Is /ck/ doing the "be your own butler" maxxxing?Example: coffee prepped and loaded and turns on right at the time you wake up.
>>22014499I leave bacon strips on my george foreman grill and time it to start 30 minutes before I wake up but I stepped on it and cooked my foot
>>22014502>I left my george foreman grill on the floor
>>22014499are there any other examples? because moving the prep work to the night before isn't really a substitute for butler activity nor a life hack.>Butler's make coffee for you while you sleep>Make your own coffee the night before and heat it up on a timer when you wake up
>>22014502Did you get someone to come get you?
>>22014499sometimes i put food in this special device i have that applies very low heat over a long period of time. i can put a whole chuck roast and raw veggies in there in the morning, and when i return in the evening from my high paying and fulfilling job, I'm ready to dish out some perfectly cooked pot roast to my wife. i call it a "cook slower".
>>22014499>"be your own butler" maxxxing>coffee prepped and loaded and turns on right at the time you wake up.How is merely being aware of tomorrow a "maxxing"? I don't understand your post
>>22014499pot coffee is for americans and tasteless retards
>>22014853I'm not going to criticize the Yanks for this one. I only drink instant
>>22014853Coffee snobs are the worst kind of hipster.
>>22014853I like drip coffee and I am European, you are a smelly shitbag turd
>>22014880>>22014879>>22014773oops didnt mean to trigger you I guess we just do coffee a little better here
>>22014887>india>coffee
>>22014887
>>22014887Poop does not make coffee better. Poop ruins the coffee.
>>22014901isn't gerbil shit cuckfee the most "gourmet shit" (heh) according to cuckfeecucks?
>>22014903Non-coffee drinkers can't fuck so you might want to put that clitty of yours in a cage ylu sissy
>>22014903I'm not even sure what you're trying to communicate. Either way: you eat poop.
>>22014535>making instant coffee the night before by putting this in milk with nestle quick.
>>22014499>he doesn't just take a nodoze in the morning.ngmi
>>22014908Probably that civet shit meme coffee that's "gourmet"
>>22014983soulless hylic behavior
>>22014983based
>>22014535Zoomers label every basic necessity activity as some weird thing that's actually cool>you're not bringing lunch to work... you're ration maxxing>you're not washing your bedsheets... you're linens mogging >you're not wasting all day scrolling your phone, you're cortisol goonplexing
>>22014983soulful hyperborean behavior
>>22014499For me it’s wearing my dish drying towel on my forearm
>>22015160>You're not X... You're Y!Is this entire generation fucked by AI?
>>22014887>turd worlder>thinks planning ahead by a day is some grand achievement worthy of praise
>>22015160>cortisol goonplexinggonna start using this one
>>22015238Retard
>>22014499We should enslave ghosts
>>22014982Oho that has nipples on it
