mother of god.i have 240 eggs in my fridge now. is this depression era mentality?
>>22015666You got shit eggs. Congrats.
>>22015672yes eggs are usually shit out of the chicken through the fuck/piss/shit hole.
>>22015666Dman, for that price, is there any cheaper source for protein that good.Not just "good" protein but basically the BEST there is?
>>22015666You can keep them.
What's the date on them?
>>22015666If you eat around 4 eggs a day, you'll go through them in 2 months.
>>22015753>eggs go bad
>>22015749Why egg so cheepHeh
>>22015666>i have 240 eggs in my fridge now
>>22015749>>22015766trump won
>>22015666>usda grade a>not aalol
>>22015676No those have been washed. Shit eggs refers to the slop tier quality of them. Eggs like that are like eating spoonfuls of seed oil the fat composition is so poor from the hyper slop diet they feed the chickens.
>>22015666> 666Checked, goddamnAnyway, here's a bunch of ideas:> Make a bunch of egg drop soup and then freeze it> Make breakfast burritos or sandwiches to freeze > Sausage egg and cheese breakfast muffins> Breakfast casserole> Make those weird keto egg wraps> Angel food cake>> And then carbonara> Mayo> Marinated soft boiled eggs > Egg foo Yung> Egg nog> MeringuesI've heard eggs don't freeze well as-is so try all those freezer ideas and report backPlease desu
>>22015666>GET YE BEHIND OP SATANPreserve those suckers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUYgguMz1qI
>>22015666I've never had eggs go bad before but surely these will go bad before you can finish eating all of them.
>>22015666Make 80 quiches
not one of you told him to eat all the eggswhat the fuck is wrong with you
here's what I domashed up hardboiled eggs with butter and saltit's a meal on its own, very rich and satisfyingI had 6 eggs this morning that way
Di third worlders really need to refigerate their eggs?
>>22016144WIth 240 of the fuckers I'd definitely do that as well, maybe it increases shelf life a bit.
>>22015862The difference in nutritional profile is not relevant to any health outcomes. You're paying extra for nothing you silly goober.
>>22015666You have to eat all of them.
dip them in water glass and they will keep in the fridge for literal years. water glass makes eggs shelf stable for a year at room temp
>>22015766asian girls' fetishisation of bread is so fucking cringe
>>22015666I had the bright idea of by buying freeze dried eggs, then vacuum sealing them with oxygen and moisture absorberIt would be extremely expensive so i gave up on the idea. I also want a freeze dried in general but they are also very expensive
>>22015666Just throw them away and consider the whole situation as a hard lesson about impulse buying
>>22016144Generally we enjoy eggs without chicken shit and feathers on them. Odd concept for those not used to touching common household items without shit on them. We also wear shoes when we go out and don't litter. Even the white liberal women dislike that behavior, Rajesh.
learn how to do those fancy jap omelets
>>22015666https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44jXqR-uN1QI wish I could get eggs this cheap desuYou could finish them in 4 days if you eat 60 for breakfast like Chubbyemu did in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8yhsOSjwSE>>22015672>You got shit eggs. Congrats.If they were "shit eggs" anon would they be rated 4.5/5 stars? Moron!>>22015781If you eat 8 eggs a day, you will have finished the box in exactly 30 days. inb4 >no one should eat that many eggs Actually I eat a shitload of eggs daily (not this much) but let's say you put 2 egg yolks in your coffee and have a 6 egg scrambled egg with toast every morning or something or eat boiled eggs throughout the day, it really isn't that crazy to eat 240 eggs as a single person before they expire.
>>22015666Hope you’re running a waffle house out of your bedroom muchacho
Egg ideasPickled egg ( check vinegar concentration before using itbecause they are watering it down at the stores)Deviled eggsCrack into ice cube trays and freeze . Use spillover for white egg omelette. Learn egg glassing as a preservation technique.Boiled egg chocolate smoothie Preserved salted egg yolk as a dish topper ( use whites to make meringue)Barter for other ingredients with a neighbor with a garden Boil eggs use as a way to get other protein: as fishing bait, as crab baitGrind the shells for the garden Egg custard piePound cakeEggy crepesEgg drop soup super eggy edition
>>22015666You have to eat all the eggs.
>>22016526>2 egg yolks in your coffee Red pill me on this, I hate eggs and look for secret ways to consume them.
>>22015666Immediately bought, thanks Op. May buy a second case. Online only?
>>22017051Look up "egg cream coffee" anon, it's an Italian thing I think. It's just like a creamer, though a little annoying to make maybe
>>22016357>nigger automatically thinks about smelly jeets
>>22015666Make an eggfort webm and found New Eggfort
spanish tortilla or frittata freeze well
>>22015666weird.. 60 ct eggs are going on sale near me this week. I've never even seen cases this big before. is this some kind of trump "let them eat eggs" thing?
