We're visiting some bird sanctuary with my mom and my GF and my GF's little sister for mother's day this Sunday and we want to have a picnic for lunch. What sort of sandwich and snacks would you recommend for a picnic in the countryside? Nothing that requires much refrigeration, preparation or cooking, I only got a small cooler and we'll be eating by the side of the car somewhere in the country. I want to avoid mega-processed foods but sometimes it can't be avoided.Gonna buy cheese, ham, salami, italian bread. Tomatoes maybe (need to bring folding knife). Chicken paste and egg paste maybe (chicken/egg shredded with mayo).Juice, soda, thermos with coffee.Snacks? Chicken nuggets? Salty crackers? Little roasted sausages? hard boiled eggs?
>>22010630>my GF's little sisterthis thread is going to end poorly, isn't it
>>22010630>bird sanctuary>eating chickeni would just bring cheese, crackers, olives, grapes, etc. for a charcuterie kind of thing
>>22010630They're women, so if you really want to impress them, order Doordash from McDonalds while you all watch Netflix Premium on tablets, with the car running, A/C on full blast with the windows open.
>>22010647why? she's 12>>22010653What's wrong with chicken? >>22010660OK incel
>>22010667>What's wrong with chicken?You're eating a bird at a bird sanctuary. Might seem awkward to some.
>>22010685i dont think birds are capable of being embarrassed
>>22010630I hate when they answer themselves in their own fucking post. Just get a crave case OP and let your gf and her lil sis brap all the way home.
>>22010692QUIT eating goyslop
Why would the setting have influence on the type of sandwich? Go eat cucumber sandwiches you twat.
>>22010704you'd know if you ever went into a picnic to the countryside
>>22010689wrong, some birds are very intelligent and social
>>22010685i'm not some cringe guilty quasi-vegan or something. I'll eat bird in front of the birds.
>>22010630pimento cheese sammich
>>22010712you don't have to be a quasi-vegan to feel a little awkward about that but yeah you're pretty awesome i guess can you autograph my asshole
>>22010710Not this lads bird
>>22010707>you'd know if you ever went into a picnic to the countrysideOh, I have no problem imaging your gay picnic in the gay bird sanctuary and it's quite gay.
>>22010630Fuck off
>>22010630You should just slice the tomatoes needles the picnic, it’s easier that way. Your menu already sounds pretty nice! Do you think you can get some fruit in there? Sliced apple, grapes or berries?
>>22010630Agree with >>22010630 that fruit would be nice. Maybe some small cakes and chocolates too
>>22012228Oops, meant agree with >>22011218
>>22010745Truly happy and full of mirth
>>22012241enjoy your bird picnic
Sounds gay as fuck.
>Isn't it nice to finally be outside on such a beautiful day? >Yes, and I've packed us a delicious chicken picnic
>>22010685bro, it'll mostly have birds of prey, he's not visiting a chicken farmthe birds would love to join in on the meal if anything
>>22012346Chickens will eat other birds too. It might still seem awkward to some. I'm tired of you guys trying so hard to justify it.
>>22012355no, you're the weird one hereyou had this weird idea of eating birds in front of birds and now don't want to back down after being called out for your bullshitanyone who sees this as awkward or uncomfortable lacks common sense so I'm assuming you're on the spectrum, quite far into it in fact
>>22012377hey
>>22010653>just don't bring any charcuterie for a charcuterie kind of thingwhat did she mean by this?
>>22012377
>>22012379>>22012388<3 love you guys
Rotisserie chicken, either hot or cold. Fresh loaf of bread. Thermos of black coffee, with maybe a tin of sweetened condensed milk. Then desert: just a big variety of fruit. Little bit of everything. And a bottle of moscato to take swigs from.
>>22012428This is so white trash
>>22012429thank you, someone else who finally agrees that taking chicken to a bird sanctuary visit is not appropriate
>>22012429A bit, yeah. But, I'm not saying to bring a bluetooth speaker. Just, be chill about it. Laid-back lunch.
>>22010630whats the deal with little sis.
