all you phoneposters have the most crooked necks ever

>>22010224
lame post is lame

i think i prefer that over the trend we have locally, where the names are mostly short verbs, adjectives or such
e.g. (though translated)
"Such"
"Savor/Relish"
"Breathe"
"Rest"

there's one called "solid" though, which actually is a pretty good name

if i ever open a bar, i'm gonna name it "the tube/hose", it sounds fun in my language, i promise

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>>22010224
what happens at the park?

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>walk in
>some autistic faggot is shrieking in the corner and beating the shit out of a Sonic the Hedgehog doll
>the entire menu is written in crayon and every single last dish is chicken tenders with different sauces
>the waitress is some late 40's looking overweight slob in a visibly cum stained black t-shirt with fake plastic bat wings on his back
>he doesn't even say anything, just stares at me, mouth agape
>what the fuck is wrong with this place
>don't want to order anything but also don't want to look like an asshole because I walked into a restaurant, sat down and didn't even get anything
>suddenly hear shouting and screaming near the entrance
>some equally hippotanic land mass wearing a red hat and blue overalls is waddling through the front door holding two gigantic cartoon bombs, one in each hand, fuses lit
>screams in a voice register that I can only describe as a mixture of a squeaky voiced virgin and a whale farting into a tuba "MARIO ACKBAR"
>the fuses end
>nothing happens
>a spergnami of fat retards rushes him, cottage cheese thighs clapping together like rolling thunder
>get the fuck out while the gayest sumo wrestling match in existence happens behind me

>>22010224
Your picture is sideways

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>>22010224
nah I think it's all well in hand, if ya catch my drift

>>22010618
mountain biking

>>22010654
i'm not familiar with that sex act

>>22010655
its when you get your fun parts stuck between the cog set and chain, asking people for help as if you had an accident, despite the whole thing being premeditated

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>>22010618
Lots of frickin'

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OP is retarded