>cheaper than smoked salmon>taste the same>identical MOUTHFEELWhen did you take the smoked trout pill?
How do they smoke if they don't have lungs?
>>22009596I would rather livestream myself buying a dildo at a sex shop than feel the grimy jewishness of secretly buying smoked salmon
>>22009596they do not taste the samealso, in my country, smoked salmon goes for $33 per kilo, while trout is $49>>22009632the only thing jewish about smoked salmon or trout is that jews are pretending that its part of their culturl heritage
>>22009621Stupid question.Obviously they use chewing tobacco
>>22009596The word you were looking for is texture, imbecile.
>>22009749texture can be touched with the hand. mouthfeel can only be feeled in the mouth.
>cheaper than smoked salmonFucking where? >taste the sameOh, you're an idiot. Carry on.I prefer smoked trout to salmon but I hate hate hate hate hate how much more expensive it is.
>>22009749Nope. For example, buy some Optic White mouthwash. It starts out thin like any mouthwash but as you swig it, it gets thicker and thicker. That's an example of changing mouthfeel.
>>22009596How is it cheaper than salmon? What planet are you living on? Salmon is pretty much the cheapest fish in the world right now.
>>22009779Ill ass feel you with my cock texture
>>22009596I like smoked trout more than smoked salmon. My local market stopped carrying it. Sad
>>22009922Why are you sad? What happened?Is there anything I can do to help?
>>22009929Are you an idiot?
>>22009929Tell my local market to start carrying smoked trout again, plz. Thanks.
>>22009946Go catch a trout. It's so easy. 4 lb test line, small hook, bobber and set it about 2 feet off the bottom
>>22009930Not cool>>22009946I'll try to ask themYou can count on me
>>22009857>Salmon is pretty much the cheapest fish in the world right now.I can tell that you do not buy or eat seafood often. Salmon is not even remotely close to the cheapest. It's $6ish per pound. I can get pilchards for less than a third that price.
>>22010008Thank you.>>22009947But I have bucks now and no fishies.
does anyone fridge cure salmon on trout? it looks pretty easy especially for weird bachelors with empty fridges like most of /ck/ probably is
>>22010091*salmon or trout
>>22010044Actually, the villagers in north maluku can get fish for far less than what you pay in your european fish markets, so it is evident to everyone on the internet that you don't even know what fish look like let alone taste like. Pathetic. You have now been utterly humiliated, I win!
>>22010100You're not very smart nor are your very good at this.
are there any lesser known fatfish similar to trout and salmon
>>22010111Arctic char. You can get it in northern finland. Tastes kinda like fried bologna.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arctic_char
>>22009669They even call it lox, and the word for salmon in the germanic languages is lax, laks or some variation. They just claimed it as their own just like falafel.
>>22010106You're correct, I am not very good at acting like a moron on the internet. I defer to your experience on that one. Is that what they call "method acting"? Probably not because it's not acting, in your case.
>>22009779>implying things that can be licked cannot be touched and vice-versa
>>22010166You are not very smart at all.
>>22009779Mouthfeel just sounds like something a 6 year old who can't articulate themselves would say. It's basically combination of texture and flavor. And the fact you say "feeled" instead of felt means you're too retarded to describe anything properly.
>>22010335>It's basically combination of texture and flavor.It's very much not. This isn't like ew mommy, where another word already fits the meaning (savoury). Mouthfeel is unrelated to taste and often not even related to texture.
>>22010159i am quite aware, i am from scandinavia and do not trust "god's chosen people" unless merited -the jerusalem post (if i remember well) had an article not long ago about how pizza has its origins in jewish tradition, which is pretty wild
>>22010351Then what is it?>>22010355Yeah i'm from the swedish west coast and to imply smoked salmon is jewish is insulting
>>22010351>Mouthfeel is unrelated to taste and often not even related to texture.This. Tannic is neither a flavour nor a texture. It's usually associated with bitter food but not always. Something can be sweet and tannic. It's a sensory dealy since it binds to salivary proteins and creates a mouthfeel of dryness even if your mouth is full of liquid at the time.
>>22010357>what is it?Often, it's a trigeminal sensory perception. Like how something minty feels cold, something effervescent feels prickly or >>22010359's example of tannin as a "sensory dealy". There's no taste or textural difference between plain carbonated water and plain still water. That difference is mouthfeel.
>>22010363>texturalYou mean handfeel. You fucking idiot.
>>22010363>There's no taste or textural difference between plain carbonated water and plain still water.so you're saying that having a lot of holes in your water doesnt change the overall textureof the water?bad example>>22010357>i'm from the swedish west coastbuddy eww j/karctic norway here, god aften kompis
>>22010372Your penis is very familiar with handfeel and a stranger to vaginafeel.
>>22010378Sorry I made you brainfeel enough to lash out. Hopefully you didn't have bad anusfeel from the shitting you did when typing this post out.
>>22010376Try this: plug up your nose and eat a spoonful of grated apple, a spoonful of grated potato and a spoonful of grated onion. At that point, the only difference you can tell between them would be mouthfeel. The texture is the same (pulpy) and the taste is removed but you'll notice the tannic properties of raw potato and the sulfurous property of raw onion. The only one you might have to guess with is apple since it would be lack both. This is a famous experiment developed at the Monell Center, where the chemical senses are studied, including the trigeminal sense IE mouthfeel
>>22010386Exactly. Closer your eyes and have some rub a feather on your skin, then get them to rub thorns on your skin. You'll straight away the difference in skinfeel
>>22009922>I like smoked trout more than smoked salmonSame. I think maybe trout isn't as fatty.
>>22010386Have you ever noticed that when you listen to Brahms, then you listen to Five Finger Death Punch it's a completely different earfeel?
>>22010386Have you noticed the difference in eyefeel when you look at a summer scene, then you look at a winter scene?
>>22010403>>22010401>>22010390>no brainfeel
>>22010403I much prefer the footfeel of grass compared to concrete
>>22010409are they cold or hot? cold concrete rules
>>22010417Sorry I was on about texture footfeel, not temperate footfeel.
>>22009728then why isn't it called chewed trout?
>>22009596I dont eat Trash Fish
>>22010376God afton norrbagge. Eller snarare god morgon om du läser detta,
>>22009596salmon and trout are in the same family.
>>22010557So are you and chimpanzees.
>>22009621Through the gills
>>22009632>>22009669>>22010159genuinely how mentally ill can you be that random foods make you bring up jewish conspiracies unprompted? in real life, you do randomly talk about how the holiday dinner you are having with your family is achually a jewish plot?
>>22010730>random foodsthe foods they pretend to have created, e.g. "smoked salmon" as per in the OPin real life, do you randomly not pay attention to the conversation you're responding to, or is it all the time?
>>22010738I have never in my life heard anyone say jews created smoked salmon. do you just hang around synagogues and wait for them to claim they made something?
>>22010742>do you just hang around synagogues and wait for them to claim they made something?if that was the case, and the jews in question claimed to have invented pasta, would you believe me if i told you? or would you call me crazy?clearly the latter, because i already told you about the pizza thingjust go to a website with "jewish/israeli" recipes, you're almost bound to find something that's not fitting the description so anywayshow old were you when your brain stopped developing?
>>22010749>UHHHH AHCUALLY SPERGING OUT ABOUT DUH JEWISH CONSPIRACY OF SMOKED SALMON IS VERY HIGH IQwe really need a keep /pol/ on /pol/ rule. your brains are all mush. NEVER seen an intelligent one of you.
>>22010752you dont need to go to /pol/ to notice this phenomenon - case in point: me, i've never been on theree.g. you can go to the jerusalem post and read all about the jewish origins of pizzalike i've mentioned two times already in this threadOR you can just keep posting and pretending that it is not a real thing and look like an ass kissing another ass
>>22009854That's consistency
>>22010969It literally changes from one mouthfeel to another. It's not consistently anything. >>22010749>jews… claimed to have invented pastaThey do, actually. Read an article in the… Jerusalem Post, I think? Making such a claim.
>>22011070>consistentlyRetard. See any manner of these >>22010423Then fuck yourself
>>22011081>getting upset over an obvious joke I see you're consistently retarded. Where's your adult?
>>22011088I'm not upset you lesbian
>>22011091No one said you were, Corky. Goddamn, you got Down syndrome so bad, you're coming back up over the horizon. >me>a lesbianI drive an utterly ancient diesel Golf, not some model of Subaru.
>>22010159With lots of schmear
>>22011097You have a silver bush and make omelettes out of your menstruation
>unironically eating water niggersTerrestrialchads only
>>22011070couldn't find that article unfortunatelybut searching on their site is a bit shit, because every search includes the snippets linking to other articles - e.g. 'pizza' as a search term gives literally anything since recently some guy at pizza hut got shotthere is, of course, a non-zero chance it got [redacted]here's the pizza origin article, if anyone is curioushttps://www.jpost.com/food-recipes/article-695956
>>22011695PS:browsing through their articles, i can see they are very good at promoting new restaurantsvery enticing picturesyou most certainly won't go hungry during a visit to "the land of milk and honey", even if you are a picky eaterunless you forgot to bring payment options, obviously
>>22011070Look at this retard who doesn't know the difference between consistence and consistency and laugh. That's why he uses toddler words like mouthfeel.
>>22011861they mean the same thing, but the former is considered archaicyou fucking etc
>>22011879No they don't
>>22011899surely there must be some kind of way for you convince me why i shouldnt call you a liarbut none have been provided, and it smells like burnt pants in here
