Someone offers you $25 000 on the condition that you finish a modified version of the Donovan meal tailored to be "moviebob friendly."The contents are as follows:>6 double cheeseburgers>2 trays of nuggets, 30 nuggets each>4 XXL boxes of fries(think of the new McDonalds "friend fries" boxes)>4 extra-large drinks>1 pint of ice creamYou're to finish it in 90 minutes.
Can i get stoned and drunk?
>>22017625the booze would probably add to your stomach contents, but yes.
>>22017624The best strategy here would probably be to chop up the fries and nuggets and mix them with the ice cream and drinks into some perverted "shake" given how little time you have.
>>22017628Nah im a spirit slugger not a beer bloater
That's a fairly small amount for an average sized person
>>22017624no.you can't pay me enough to eat mcd's.sorry, satanists, not eating your garbage.
>>22017677You'd say?
Just give me some pot and liquor and I'll destroy that shit in 30 minutes flat and still want a pie
>>22017624oh great, another AI slop thread with 100% LLMs replies
>>22017624I don't think this is possible. Those 4 drinks are larger than my torso and the fries are larger than my arms
>>22017624All the burgers have the exact same ketchup cheese and shimmer pattern
>>22017641> perverted i’m bricked up
>>22017624i could do that. that shit isn't filling at all.
I always have problems finishing one drink in MCD, so the drinks would prob be the biggest obstacle.Realistically I would eat half of every food item and be like "I'm dying, this is not worth 25k"
As a true fatass I believe the four extra large drinks to be the true obstacle to winning the money. Do I get to relieve myself in the 90 minutes?
>>22017742I could probably finish the whole thing in LESS than 90 minutes desu.
>>22017624No, that is an impossible amount of food for someone that hasn't spent years stretching their stomach to impossible levels
>>22017624>carbs last, compacted, and dipped in soda>nuggies get dipped in ice cream>ice cream slush by the end, hot fries dumped out and stacked around it in the empty paper bag
>>22018097If ice doesn't count: >consolidate soda and ice in separate vessels>before fries/carbs, they get get dipped in the Ice Water to dilute salt, THEN the soda>nuggies' breading: just soda dipped for the acidity boost>veggies saved for midgame glycemic attenuation Wolfing stuff down early is killer. 90'' is a lotvof time. You gotta chew.
>>22017624The drinks alone make this impossible.
>>22017641Nope best strategy is to use the ice cream as lubrication to swallow the berger fast without chewing much
>>22017917Only if you do it in the same spot you are sitting at you aren't allowed to leave the table
>>22017624Here comes the important question, american or european sized?Because if its european sized I believe I can finish the whole thing, the burgers from Burguer King, McDonalds etc here are not very big and while its still a lot of food in 90 I believe I could do it. American size I dont think I could, as far as I know fries servings in USA are twice the size the european ones, and I suppose the nuggets and burguers are slightly too.
>>22017624Haha no. The most I ever ate in one sitting was a whole costco food court pizza and that was in my prime eating days
>>22017685based
>>22017624>4 xl drinks >5 pictured
>>22017677You're a big guy
>>22017624When I was 17 or 18 easily. Now probably not. Nor would I want to try.
>>22017624Post an actual hard challenge. I eat this every Saturday
>>22018191> laughs in diabetes
>>22017677fun fact, that post is what caused me to imagine this as Moviebob's hypothetical "standard" amount.
>>22017742We've always been at war with Ba Sing Se.
>>22018191if I can choose the drinks it's fine. I can guzzle diet coke like it's water. I won't feel great afterwards but I could probably do it.
>>22018345>Post an actual hard challenge. I eat this every SaturdayAlright, fuck it, here's The Diabeto Challenge. $250k for anyone who eats the following in 90 minutes:>6 triple cheeseburgers>4 trays of nuggers, 30 nuggets each>6 XXL boxes of mcdonalds french fries.>6 extra-large drinks>2 pints of ice creamAnd just to spite >>22018232: yes, these would be American-sized.
>>22018421>>22017624No dip? No sauce? Do you just raw dog it and dip it in the cola? Tf manOr is it just another goddamned ai thread
>>22018529You get dips and sauce packets if you want.
>>22018529Green ketchup, green coke and green nickelodeon slime like you remember.
>>22017624Even stoned I couldn't do it in 90 minutes but I'd sure enjoy trying.
>>22017624I get full after 2 mcchickens nowadays so no
>>22017624I eat can eat a burger in less than a minute
