>aunt gifts me a home beer machine>whenever I want I can pour myself a delicious cold picture perfect pintThis is game changing. Went through an 8 litre/18 pint keg in a week.
congratulations on your alcoholism
>>22013231>2-3 pints a day is alcoholismHalf a liter of bourbon a day is alcoholism, this is small shit.
>>22013225Is she hot?
>>22013231A beer or two with dinner or at the end of your day is perfectly mild, you massive baby.
>>22013237>>22013242hello alcoholics
>>22013237>this is small shitenough about your penis. how's the shit beer?
>>22013225Like all draft machines that don't utilize an actual keg they will discontinue it and leave you dry.
>>22013250Hello king. Properly drunk again?
>>22013267Not drunk enough to fuck your ugly ass fatso.
>>22013250Oh god. Another day another handle already 2/3 down. Actually forced a meal like another anon recommended last night so I didn't vomit green bile this morning. My eyes are so red it hurts to keep them open.
>>22013285lol you fat loser piece of shit. you should force a knife into your jugular. please.
>>22013287I will eventually when my organs start to fail. Until then I'm gonna enjoy my early retirement, work on my game backlog, my library, my garden and all the other things I never got a chance to do. It's going much slower than expected because I nap 4 times a day though.
>>22013285get a good wedge pillow and start taking 20 mg of omeprazole and vitamin b12. I used to drink more than that and never was nauseous in the morning. your stomach and esophagus are being irritated by stomach acid and bile while you sleep. elevating your esophagus will allow the acid and bile to drain while you're passed out and prevent bile reflux from weakened/relaxed stomach sphincters.
>>22013295>start to failThat happened long ago bud.
wtf is a beer machine? Does it make beer?
>>22013331It's just a beer dispenser that has a pour tap like in a pub. It makes the beer taste better somehow
>>22013347ew gross
>>22013266>and leave you dryWas that a beer pun, or was that unintentional?
>>22013364qrd on this webm?
>>22013533Red. Wedding. Inna. Loo.
>>22013231Quiet, Mohammad
>>22013237>2-3 pints a day Limit is a generous imo, 14 units per week. A single beer is 2 to 3 units, so you're drinking about 3-4 times the recommended amount weekly.
>>22013906Why are you here? It's time for another booster
My jerkoff neighbor made a big deal out of gifting me his kegerator which turned out to be 100% junk with a broken compressor .. i was irritated at the time but looking back that was definitely for the best … I’d probably be looking like a parade float today if I had a keg tapped 24/7
>>22013910>You're killing yourself>What the fuck why are you here fuck off>In hospital, dying of liver failure>What the fuck why didn't you stop me
>Make thread in anyway shape or form related to alcohol>Annoying soberfag starts baiting for replies>Anons oblige him and give him the attention he desperately seeksEvery fucking time
