order to make sure the fries are fresh. Send them back if they're not.
Buy cavendish frozen fries.Fry in tallow.Toss with salt.Unless you are more retarded than McDonald's employees.
>>22009796you seem like the kind of guy who gets pubes and spit in their food
>Free Fries any size>With a minimum order of $5FUCK BURGER KING HAS GONE TOO FUCKING FAR. NUKE OBAMA
>>22009796good practice. I'd say 75% of the time, they screw up something on my order.
>>22009739>old ass seething boomerlmao you're gonna be dead in like 5 years maximagine being old as shit and still browsing 4chan lol actually pathetic. also>hating on air fryersyou're old AND retarded, what a combo
Why not order no salt and bring your own salt? Can probably make your own shake shake blend
>>22009739>zero capitalization or punctuationYou didn't even touch a computer until after 2001, kill yourself.
>>22009796Yeah right. You would never.>>22010866I built a computer in the mid-90s to visit BBS computers. Back then there were rules and respect and you pieces of shit wouldn't have been granted access.
>>22009546If you don't specify WHOLE ONION, you won't actually get a Flying Dutchman at In-N-Out. And always get the Fries Well Done, they're mid standard. The Kona Coffee is more than decent if it's fresh, too.
>>22010947pretty much all kona coffee is only 10% kona beans lol
>>22010931>built
>>22011034People have been saying they built computers for decades. Nobody thought it meant invented from scratch. Do better. Fart harder.
>>22009546>Order fries, no salt>????>Receive hot fries.Is it really that hard to explain?
>>22011037Lurk more newfriend
>>22010741I pay for salt, I will get my salt
If you go to chick fil a and they ask for your name, give them a Hebrew name and you get access to the secret menu.
I worked at mcdonald's and we would just make stuff fresh if people requested it, including fries. This was over ten years ago though.
>>22011322Why lie on the internet?
