I really don't know why I was expecting soft cookies with this snickerdoodle cereal. And I really don't know why they make cereal this way. Too hard, too crunchy, etc. It's garbage. We want soft chewy mini cookies as cereal, not sugary rocks.
>>22010833Is there any way I can help?
>>22010833Soft means moisture Moisture means bacterial growthBacterial growth means you can't store it for months and months as shelf-stable cereal
>>22011404They have shelf stable soft cookies. Admittedly they weren't that good.
>>22011408they’re full of oil
>>22010833Leave it to soak?
>>22011415OK, then fucking give me my oily cereal BITCH
>>22010833Digits.That's why you buy actual cookies, and add milk.
>>22010833>We wantSorry Betsy, you get what you get. Enjoy your troff slop.
>>22011703This.OP's the guy that eats food straight out of the microwave then complains it's too hot.I too am that guy.
>>22010833>Too hard, too crunchyDentist. Now.
>>22011703then it just gets mushy and not chewy
>>22011707BASED
>>22010833HONESTLYI do what sugary rocks as cereal. Maybe let it soak up the milk longer?
>>22010833>puffed grain paste drenched in milk is too hard for my teethgrandma forgot to put her dentures back in after gargling by balls
>>22012125>for my teethdoing a lot of assuming that op isn't just saying they dislike it. i don't really like hard cookies as much, it doesn't mean i can't chew them.
>>22012135>Too hard, too crunchy, etcOP has granny gums
>>22012135Saying “too” before any adjective describing food is going to incite an absolute shitstorm from the intellectual titans of /ck/
>>22010833you people with your soft cookies have enough already
>>22012139>>22012125 is too stupid for me
>>22010833You should make it dirty cereal by replacing the milk with coffee creamer
