>>22011720
Show me the inside with a cross section

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Yikes

15 seconds was too cold so I did 30

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Holy shit

>>22011741
Looks like grease formed into a hotpocket, kek.

>>22011711
They had these at sprouts like a year ago for about 50 cents each and I got a bunch. They were not terrible, and a convenient snack. I can't remember which flavor was my favorite.

oh boy. it's the ugly hammer thumb pollack

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It's actually not terrible. Super mealy. Whole pieces of corn. Decent flavor. Would not eat again.

Scratch that. Will eat again. Decent shelf life and caloric density, so I'll get some for my emergency storage.

>>22011711
>is immediately discontinued in youre path

Not sure what's worse. The "food" or your ugly ass digits.

i tried one of those a couple months ago, was surprised that the flavor was actually pretty good but it was kinda slimy. i ate it cold thoughever

>>22011807
lol fatso

>>22011811
I mean you're supposed to eat them while going on a walk, so I assume cold is intended.

>>22011811
not sure how that is a "fatso" comment considering its like 200 calories and i had one

>>22011758
im not convinced

Regular tamales come in a corn hush and are already fairly convenient, this is just asinine may as well get canned tamales at this point

>>22013404
>Regular tamales come in a corn hush and are already fairly convenient,
but are they shelf stable?

>>22012066
>one
no you didn't fatso

>>22011711
That tamale dude must have some sort of severe genetic disorder, 4 fingers on his left hand and 6 fingers on his right, walks around naked except for a banana leaf diaper

mmm microplastics

I'm a walking tamale
I'm a talking wamale

>>22013410
unironically cornmeal is like cockroach powder so it's probably far more cost effective to just keep nixtamalized corn meal, beans, and some other shelf-stable fillings around
I bought a bunch of these because I do multiple-day shooting matches where I'm humping 60lbs of armor, guns, and ammunition for nine hours and pounding one of those between stages augments the road cycling energy gels that I bring
paired with one of the mini tabasco bottles to offset the greasiness with vinegar, it's pretty good if you're starving

I’m guessing you’ve never had a real tamale if you’ve been suckered by this garbage

>>22011741
>>22011760
So this is literally just a sealed individual packet of Nutraloaf huh?