Is there anywhere I can eat out that isn't Slop Donald's, Sloppy's (Wendy's), Slop Fried Chicken, Slop Express, Slopinoes, the Slopco food court, Slop Hut, Sloppo bell, the Goycor (liquor) store, Goymart, millenial onion burgers, etc.?
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on mondays if i physically go to Potbelly they give me a buy one get one subon tuesdays it's marcos pizza buy one get onewednesdays, publix sushi for $5thursdays i check publix new coupons, usually they have a deal on a whole sub
>>22010293have you tried, i dunno, cooking?
>>22010310Some of the best slop is homemade
>>22010293Go buy a rotisserie chicken
>>22010293>outhave you tried...restaurants?
>>22010293you could go scavenge local trash heaps if you can fight off the cats and raccoons (you can't)
go to the forestsyou weill find yor foot
>>22010519Stay away from those cats
ok
>>22010519>If you can fight off the cats "I remember it as though it were a meal ago"Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matterMay have nestled its way into his mighty throatMany a fat alley rat had met its demise while staring point-blank downThe cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machineTruly a wonder of nature, this urban predatorTommy the cat had many a story to tellBut it was a rare occasion such as this that he didShe came sliding on down the alleyway like butter drippin' off a hot biscuitThe aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion inEven the oldest of Tigers that hung around the hot spot in those daysThe sight was beyond beliefMany a head snapped for double, even triple takes as this vivaciousFeline made her way into the delta of the alleywayWhere the most virile of the young tabbies were known to hang outThey hung out in drovesSuch a multitude of masculinity could only be found in one place, and that was O'Malley's AlleyThe air was thick with catcalls, no pun intendedBut not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered straight to behind the alleywayShe knew what she wantedShe was looking for that stud bull, He-cat!Well, that was meTommy the Cat is my name and I say unto theeSay, baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
