Girlfriend is a genetic failure who can't tolerate gluten.She wants us to "cook together" as a couple thing when I'm over at her place. She's a typical libtard white woman who seems to eat a variety of leaves and brown-coded food like curries, stir-fry, things with soy sauce etc.What are some gluten-free recipes I can try to make given that I'm a retard who is more than capable of burning water?My idea of dinner is microwaving a potato for 4 minutes and eating it with a tin of plain tuna in springwater. I microwave bowls of frozen peas and eat them with a spoon as a snack. I hate cooking and basically cannot cook and need something retard-proof.
cooking is for women
>>22014922if you want to make pasta then gluten free pasta is pretty easy to find and decent enough. gluten free bread mostly sucks and i just use corn tortillas instead which works pretty well for anything needing bread.nachos are pretty easy and easily gluten free. or you could get a small shape gluten free pasta and add some canned chickpeas and tomato sauce, parmesan cheese, italian dish called pasta e ceci which she might find interesting.
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>>22014922Steak and roast potatoes with some light salad in lemon herb dressing as a side
>>220149221 to 1 gluten free flour works well as a direct substitute for all purpose flour in dense baked goods like cookies, bars, and brownies.
>>22014925Why don't YOU LITERALLY FUCK YOUR OWN FACE THEN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. WHAT FUCKING BOARD ARE YOU ON HUH? FUCK YOU CUNT.
>>22014945This. Gluten free pasta has gotten much better. So, that's opened up a whole range of dishes for you to cook. Otherwise anything that's not bread. Most dishes are gluten free without meaning to be.
sushi is good
>>22015034This sounds tasty
Tell her you don’t really know how to cook but that you’ll be happy to help if she tells you what to do. If that’s too complicated for you, or she can’t accept that arrangement, then dump that shit.
If you're not going to be an adult and eat vegetables, then just eat meat. Maybe you two can bond while doing some grillin'.
>>22014922Eat your vegetables
>>22016398Who is this anime?
>>22016568The cartoon is called Spice and Wolf if I'm not mistaken. My son was very into it for a while.
Mochijust made mochi brownies, one of the best desserts I've ever madeuses glutinous rice flour (Mochiko) which is gluten freeyou can make bibingka which is rice flour, coconut milk, and milkor a simple mochi cake
I was gluten free for 10yrs before figuring out it was a thyroid issueBut anywayGluten free pasta dishes are bretty okay, especially of you do a linguini or a penne. Avoid rotini, it just breaks too easilyThere are quite a few gluten free Asian based sauces like teriyaki available. Gluten free soy sauce can be used to recreate most Asian sauces too. I did a lot of rice flour+corn starch based frying, like for fish. Honestly though anon, what tastes good to you? Do you even like spending time with your gf lol or is she a fuck buddy in your mind?
>>22016759> before figuring out it was a thyroid issuehow did that get resolved
>>22016759Was gluten causing no issues then or was a thyroid issue making you sensitive to gluten?
>>22016765>>22016760Thyroid issues caused sensitivity to gluten. Hashimotos specifically, so immune system attacking thyroid. Any auto-immune disease is a generic failure imo too btw. It started as joint pain that gluten-free solved, but i would eat it anyway every once in a while. It got worse as i got older though, had to completely cut it out due to allergy-like symptoms (rashes, throat/mouth/face itching/swelling) and migraines. Then every fucking food caused allergy symptoms, and i eventually went back to a doctor. The problem is basically that since your immune system is all hyped up you start reacting to other things unnecessarily. Now i take an artificial thyroid hormone, which keeps my thyroid from producing its own and my immune system is less likely to attack its stupid self. As long as i don’t eat tooo much iodine, i can eat anything else. I avoid iodated breads, iodized salt, and seaweed derivatives, so very few restrictions. Eating that usually just gives me a weird headache and i get extremely tired for a day or two. DO NOT - I REPEAT - DO NOT decide to avoid iodine. YOUR thyroid probably needs it, and you WILL feel like you’re dying if you inhibit your thyroid function. Avoiding iodated bread is a good idea though, that shits stupid.
>>22016898i got some health issues that I treat with keto, that includes avoiding glutenidk what it is tho
>>22016908Different diets can help so many things. If it’s working for you, keep at it. Avoiding gluten worked for a very long time, it wasn’t until literally the most simple diet out there wasn’t working that i went back to the doctor lol There are a lot of things that doctors can’t even diagnose or treat until the symptoms are overwhelming/inhibiting your lifestyle. Everyone will freak out about seeing a doctor but there’s a lot you can figure out or try at home until you NEED a doctor. If you’ve got a good one, you can show up with your symptoms, what you’ve tried, the results, and go from there to figure it out more quickly too.
>>22016941>hey doctor I have dry skin and joint problems, can you diagnose what causes it?>sure, use this lotion on the skin and dont come back. Oh and heres a printed a4 with a work out routine which will do something.>oh...
>>22016945Yeah, basically lolIf blood tests don’t show anything yet you’re left to see if diet changes will help
>>22014922Why is this shit so common with females? Aristotle might have had a point.
>>22014922You sound like an insufferable faggot and your approach to the situation will reflect in the outcome
