Only thing I watch are cooking shows and I get mad watching them cause I'm sitting there going. Okay food is good. But the way these people talk about food and the mental breakdown. I have no food. Are you fucking retarded? Like who cares? It's cheese bro… When I meet a chef, they talk about how difficult it is. “All that the pressure in the kitchen, and Gordon Ramsay screams at you, and it's on, Master Chef. And you have to make a chef. You have to make it quickly. Running out of time. Make the food, blah blah blah...” Being a chef is not that hard. It's not like being in the SAS. It's not like being in a soldier. Every time I have a chef sit there and tell me how difficult this job is as a four times kickboxing world champion, I sit there and think you're full of shit. I make my girlfriend cook for me every day. It's fine. She's under pressure. She doesn't want to fuck up the Big Daddy Tate. She's under pressure. She still provides the meal on time. So why are you trying to pretend it's so difficult? I had some chef idiot tell me about addiction within the kitchen, and everyone's high on coke because it's so hard in such a high pressure environment. You motherfuckers don't know what pressure is. If you think being a chef is pressure, I absolutely and utterly recommend you to join Special of Forces or be a professional fighter, or do nearly anything other than fucking toasting bread and cooking and whipping up mashed potatoes. You know what fucking pressure is? Chefs seriously need to get over themselves. Being a chef is not difficult.
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some sort of Andrew Tate vs. Steven Seagal sock puppetry?Interesting.
>>22011941cool story bro
cooking is not difficult. being a line wagey is living hell.
>>22012147Semper Fry, brother
>>22011941I'd rather die by rifle than eat that shit
>>22012162>I would rather get shot in the head than eat a relatively harmless and bland food dishLet’s meet in person and put that to the test
Wall to wall gayness in here
>>22011941I'm not reading all that I'm just here to tell you that you're a fag lol
>>22012162>>22012167Stream this and put a wager on anon’s willingness to try. Give him a shitty popcorn taco and a gun. Any hesitation to touch the gun will be a win for OP.
>>22011941>It's not like being in a soldier. Bit gay, mate.
>>22012339because you can't read low iq kys faggot>>22012372gay? we are almost heading for world war 3 dumbass. i hope you get drafted retard
>>22012409>almost heading>almostI’ll be fine then, retard.
>>22012409>almostSuch a stupid fear mongering word. Try living a few more years with that word in your head and report back with the results
>>22011941>It's not like being in a soldier.you what now?
>>22012409Oh you're an idiot, that explains this thread. Being a soldier isn't hard work either, once you're out of basic. Sit around on post, sit around at the barracks, go eat something, sweep some floors, fill out paperwork, maybe go to the range. Easy job. Being a chef in a high end Michelin starred restaurant is harder than being a soldier with the exception of combat scenarios.
What's with all the military threads today rofl Anyways, don't forget to thank your local food service workers for their service today. >>22012409>heading for World War IIIOh wow like in 2014 when the Crimea thing happened or that one time Kim Jong Un was doing missile tests??? Don't forget to set a doomsday clock widget on your desktop background you schizophrenic!!!
>>22011941>Being a chef is not difficultever try to explain to a landlord why the reason you can't pay rent is because your boss hasn't paid you in two months?ever try to budget for a kitchen?ever hire and fire?ever design a menu?ever go into crippling debt for a passion because of requiring a degree to have a title?nah, cheffing is fucking ezpz.
>>22012409>almost heading for world war 3ww3 started july 20, 2019 as that was 3.5 years after the start of trump's first term.you better brush up on your prophecy, anon.
Chefs are little factory bosses. The work is not meaningfully different than being the boss of some Victorian hand factory where they turn steel wire into nails or something. The actual cooking part is done by retarded meth heads.
