Do you go for the Iowa pizza or the Connecticut pizza?
>>22014411flyover trash, nuke the midwest
>>22014411flyover gem, unlimited genocide on the coasts
>>22014411>what toppings do you want?>idk close your eyes and randomly pick something from the fridge/pantry. fuck my shit up>doritos, iceburg lettuce, and giant raw tomato chunks it is Phamflyovers are fucking embarrassing. you can't get too mad at them because they don't know any better. this is them actually trying.
>>22014411absolute state of the top pizza's left half. for shame
>>22014411After googling the name on those sauce packets, the one on the top is from a gimmick restaurant that specifically makes "taco pizzas." I drove through Iowa once and had a good, normal wood-fired pizza from some place in the middle of nowhere whose name I can't remember. I've never been to Connecticut but I don't trust them so I'll take an Iowa one.
>>22014442>a gimmick restaurantFalse. You are clearly shit at research. They make all kinds of pizza
>>22014448sorry iowoid i'll remember not to defend your pizza culture in the future
I thought iowa had QC style, what has evolved in the 10 years I've been comatose?!
>>22014442and here we have sherlock holmes at home board /ck/
>>22014467that is but one style of midwestern pizza
>>22014435taco pizza is a messy egregious mess but the great taste and contrasting textures make it impossible to criticize properly.
>>22014411What the hell are those toppings